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Title: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 10, 2009, 03:16:37 AM: Any other suggestions will be considered. Already planned is the finest cigar-beer-sake-sushi-pussy-bbq-club-temple-robot trip I can come up within a week.

To those visiting in November, don't worry I've got 6 months to plan your adventures...
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 10, 2009, 03:33:32 AM: And I wanna do this one:
Under the bridge Nyotaimori and Wakamezake
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 10, 2009, 05:13:22 AM: here's some background for option #4

Harajuku Elvis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8wjLDnRQfw&feature=related#hq)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 09:20:51 AM: Just make sure you take thousands of photos, photobucket them and leave the access public so we can PS them, make demoti posters and post craigslist gay adverts all over the world. In fact, I'd hire a photog. Why tie yourself down?

Beyond that, it's between you and the bagster.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 10, 2009, 09:23:50 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 09:20:51 AM
Just make sure you take thousands of photos, photobucket them and leave the access public so we can PS them, make demoti posters and post craigslist gay adverts all over the world. In fact, I'd hire a photog. Why tie yourself down?

Beyond that, it's between you and the bagster.

Yes. I agree with this.

I don't know what "Under the bridge Nyotaimori and Wakamezake" is, but I voted for it. I am hoping it has something to do with forced sodomy and fecal consumption (all while under a bridge, of course).
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 04:54:16 PM: That's ALWAYS done under a bridge ...
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: chitownoi on April 10, 2009, 04:58:37 PM: i say you renact the day we went out drinking... started at noon and didnt stop till i was passed out at the hub (like 10pm i think?).
then put him on a platform someplace and tell him to find his way to yokota.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 10, 2009, 05:14:47 PM: Quote from: chitownoi on April 10, 2009, 04:58:37 PM
then put him on a platform someplace and tell him to find his way to yokota.

north yokota, or south yokota?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 10, 2009, 07:06:19 PM: That was epic. Remember when all the bars shut so we went into that eatery that randomly had beer half-price. We must have drunk 15 bottles. Then at the Hub some shitty drinks were cheap so we piled into those and that was the end of Joe
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: chitownoi on April 10, 2009, 08:54:58 PM: Quote from: eitje on April 10, 2009, 05:14:47 PM
Quote from: chitownoi on April 10, 2009, 04:58:37 PM
then put him on a platform someplace and tell him to find his way to yokota.

north yokota, or south yokota?

umm i think got it mixed up. the train stops are east fussa or west fussa.
both on different lines as well.
i passed out and ended up in the mountains. luckily i caught the last train heading back to fussa
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 12, 2009, 08:23:28 AM: are you coming back again any time soon?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 13, 2009, 09:00:28 PM: raw food and under-age Karaoke it is.

wait, Kyle's like 5'4" right? I'm gonna have to go pretty young to find school girls who wont snigger... even for here.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:01:58 PM: And with the beard they'll think he's like 50 won't they?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 13, 2009, 09:06:34 PM: Quote from: underclass on April 13, 2009, 09:00:28 PM
wait, Kyle's like 5'4" right?

5'7", I think.
Just a little over whatever Dave's estimate was, based on dick size.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 09:59:56 PM: Sundays destination
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3204/2704771338_6582843973.jpg)

Saturdays dinner
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/12/tempura_lead_narrowweb__300x369,0.jpg)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 15, 2009, 10:12:59 PM: Fuuuuuck that food looks good.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 10:14:56 PM: motherfucker!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:20:02 PM: my friend Yusuke makes it. Ian has partied with him a couple of times.

He does a great dish with cold soba noodles and a sauce underneath a bunch of fresh Tempura. This pic is from his restaurant
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2050/n67041581220056894231.jpg)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 10:22:26 PM: :'(

November is so far away.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:23:18 PM: Start dieting now because every single waking minute is going to be packed with supreme awesomeness
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Doormouse on April 15, 2009, 11:31:48 PM: Damn. Both days look awesome. You should get the BM drunk and talk him out of quitting the band. He'll be so dazzled by the Japanese finery he's bound to say yes to anything. I know that'd be my MO in Japan.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 15, 2009, 11:45:53 PM: Quote from: underclass on April 15, 2009, 10:23:18 PM
every single waking minute is going to be packed with supreme awesomeness

Fuck yeah! That's what I like to hear.

Luke when are we buying our goddamn tickets???
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 15, 2009, 11:55:11 PM: Quote from: tricky on April 15, 2009, 11:45:53 PM
Luke when are we buying our goddamn tickets???

