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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 09:53:27 AM

Title: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 09:53:27 AM

Hey guys, we don't know how you used to handle Aaron over at the hip forums, but we've learned from experience it's best to humor him. We even gave him a special moderators interface created for special people that looks just like the genuine article. The buttons even click!

So keep being extra nice to him, it's really helping him with his emotional and developmental issues. At this rate he'll be able to eat with uncorked forks by 2012!

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 10:04:34 AM

Raaaah! Zoomie no like you make fun of tard brothers... Zoomie call Obama, make you all live in FEMA camp.

Rahhh.

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: mosh on April 14, 2009, 10:10:15 AM

Dont laugh, I'm one step away from confing these folks to a polish ghetto...

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: daisymae on April 14, 2009, 11:10:12 AM

Zoomie was a perfect gentleman...at first.

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:11:58 AM

he gets a little grabby, but i like that about him.

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:14:34 AM

Some people appreciate that I have tastebuds on my fingertips...

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:17:18 AM

really, it's the hair with a will of it's own that i appreciate.

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:20:49 AM

I regret to inform you and it is now trimmed to one inch and the sides are mostly shaved. I look like a ginger Aryan.

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 11:36:18 AM

you'd be the first killed in teh gas chamber....

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 11:36:46 AM

Yeah you fuckin heeb!

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:42:14 AM

At least I was gonna pay you for more ink...

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: FAH-Q on April 14, 2009, 04:49:19 PM

We're the brews, sporting anti-swastika tattoos
Oi! Oi!

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 14, 2009, 04:51:57 PM

No, it's okay to hate jews when Zoomie's involved Si!

Ugh, I can just imagine him wanting to get his jewish talons on my jar of loose pocket change and it makes me feel queasy!

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: FAH-Q on April 14, 2009, 05:14:50 PM

"OK, here's another one: two Jews walk into a bar..."

"No, no!"

"What, you don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!"

"What I mean is I don't want racist jokes in my act."

"Oh, OK, how 'bout if I kill the Jews?"

"No!"

"I'm kidding, I would not kill the Jews! No, I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death!"

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: kc on April 14, 2009, 07:29:36 PM

*wipes a tear*

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: taiko on April 14, 2009, 11:25:12 PM

Aaron with his helmet on:
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8691/dsc04028medium.th.jpg) (http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc04028medium.jpg)

Aaron without his helmet on:
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/557/dsc04101w.th.jpg) (http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc04101w.jpg)

Title: Re: Hip Forum Guys - A Note About Zoomie
Post by: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 11:26:35 PM

HAHAHAHAHA aww man... good times.