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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Phaedrus on April 12, 2009, 01:28:19 AM

Title: Time for Easter!
Post by: Phaedrus on April 12, 2009, 01:28:19 AM: Today is the day that we profane the birth of Jesus Christ by worshipping a rabbit and ritualistically eating eggs!

I love this day.

Happy Easter!
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Doormouse on April 12, 2009, 01:39:40 AM: Rebirth maybe.

EDIT: But yeah Happy Easter.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Phaedrus on April 12, 2009, 01:47:40 AM: Yeah, whatever, like I pay attention to christian mythology.

Edit: Oh yeah, I was thinking of the wrong thing, that's the July thing about the misdating of the birth of Christ thing. Ok.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 03:04:24 AM: meh 4 day weekend.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: underclass on April 12, 2009, 03:20:54 AM: normal weekend. I'm hungover
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 04:59:27 AM: Yay, Mini-Eggs! That's all Easter means to me.

(http://www.thesweeterthings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cadbury-mini-eggs.jpg)

Fucking YUM.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: underclass on April 12, 2009, 05:02:21 AM: (http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8606/cremeeggim5.jpg)
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 05:04:26 AM: I'd rather have the chocolate without the cummy filling.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 05:56:55 AM: no, you like it fresh from the tap...
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 06:04:14 AM: You taught me well, Mosh.
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Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 06:07:32 AM: Yeah, you drained my balls well... after a few attempts.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 06:11:46 AM: Sorry, it was just a little creepy that you wanted me to kiss it and tell you I love you. You didn't even tip.
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Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 06:22:20 AM: That's coz I'm cheap.

Sorry.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 06:24:38 AM: (http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017qbp2)
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: underclass on April 12, 2009, 06:44:11 AM: what does that have to do with easter?
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 06:46:01 AM: Sarah is a necromancer. Hawt.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 06:53:31 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 12, 2009, 06:44:11 AM
what does that have to do with easter?

are you kidding me?

easter is (at least in christianity as opposed to in paganism) the celebration of jesus returning from the dead!

wait, wait, was that sarcasm? sorry, sorry. slow this morning.

tbh, i just like zombies and will use every excuse to post about them. like this!

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/04/woody-harrelson.html (http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/04/woody-harrelson.html)
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 08:35:08 AM: Quote from: Woody Harrelson
Yuh, I thought he were a zombie so I punched his ticket. Happy Ert Day, son.
(http://mondodiablo.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/bunny-jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: tricky on April 12, 2009, 08:57:56 AM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 06:53:31 AM
tbh, i just like zombies and will use every excuse to post about them. like this!

I love zombies too! Especially zombie movies. Twinsies!

I said to my coworkers "happy jesus zombie day!" and no one laughed.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 09:00:05 AM: Quote from: tricky on April 12, 2009, 08:57:56 AM
Quote from: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 06:53:31 AM
tbh, i just like zombies and will use every excuse to post about them. like this!

I love zombies too! Especially zombie movies. Twinsies!

I said to my coworkers "happy jesus zombie day!" and no one laughed.

I say shit like that all the time, like "Happy 911!", and usually get the same reaction. People have no sense of humor.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: tulip on April 12, 2009, 09:17:04 AM: easter has almost as much pagan origin as christmas
rabbits and easter eggs oh my
oh, and of course mithras
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 10:19:22 AM: (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-your-cat-lays-easter-eggs.jpg)
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 12, 2009, 11:04:37 AM: Man, Woody Harrelson rules.
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Post by: Tru on April 12, 2009, 11:56:45 AM: Quote
Rebirth maybe.

Meh, fictional characters, no birth, no rebirth.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Doormouse on April 12, 2009, 12:22:07 PM: That's a silly thought. There are secular records of this guy...
I only question his divinity.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 12:23:45 PM: He most likely existed. He most likely was a crazy middle eastern man with good morals who thought he was lord almighty.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: ttfg on April 12, 2009, 12:25:11 PM: What would jesus hyperlink ?
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Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 12:26:36 PM: I'm for anyone who can turn stuff into wine.

Until the wine is gone, of course. Then we nail him to the logs again.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 12:27:25 PM: I used to have a WWJD bracelet. I eventually abandoned it when I started listening to evil music and doing drugs.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Doormouse on April 12, 2009, 12:34:29 PM: One of my buddies had a WWJD for a Klondike Bar? shirt.
It was awesome.
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Phaedrus on April 12, 2009, 01:04:34 PM: Wow, this Easter sucks. Heavy rain, thunder, tornadoes, and everyone has sudden diarrhea.

Zombie Jesus is not happy.
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Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 01:05:34 PM: I suddenly dont want chocolate eggs now...
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Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 02:08:57 PM: What Would Sasha Say?
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Post by: ttfg on April 12, 2009, 02:09:33 PM: Fag.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 12, 2009, 02:12:24 PM: "*giggle*"?
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Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 03:41:25 PM: I have her phone number, wanna ask her?
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: hip on April 12, 2009, 05:14:18 PM: (http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q266/poet-taster/EasterJesusFramed.jpg)
Title: Re: Time for Easter!
Post by: Thrash on April 13, 2009, 06:20:51 PM: Quote from: tricky on April 12, 2009, 08:57:56 AM
Quote from: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 06:53:31 AM
tbh, i just like zombies and will use every excuse to post about them. like this!

I love zombies too! Especially zombie movies. Twinsies!

I said to my coworkers "happy jesus zombie day!" and no one laughed.
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 09:00:05 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 12, 2009, 08:57:56 AM
Quote from: psychopathetic on April 12, 2009, 06:53:31 AM
tbh, i just like zombies and will use every excuse to post about them. like this!

I love zombies too! Especially zombie movies. Twinsies!

I said to my coworkers "happy jesus zombie day!" and no one laughed.

I say shit like that all the time, like "Happy 911!", and usually get the same reaction. People have no sense of humor.

The difference here is that she's not a lazy drugged up sped who refuses to get a job ...
She's a completely different sped altogether ...

PS: Fag!