If you'd ever talk to me when you didn't need something urgently, I'd tell you!!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 16, 2009, 12:10:34 AM: hahahaha :)

*hugs*
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: 13chemicals on April 16, 2009, 01:14:58 AM: I want to go to fucking Japan, I never get to do anything cool. I am the biggest loser ever.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 01:19:42 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on April 16, 2009, 01:14:58 AM

I am the biggest loser ever.

Your 13chemical is so fat ....
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 01:21:48 AM: I think I'll take him out to Kamakura (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamakura,_Kanagawa) for a day because it's fuck-off easy to get there and they have caves full of hundreds of miniature ivory figurines
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 01:25:42 AM: screw that, I'm going to Nikko. I've never been and it's the tomb for the founder of the Tokugawa shogunate. Kyle + tomb, cue hijinks
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 01:27:48 AM: I'm curious , have you done the fuji climb ?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:11:04 AM: no - I've heard nothing good about it except for from my pro-climber friend who runs straight up the side for light training
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 02:12:44 AM: same, except i dont know your friend.

if its not within 2k's of the airport i havent done it.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:33:31 AM: right, well Narita's in bumb-fuck nowhere.

Next time you get in I'll take you to a couple of the restaurants owned by friends of mine. The best tonkatsu you'll ever have
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 16, 2009, 02:37:30 AM: tonkatsu sounds like slang for boobies.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 16, 2009, 03:18:52 AM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 16, 2009, 02:37:30 AM
tonkatsu sounds like slang for boobies.

That's my new slang, thanks.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 16, 2009, 04:23:35 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:33:31 AM
Next time you get in I'll take you to a couple of the restaurants owned by friends of mine. The best tonkatsu you'll ever have

Oh, FUCK yeah!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 16, 2009, 04:50:50 AM: Quote from: Mosh on April 16, 2009, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:33:31 AM
Next time you get in I'll take you to a couple of the restaurants owned by friends of mine. The best tonkatsu you'll ever have

Oh, FUCK yeah!

(http://www.nittobest.co.jp/images/120080307113333.jpg)

Now I'm being mean.....
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 16, 2009, 05:23:51 AM: Prick.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 17, 2009, 09:54:50 AM: Nick, we expect DAILY UPDATES! Nothing less!
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Post by: mosh on April 17, 2009, 10:50:45 AM: Hourly!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 17, 2009, 08:37:30 PM: ok - arrival in 7 hours approximately. Tonight I'll take him to a big Izakaya in Shinjuku somewhere, that areas ass-crazy enough to interest anyone, maybe a bar in Shibuya or three. Pics to come
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 08:40:57 PM: You going to be holding one of them heart shapped ballons just out side of customs ?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 17, 2009, 08:52:56 PM: test #1 is can the man make it to his hotel alone
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 17, 2009, 08:54:58 PM: i see raw horse is winning the poll - pics to come
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 17, 2009, 08:55:30 PM: hahahaha, I KNOW how hard that can be. Far to easy to fuck that up.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 17, 2009, 11:57:42 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 17, 2009, 08:55:30 PM
hahahaha, I KNOW how hard that can be. Far to easy to fuck that up.

I think he's staying in the gay quarter. Will be interesting if he wanders into the wrong building by mistake
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 12:00:54 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 17, 2009, 08:52:56 PM
test #1 is can the man make it to his hotel alone

If he does, he'll do it alive.

I felt no fear there at at all. But then again bagman isnt quite as large as I am.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 12:06:14 AM: Quote from: Mosh on April 18, 2009, 12:00:54 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 17, 2009, 08:52:56 PM
test #1 is can the man make it to his hotel alone

If he does, he'll do it alive.

I felt no fear there at at all. But then again bagman isnt quite as large as I am.

'cause he's rolling thru kyoto with a shotgun, these people aint seen a jewish man since their grandparents were bought by one.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 12:07:43 AM: hahaha...

I'd love to see him travel to Berlin.

He'd be some huge Aryan skinheads bitch in no time.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 12:10:09 AM: The evidence suggests he does need to know what its like to be a woman.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 02:33:20 AM: WELCOME TO JAPAN, BAGMAN.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 02:36:59 AM: Marquee ?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 02:38:28 AM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 18, 2009, 02:36:59 AM
Marquee ?
great idea!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 18, 2009, 02:40:03 AM: he will be getting strip searched by security as I type
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 02:42:33 AM: That poll needed ; unwitting back alley fugu consumpition.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 18, 2009, 02:49:48 AM: poison.... poison.... tasty fish!!
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Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 02:52:26 AM: ~sigh

no anal joke.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 03:01:32 AM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 18, 2009, 02:52:26 AM
~sigh

no anal joke.

