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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: kc on April 14, 2009, 07:31:45 PM
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uh, am i allowed to start threads yet?
i'm having a five barrel. lovely local brew. best out of the keg, so we got a kegorator.
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tea - it's 8:32 am and I'm off to work in ten minutes
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Water. Probably a few beers in a bit. And then a bunch more once I get home from work.
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I'm out of booze. It's times like this I wish I had a car. The liquor store is an option, but it's really dangerous to go there. I live in a rough town.
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tea - it's 8:32 am and I'm off to work in ten minutes
add an hour. but no work today, not after yesterday.
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tea - it's 8:32 am and I'm off to work in ten minutes
add an hour. but no work today, not after yesterday.
you had a big day yesterday
I need to get my slack "wanna be financial" free ass going and start selling stuff online
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tea - it's 8:32 am and I'm off to work in ten minutes
add an hour. but no work today, not after yesterday.
you had a big day yesterday
I need to get my slack "wanna be financial" free ass going and start selling stuff online
i was scared shitless to be honest, and no, not from the hydromorphone. id like to aviod another does today if i can.
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Water. Probably a few beers in a bit. And then a bunch more once I get home from work.
beer lunch?
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diet dr pepper.
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Water. Probably a few beers in a bit. And then a bunch more once I get home from work.
beer lunch?
Nah, we have an office beer fridge. I usually have a few around dinnertime, which is nowish.
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I got one more miller high life left
then I have a half a bottle of mango rum, which to be honest is pretty gross
and some other kind of liqour that is supposed to be sour apple or something
I'll deal, but I won't like it
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I got one more miller high life left, which to be honest is pretty gross
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old milwaukee is gross
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I used to drink Miller High Life when I was in the states. It was $1 per quart. Shite, shite beer
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I won't stand by and listen to you philistines slander the good name of the motherfuckin' CHAMPAGNE OF BEERS. Miller High Life was what me and my buddies all drank when we had parties in high school and college. I've put back so many cases of that shit I can't even count them all. You can (could?) get a 30-pack for $12. We usually got 2 or 3 of them. It tastes way better than other beers in the same price range. It's by far the best cheap shit beer and when you are a dumb kid drinking for quantity to get smashed it is hands down the best choice. By volume, I've probably consume more Miller High Life in my lifetime than any other beer. Not only that but in the fall they release these mad redneck-status orange "hunting season" cans with deer on them and shit. Fucking classy.
(http://beyonddrinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/miller_high_life.jpg)
Fuck all you haters, you can't touch the CHAMPAGNE OF BEERS.
Miller HIgh Life Commercial Skybox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_OxCHyLLkU#lq-lq2-hq)
I'm gonna go pick up a case right now and start shotgunning them just to prove my point.
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Water, I've been sober since March 1st.
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I got one more miller high life left
then I have a half a bottle of mango rum, which to be honest is pretty gross
and some other kind of liqour that is supposed to be sour apple or something
you are such a fag.
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Sam Adams and the occasional shot of Bulleit.
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By volume, I've probably consume more Miller High Life in my lifetime than any other beer. Not only that but in the fall they release these mad redneck-status orange "hunting season" cans with deer on them and shit. Fucking classy.
By volume it's probably been High Life for me since I've been in the States. (Prior to that? Molson Canadian. I adore the stuff.)
The pic you included doesn't do the orange High Life cans justice. They are pretty damn sharp.
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By volume it's probably been High Life for me since I've been in the States. (Prior to that? Molson Canadian. I adore the stuff.)
The pic you included doesn't do the orange High Life cans justice. They are pretty damn sharp.
(http://twoguns.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/miller-high-life-orange-can.jpg)
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It's by far the best cheap shit beer
You don't lie. I put back 2-4 quarts of that a day for 6 months. We found our price range, explored the options and Miller H/L came out waaaaay on top. I miss that now I'm in Tokyo and an average beer is $2 per can
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Ah yes. That's the right shade of orange! Most excellent.
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when we couldn't get MHL we went for PBR as the next best alternative ghetto beer
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By volume, the second most I've probably drunk in the US is the stuff my highschool buddies brew. It's delicious and they're always tinkering with the flavors to get them just right, so it's like your own private taste testing every time you go to their place. It's apparently cheap as fuck if you brew your own, and the kits are fairly easily obtainable back home. If only I had some free time on my hand I might look into it. They brew some mean mead as well.
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That is soooooo on my list of things to do once I move to somewhere with a bit of space (don't laugh - we're actually planning on fleeing the city).
1. Brew own beer
2. Have some chikkins
3. (if we live far enough out) Get a couple of goats and experiment making cheese
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Youse havent experienced bad beer until youse have drunk a slab of VB.
Bad, bad side effects.
