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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: taiko on April 05, 2009, 10:58:04 PM
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Today was a good day.
The morning was mine, and I'll not share it with any of you.
The afternoon, I met bagman for a sandwich. He always eats at the same place each Sunday, he tells me.
We were supposed to meet Sasha for lunch, but she flaked (is she breaking up with us?) until much later.
Lunch with bagman was good. We talked about his work, and some hardware stuff. I confessed to being a tremendous hardware geek, and how sad it makes me that everyone else has their music/politic/combat/conspiracy partner, and i have no one to talk with about computer shit.
He also told me about his night the previous night. It sounds like he had a few drinks and some good laughs, but not much else happened. Of course, I understand, since he's still not off the J wagon (which is headed for a bumpy ride, as well all know!).
Because it was a beautiful day outside, and neither of us had urgent plans for the afternoon, we took a walk over to a local park. As we strolled leisurely down the path, everyone was biking/jogging/dog-walking past us. I commented about how awkward that made us look, and bagman agreed (awkwardly).
We walked around for a while, and I reiterated that bagman needs to go into the breakup with his cards on the table: he's the bad guy, she's the victim, and he's really, really sorry. Bagman said he's new to all of this, which I asssumed to mean "....huh?"
Then, we talked a little about motivation. I suggested that the best way to motivate yourself to doing things you want to do is to break your daily/weekly pattern up. If the first thing you do when you come home is turn on the TV and start cooking dinner, then you'll be stuck in that rut for the rest of the night.
Bagman responded "That's easier said than done."
Eventually Sasha calls us. I unintentionally miss her call, but I'm glad I did because that bitch deserved it for ditching us. She brought us ice cream to make up for it, though, which was very nice of her. Thus, she was forgiven.
After she arrived, bagman and I spent some time eating ice cream and telling Sasha how attractive she is. I could tell it made her feel less hungover, and that's a good thing.
This is where we first start talking about getting into shape. Bikini season is coming up, you know, and we all wanted to look good so that we could catch a tan and not feel embarassed.
After we were done with the ice cream, we started walking. We found a trail to walk on and, holy fuck, we walked and walked. Sasha and bagman almost turned around when we came to the first hill, but then they decided to stick it out and see where the trail took us.
Here's where it took us:
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To get this picture, I had to tell Sasha to put her CIGARETTE behind her back. Then, I had to tell her to stop giving the finger to the camera. Then I had to tell bagman to stop putting bunny ears on Sasha.
...buncha kids, I tell ya....
At this point, the sun was going down rapidly and we'd already been on the trail for an hour. Sasha suggested that we turn around, and so we did.
Now, on the way down on the trail, we'd taken things pretty easy. But on the way back, I decided to take us down the dry riverbed which ran close to the trail. It had a lot of mostly flat rock (limestone), and so I thought it would be easy going.
This was only true for the first 500 yards. Then, the limestone became broken and jagged. There were also some potentially homeless people hanging out on the riverbed, and I think they scared Sasha. We kept going, though, and left them behind.
Bagman thought that the trip through the riverbed was much like parcours. Sasha had seen a movie about that, and was very excited by the concept.
Once we climbed out of the riverbed, we sat for a moment and rested. That's when we decided to go get some dinner.
After about 20 more minutes of walking (how did it take us an hour to get in, and 30 minutes to get out??), we make it to the car and head for dinner. It was a very nice dinner, filled with conversation of STDs, bagman's sex life, and corn.
I wish I could write down all of the funny shit that was said, but I can't.
Anyway, Sasha and I are going walking again on TUESDAY. She said she won't flake this time.
Si, are you taking any bets on that one?
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Tricky has competition.
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My calves hurt. But it was fun and I do need exercise. Good write up on the day's activities!
This video, is basically what we were doing over these fucking boulders in the creek bed. Only, not quite as gay.
Stick's Riffs: Bunker Hill Boulders (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn5Yd7w9AwQ#lq-hq)
Ok, not really. But we were hopping... ok... stepping from rock/boulder to rock/boulder. In my mind I was doing parkour like a muthafucka.
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Wow, if only I lived in Texas. Look at the awesome people I could go boulder hopping with.
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Who says we'd invite you?
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See? Dorks can be catty too.
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Wow, if only I lived in Texas. Look at the awesome people with whom I could go boulder hopping with.
I know you're being sarcastic, but I wanted to correct your English.
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It adds colour to the thread.
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I would've let bagman bend me over one of those rocks and verb my noun.
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slang.
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I would've let bagman bend me over one of those rocks and verb my noun.
exclamation!
you are such an adjective noun.
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Tricky, I would've obliged and thrust my prepositional phrase into your hot little pronoun until we simultaneously finished with a exclamation!