I don't know what this means.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 18, 2009, 03:17:52 AM: (http://www.cbtimages.com/?Id=38077&Type=Front&w=192&h=271)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 18, 2009, 03:32:00 AM: added to the list
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 05:32:57 AM: What are the EXACT DATES needed for the Japan trip, please?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 18, 2009, 05:35:01 AM: nov 1-7

Kyle hasn't arrived at his hotel yet and his plane was due in 3 hours ago. Weird.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 05:46:30 AM: Yeah, I wonder if he ditched the project since he "abandoned" us ....
Was he just casually going to Japan, or was there a reason?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 18, 2009, 08:32:37 AM: Fucking emo faggot.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 10:24:53 AM: Quote from: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 05:46:30 AM
Yeah, I wonder if he ditched the project since he "abandoned" us ....

Quote from: bagman on April 14, 2009, 12:28:06 AM
And come this weekend, Nick.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 11:20:48 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 04:50:50 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 16, 2009, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:33:31 AM
Next time you get in I'll take you to a couple of the restaurants owned by friends of mine. The best tonkatsu you'll ever have

Oh, FUCK yeah!

(http://www.nittobest.co.jp/images/120080307113333.jpg)

Now I'm being mean.....
/me wants tonkatsu.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 18, 2009, 11:21:38 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 11:20:48 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 04:50:50 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 16, 2009, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 16, 2009, 02:33:31 AM
Next time you get in I'll take you to a couple of the restaurants owned by friends of mine. The best tonkatsu you'll ever have

Oh, FUCK yeah!

(http://www.nittobest.co.jp/images/120080307113333.jpg)

Now I'm being mean.....
/me wants tonkatsu.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 18, 2009, 11:42:35 AM: aaaand we have contact. His flight was delayed by a couple of hours

You'll have to wait until tomorrow for pictorial evidence because my camera isn't behaving but we we to Yakiniku and then wandered around Kabukicho (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabukicho?,_Tokyo) with beers, looking at weird shit and talking to illegal immigrant Ghanans (http://www.luventicus.org/mapas/africa/ghana.gif).

tomorrow it's harajuku to look at the freaks (http://www.japanforum.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=2) in the morning and Akihabara (http://hokie-engineer.com/Tokyo/2005_akihabara_main_street.jpg) for gagetry, maid cafes and vending machines in the afternoon.

Kyle ate picked cabages and pigs feet, then I was nice to him and ordered regular beef and chicken. I think he liked the sake, I did.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 18, 2009, 11:51:05 AM: Awww, you two are bonding!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: pepper on April 18, 2009, 12:39:01 PM: It's got to be hard to keep a low profile as an illegal immigrant from Ghana in Japan, no?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 18, 2009, 03:36:41 PM: Nick: Thrash is mumbling about coming too
Eitje: psch
Nick: you can have many men
Eitje: you know my opinion on thrash going anywhere.
Jane Doe: haha
Jane Doe: thrash isnt going anywhere
Jane Doe: he ptobably wouldnt even go if i promised him bidaily buttsecks
Eitje: is that once every two days, or twice a day?
Jane Doe: twice a day

(by the way, this was a joke, no buttsekcs)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:41:20 PM: Not even every other day?
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Post by: tricky on April 18, 2009, 07:42:09 PM: bidaily= twice a day

or maybe my lingo is wrong.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:46:58 PM: *shakes head*
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Post by: ttfg on April 18, 2009, 07:51:39 PM: biannual ( but yes, twice a day. )
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:57:21 PM: Quote from: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:41:20 PM
Not even every other day?

Are you people this dumb today?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 09:49:03 PM: I just chatted with him; he said everything you said ....
It's 10:30am there and he's raring to go ...
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Doormouse on April 19, 2009, 05:18:22 AM: More updates plz!
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Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 05:55:59 AM: Day 2 - I finally tracked him down. Homestar ignored my advice to rent a phone at the airport and also to bring more cash so he's poor and unreachable. His bank cards wouldn't work at generic ATMs so I think he's going to a few proper banks tomorrow (Monday). We met up at about 2 and meandered up to Akihabara. Mosh probably knows more of the cool shit in Akihabara than I do but we found a few dodgy porn shops and he bought some cartoon reading material for those lonely nights. I think he also got some godzilla figurines. There was a bunch of girls in Maid costumes out and about. Then we went to the imperial palace, you can't get in but we wandered around the grounds for a while and he took some pics on his uber-camera. I didn't have my camera today because the wife is borrowing it. He rolled off at about 5: 30 because his family fly in this evening.