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2. Have some chikkins
I grew up with chikkins. They're not bad, although you have to make sure the hens either never hatch the eggs or if you're letting them do that then you have to be ruthless with the roosters. Too many roosters is unpleasant for all concerned. We were too kind-hearted to the roosters when I was growing up so we had between 5 and 8 roosters to our 20-30 hens. The ratio should be more like 10-20 hens to 1 rooster.
The roosters were good fellows though. Whenever chikkins would be eaten by wildlife, it was always the roosters who were eaten. They protected their turf.
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(http://www.1-stopmarket.com/Schnapps_Pictures_001-Dekuyper_hot_damn_100.jpg)
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I need to get my hands on some Amarula again. That stuff is wonderful for a nightcap.
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I will be drinking a bottle of sake in about 20 minutes
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Everyone should know:
Lone Star is the best cheap beer in the United States.
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Molson Canadian. I adore the stuff.
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Fuckin'A. I love how the really generic Canadian beers are still very very drinkable.
One of the cheap beers we get here is Bavaria. I can't quite figure out why it's cheap, considering it's brought in from Holland.
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Coopers Pale.
I have no idea how they turn out such a decent beer from the water they have in South Australia.
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underclass likes this
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Just to prove how legit I am:
2002:
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v67/158/114/2206804/n2206804_35191018_4190.jpg)
2007:
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs037.snc1/3300_858854905743_2206804_48256287_1182911_n.jpg)
What's changed? Besides my hairline? Only the can color.
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and those poochy bags under your eyes from drinking too much piss.
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ahh, the champagne of beers.
anyway, i am drinking coffee. it is delicious. i make it with my senseo coffee maker one cup at a time.
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Ever thought about a getting GoldenPalace.com tattoo on your tits ?
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Ever thought about a getting GoldenPalace.com tattoo on your tits ?
where the eff did that come from?
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Ever thought about a getting GoldenPalace.com tattoo on your tits ?
where the eff did that come from?
"senseo coffee maker" endorsements.
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I Ever thought about a getting GoldenPalace.com tattoo on your tits ?
where the eff did that come from?
"senseo coffee maker" endorsements.
well it's just so darn delicious. i probably will eventually get a coffee tattoo but i probably won't be brand specific. but i might consider it if they wanted to pay me a little something.
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I Ever thought about a getting GoldenPalace.com tattoo on your tits ?
where the eff did that come from?
"senseo coffee maker" endorsements.
well it's just so darn delicious. i probably will eventually get a coffee tattoo but i probably won't be brand specific. but i might consider it if they wanted to pay me a little something.
A coffee tattoo, hmm, you want more freckles ??
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I want all the ink! Raaaar.
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The more freckles the better.
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I'm drinking
water Empscum.
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Business must be booming!
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drinking watah
alcohol is bad for you
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UGH.
my coffee maker got recalled today. fuck beans.
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Better cash that endorsement check quick smart !
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UGH.
my coffee maker got recalled today. fuck beans.
It's ok, use Empscum in place of the water and it'll work jst fine.
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That seems to clog up the machine......makes it hella tasty though.
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That seems to clog up the machine......makes it hella tasty though.
That is exactly what's wrong with it!
Well, not the cum part, just the clogging up part. Apparently it can explode and cause severe burns. Ugh.
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And hot Empscum burns are worse than hot oil. I think they used it in the middle ages to pour on people invading castles.
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and the greeks would catapult gelatinized empscum at invaders' ships...
(wonders if i have enough asshole points to reference an in-joke)
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Nope. Never.
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Nope. Never.
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got it. thx.
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got it. thx.
Prove it, cumbucket. Prove it.
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alright, fine, i'll try.
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my coffee maker got recalled today. fuck beans.
I think you were using the wrong type of beans, psycho.
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and the greeks would catapult gelatinized empscum at invaders' ships...
(wonders if i have enough asshole points to reference an in-joke)
Actually, that wasnt bad....
Wait, no fuck you, you cant play with our toys. Nerrr nerrr
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and the greeks would catapult gelatinized empscum at invaders' ships...
empscum is kind of valuable.
i don't remember how valuable, or why, but i remember it was really worth it to keep a batch around.
and not just for cooking (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=157.0)!
krsnascum is liquid heroin, FYI.
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And his penis wears a pimp hat.
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And his penis wears a pimp hat.
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(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m109/beanbone/Shiner_100_Commemorator_200.jpg)
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my coffee maker got recalled today. fuck beans.
I think you were using the wrong type of beans, psycho.
Try mixing castor beans in with your coffee beans, it's DELICIOUS.
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(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m109/beanbone/Shiner_100_Commemorator_200.jpg)
WANT
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i might grab a beer to alleviate my hangover from last night. jeebus.