Alternatively, still in the bent over position, I could passionately plow you in the adverb.
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Tricky, I would've obliged and thrust my prepositional phrase into your hot little pronoun until we simultaneously finished with a exclamation!
Alternatively, still in the bent over position, I could passionately plow you in the adverb.
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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I'm playing a different game.
Namely, the one where you replace "penis" and "pussy" and "ass" with grammatical words that start with the same letters; not necessarily adhering to the comformities of the particles of speech in any way/shape/form.
Conformity can suck my balls. You damn grammar nazis!
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an exclamation
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particles of speech
Dude, you weren't drunk when you left the park.
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Point #1) I OWN A COMPUTER STORE, FAG!
Point #2) "We need to get into shape for bikini season (shudder)" - Said while eating ice cream
Point #3) Fuck point #3 ...
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After about 20 more minutes of walking (how did it take us an hour to get in, and 30 minutes to get out??)
That happens when I drive somewhere I havent been before, or in a long time.
And yeah, I forgot a fucking '.
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So, at what point during your Sunday constitutional did you discuss the freshness of your vaginas?
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Today was a good day.
Did you even have to use your AK?
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Thanks Ice Cube...
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So, at what point during your Sunday constitutional did you discuss the freshness of your vaginas?
About the halfway mark on the trail.
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Good, good.
Who played the role of Shaniqua?
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I lied, last night. We didn't actually talk about any vaginas on Sunday.
We were just too busy talking about how popular and famous your band has become.
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Now there's a burn!
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I LOL'd.
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I lied, last night. We didn't actually talk about any vaginas on Sunday.
We were just too busy talking about how popular and famous your band has become.
I doubt you've ever heard us, as we don't market our music to Golden Corral's buffet.
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Sorry I couldn't hang out with you Tuesday Luke, it was the bachelorette party and I totally spaced getting penis straws and gummy boobs for it.
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Sorry I couldn't hang out with you Tuesday Luke, it was the bachelorette party and I totally spaced getting penis straws and gummy boobs for it.
Don't worry, we didn't have plans until tonight.
Which, after talking to you, I think it's clear that you had a little too much penis straw last night.
OH MY GOD, AM I ALSO BEING CONTROLLED??!
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Chad
looked up at the lights on the goodyear blimp
and it read
Chad is offline.
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If I were rich
and eccentric I would definitely build myself a dirigible and take off into the night sky. It would be curtains for my enemies.
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Dare I ask what you'd be dropping on them?
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tar
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babies ...
Nevermind, I thought this was the word association thread ...
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DEAD HONKY!
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Hehehehe I thought the same thing the first time i read that.
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I figured you'd get that!
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/me nods *
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What is this, speak in actions night?
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/me nods *
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I lied, last night. We didn't actually talk about any vaginas on Sunday.
We were just too busy talking about how popular and famous your band has become.
I doubt you've ever heard us, as we don't market our music to Golden Corral's buffet.
Son of a BITCH! Some of the Best Music I've heard has been at Walmart ...
THEN, I found music forums and U2be.
Yeah.
It's like that. I live a very sheltered life.
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Ummm...
No.
The first time I ever heard Evanescence "Bring Me To Lift" was in Walmart.
First time I heard "That's the Way It Is" by Celine Dion? Walmart.
When that happened, that I was noticing music in a place like that, I sort of freaked. I've always heard music, whether it's audibly playing or just in my mind. I write music, and hear some of the most beautiful riffs ever. I've thought about how I could carry a recorder and hum/sing them, so that I could transcribe them later, but
they were for THAT moment, you know? Something personal, a message to and from.
Yeah, it's sort of weird.
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First time I heard "That's the Way It Is" by Celine Dion? Walmart.
This is what Celine Dion would sound like if she had a dick:
http://www.myspace.com/shittycarwash (http://www.myspace.com/shittycarwash)
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I've thought about how I could carry a recorder and hum/sing them, so that I could transcribe them later
Basic Notes of the Recorder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD8FVwkd8bg#normal)
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First time I heard "That's the Way It Is" by Celine Dion? Walmart.
This is what Celine Dion would sound like if she had a dick:
http://www.myspace.com/shittycarwash (http://www.myspace.com/shittycarwash)
Might consider partying with 'em ~
would NEVER pay to see 'em.
<~ can't "do" ear-splitting screamo
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I've thought about how I could carry a recorder and hum/sing them, so that I could transcribe them later
Basic Notes of the Recorder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD8FVwkd8bg#normal)
It would be pretty basic stuff, even with a digital voice recorder, for sure.
It's sort of neat how you can dream up a basic melody, and then, it can go ANYWHERE, any genre ~
just salt and pepper, to taste!