I think the official goal this week is to find the vending machine panties though.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 06:02:38 AM: Quote from: eitje on April 18, 2009, 03:17:52 AM
(http://www.cbtimages.com/?Id=38077&Type=Front&w=192&h=271)

That looks like a wonderful movie.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:15:37 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 19, 2009, 05:55:59 AM
Mosh probably knows more of the cool shit in Akihabara than I do but we found a few dodgy porn shops and he bought some cartoon reading material for those lonely nights.

I think the official goal this week is to find the vending machine panties though.

Damn straight!

You probably wont find panties in vending machines, but you will find sex toys. Pantys come from pron shops.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Doormouse on April 19, 2009, 06:16:57 AM: You should have asked the girls in maid costumes for theirs.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 06:20:52 AM: OK - I got some pics off my camera. This is at "Yakiniku" which is Korean/Mongolian BBQ.

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5484/kyle001.jpg)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 06:22:14 AM: Yours truly, because a photo shoot with just bagman in it isn't going to bring in the ladies

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9894/kyle003.jpg)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:23:04 AM: I had Korean BBQ last night in Box Hill... great great stuff.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 06:24:06 AM: Kyle eats pig feet. He ate several!

(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5776/kyle002.jpg)

Fighting the jet-lag while chef Nick grills up some dinner

(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6564/kyle004.jpg)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:27:02 AM: Pfft, what kind of traveller is he? Screwed by a little jetlag...
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 06:30:08 AM: In the red light district. I kind of wanted the guy to get the girls faces in, but since he was the aforementioned Ghanan I'm just happy he didn't steal my camera or bagman.

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9466/kyle006.jpg)

Kyle was bemused by the moving figure of a former pro-wrestler from the 80's outside a brothel

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3091/kyle007.jpg)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:51:19 AM: Use this ultra handy map... The land of the panty holy grail!

Second or third floor, I forget exactly.

(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8952/akihabarax.jpg)
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 07:11:43 AM: Well that was lackluster.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 07:16:39 AM: Well, have you travelled outside the US before Dylan? (Canada doesnt count).

If you havent, then you dont know what jetlag does. So until you do, STFU.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 07:20:10 AM
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Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 07:23:58 AM: Nah... until you do it, you wont get it.

Losing a whole day is a whole other trip. Losing a whole day to end up on Mars just compounds it.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 07:26:34 AM: You might be right, but you're most likely just a pussy.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 07:27:45 AM: Man, I gotta get to Japan. :'(
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 07:35:06 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 07:26:34 AM
You might be right, but you're most likely just a pussy.

I worked rotating shift work for 15 years, you think my circadian rhythyms arent all fucked up?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 07:53:08 AM: hey, at least he got on a plane and made the trip. I think I've met more of you than I haven't now!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 10:01:00 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 19, 2009, 07:53:08 AM
hey, at least he got on a plane and made the trip. I think I've met more of you than I haven't now!
Because he was going to hang out with his parents.
Not you.

Don't get cocky, mister "mug mostly empty".
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 10:05:45 AM: *sad smiley face*

I'll flick him mosh's treasure map. He was somewhat eager to get them panties
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 10:21:58 AM: I'll throw the map into the river and get eaten by a witch.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 10:24:16 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 19, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
*sad smiley face*

awww, i didn't mean to hurt your feelings!
I thought it was funny that kyle's mug was mostly full, and yours was basically empty.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 10:44:48 AM: oh, he's also having a hard time with my accent, but I think that was already a given
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 10:55:56 AM: I have a hard time with your accent in Skype chat...
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 10:57:08 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 10:55:56 AM
I have a hard time with your accent in Skype chat...
thats because I'm typing with one hand busy
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:01:11 AM: Quote from: eitje on April 19, 2009, 10:24:16 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 19, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
*sad smiley face*

awww, i didn't mean to hurt your feelings!
I thought it was funny that kyle's mug was mostly full, and yours was basically empty.

Ahhh Southern Hemisphere drinking style.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 11:05:05 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 19, 2009, 10:44:48 AM
oh, he's also having a hard time with my accent, but I think that was already a given

And what accent is that?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:06:19 AM: Nick only has a very slight accent... the rest of you are damn near unintelligible.

Learn to enunciate.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 11:07:36 AM: Quote from: Mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:01:11 AM
Ahhh Southern Hemisphere drinking style.

You've seen Texas drinking style.
...Japan's not ready for us.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:09:10 AM: Then whats with Kyle and his almost full beer?

Its like he's sipping it.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 11:15:02 AM: we haven't had a solid drinking session yet - this will be rectified
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 11:15:44 AM: Quote from: Mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:09:10 AM
Then whats with Kyle and his almost full beer?

You know from personal experience that Kyle's drinking style is not Texas drinking style.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 19, 2009, 11:17:33 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 19, 2009, 11:15:02 AM
we haven't had a solid drinking session yet - this will be rectified

What's this sipping thing you speak of? Someone will have to show me someday.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:18:19 AM: Not I, I cant do it.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 11:35:51 AM: Quote from: eitje on April 19, 2009, 11:15:44 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:09:10 AM
Then whats with Kyle and his almost full beer?

You know from personal experience that Kyle's drinking style is not Texas drinking style.

Moby is a vegan pussy.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 19, 2009, 03:17:17 PM: Quote from: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 07:41:20 PM
Not even every other day?

Are you people this dumb today?

not even every other day
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Lothar on April 20, 2009, 07:58:53 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 19, 2009, 06:30:08 AM
Kyle was bemused by the moving figure of a former pro-wrestler from the 80's outside a brothel

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3091/kyle007.jpg)

You wouldn't be talking about one Antonio Inoki, would you?

The guy that had a match with Ali?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 22, 2009, 06:09:23 PM: We're off to Nikko today, to check out the tomb of the bloke who founded the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Oh and Kyle found his panties, the man was getting obsessive in tracking those down so I'm happy he found them. If he wears them to the Samurai tomb I'll let you all know.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 06:17:45 PM: Pics or GTFO!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 23, 2009, 09:57:26 AM: lots of pics but all on Kyle's Texas-sized camera.....
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 23, 2009, 09:59:22 AM: Get a camera, faggot.

And we require more updates. Has he struck out with any Japanese girls yet?
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 23, 2009, 10:08:29 AM: I have one, wife seized it today.

I don't think Kyle's even made eye contact with a Japanese bird yet :-P
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 11:44:20 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 23, 2009, 10:08:29 AM
I don't think Kyle's even made eye contact with a Japanese bird yet :-P
well, they're very intimidating, after all.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: bagman on April 29, 2009, 03:18:34 AM: Hey ladies and gentlemen.

Amazing doesn't even begin to describe Tokyo. Hands down (my pants), it's the coolest place I have ever been. So much to talk about, so many pictures to post, and even some sneaky videos that my mom's husband took in this weird fucking bookstore we went to, where they had a bunch of underage girls in nudie magazines, and scat magazines. Yes. Scat MAGAZINES. I've seen jap-scat videos, but had never heard of magazines with it in there. So very tempted to purchase one, but I already had a fucked up manga, two Japanese porno mags, and a pair of used panties (yes that will be one of the stories, to come), so I was worried about customs. How embarassing would it be to have my luggage pulled apart and all of that sick shit laid out for everybody to see in LAX? Speaking of LAX - Venus Williams (the tennis superstar) ran into me while I was waiting in line for the x-ray. Haha. Mildly cool.

Funny - they didn't even check my stuff at all, so either me or my mom's husband could have taken whatever the hell we wanted back.

Nick is cool. Helped me a bit with my motivation problems and a LOT with directions and getting my bearings. I would venture to say I am confident with my way around the busiest train station on the planet - Shinjuku. (I stayed in a hotel that was fairly close to the station.)

I have a plan/goal for the trip in November. Not having to pay for airfare. But that's another thread.

Plus all the new sex news. Oh yeah. Just need to figure out where to start.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 29, 2009, 03:21:41 AM: Yay, I'm cool.

Send me pictures of the Nikko trip...
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 10:27:19 AM: Nick, can we work on my problems too when I visit (since you've apparently solved Kyle's)? k thx.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: taiko on April 29, 2009, 07:38:29 PM: Quote from: tricky on April 29, 2009, 10:27:19 AM
Nick, can we work on my problems too when I visit (since you've apparently solved Kyle's)? k thx.
this is a trap, nick.
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: underclass on April 29, 2009, 08:00:58 PM: Quote from: tricky on April 29, 2009, 10:27:19 AM
Nick, can we work on my problems too when I visit (since you've apparently solved Kyle's)? k thx.

That your snatch is too tight and underused? Sure, just ask Dr Nick...
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 08:50:42 PM: Hi Dr Nick!
Title: Re: BAGMAN ARRIVES IN JAPAN IN 8 DAYS
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 10:53:09 PM: Quote from: underclass on April 29, 2009, 08:00:58 PM
That your snatch is too tight and underused? Sure, just ask Dr Nick...

bahahaha