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i am drinking coffee. it is delicious. i make it with my senseo coffee maker one cup at a time. Apparently it can explode and cause severe burns.
Love that Senseo!
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For the rest of the night water, and maybe some fuckin pepsi, but tomorrow some steel reserve and an 8oz of robo.
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Delicious hops and barley flavoured drink.
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For the rest of the night water, and maybe some fuckin pepsi, but tomorrow some steel reserve and an 8oz of robo.
Pro drugger right there.
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For the rest of the night water, and maybe some fuckin pepsi, but tomorrow some steel reserve and an 8oz of robo.
Pro drugger right there.
Ehh, I think i'm still a Newb. Got a lot to learn.
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You're right. I have ten solid years under my belt of polydrug use. You haven't done nearly as much as me in quantity (I'm assuming) and variety.
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I had a vodka tonic!
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I had a tricky tonic. It make me feel tingles down stairs.
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hmm, you could be talking about your ass.
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I am talking out of danzig's ass.
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When kyle first told me l-g was back, one of my first thoughts was, "I wonder if Danzig is still chugging cough syrup."
sewiouswy.
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uhh, how do i put a picture in the signature??
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I am talking out of Ass-Napkin Ed's ass.
Wow. that said d anzig.
danzig
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uhh, how do i put a picture in the signature??
You don't.
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Ass-Napkin Ed Danzig
(haha, lame. but if you capitalize then it doesn't do that.)
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When kyle first told me l-g was back, one of my first thoughts was, "I wonder if Danzig is still chugging cough syrup."
sewiouswy.
That was my first thought on finally deciding to take up posting at TSi. Then the next thing I knew, I discovered he had youtube vids. Assnapkin Ed is a youtuber. Out of this world!
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Just testing filter. carry on.
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drinking: water by the liter. I just got done in the gym and am feeling light headed. That's what working out with a hangover does for you
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Bwa ha ha. I'm danzig! Oh yeah, and I'll be a dexer for life, motherfuckers. Even if I win the lottery and get all buff and get hot bitches and a Jag.....I'll still be dexing.
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gaddammit, mosh i will stab you in your bug-eyed face.
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Ziggy.
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gaddammit, mosh i will stab you in your bug-eyed face.
What'd I do now?
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gaddammit, mosh i will stab you in your bug-eyed face.
What'd I do now?
your filters are making me crazay.
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I can't drink alcohol for a week. Stupid medication. FML
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vaginosis?
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I'm having a bad weak moment. FUCK!
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Bummer.
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Nothing yet. I gotta get my happy ass to the store for some brew. Or maybe... I may go whore myself up and drink a lil at the bar..
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So you fuck for drinks eh...... You're in the right place.
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So you fuck for drinks eh...... You're in the right place.
Not just for drinks...
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You got a paypal account ?
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one can hope.
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You got a paypal account ?
Paypal, visa, amex. Hell, I'll even take Discover!
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American Express will do nicely, thank you!
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i have shifted to vodka and diet cream soda. i'll be a MILF again pretty quick.
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I am drinking on Friday and watching my soon to be divorced friend try to score a rebound fuck.
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You ever discover that when you play wingman you end up making out better than your buddy? That's happened to me a few times. I think it's because you go into it not giving a fuck when you're wingman and chicks seem to like it if you don't give a fuck about them.
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The unwitting bait and switch.
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i have shifted to vodka and diet cream soda. i'll be a MILF again pretty quick.
You'd be a mom you'd like to fuck?
That's called masturbation, y'know?
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well, hell, man, i look so freaking bad i have to put a bag over my head to masturbate. IT'S HORRIBLE.
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You're a double bagger huh? One for you and one for you in case yours falls off.
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blindfold, too. and a gag, in case i start talking. there's no call for talking.
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kc anytime your hand hets tired...
PS: Merlot! Second night in a row WOOHOO!!!
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hand? i've got roughly a thousand dollars worth of joy in my closet. pfft.
the first time i've ever spent that much money...AND dave didn't complain about it, either.
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There's only two people on earth I've ever wanted to be.
Steve Winwood and MountainDave.
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*nods*
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*ignorance*
I am fairly buzzed on sake and red wine. I hope everyone is joining the party
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There's only two people on earth I've ever wanted to be.
Steve Winwood and MountainDave.
Promise a reacharound, and I have no doubts Dave'll let you mount him.
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I skipped the MD 20/20 tonight and got a 30 pack of Miller High Life instead
Good thing it's warm.... I might go swimming tonight
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As of today I can drink again! Woooo
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So you beat the swine flu then, and you're off the meds?
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I went to a wine tasting tonight. 3 hrs. All you can swill. Lots and lots or wine
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So you beat the swine flu then, and you're off the meds?
Yup
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Lots and lots or wine
Which did you choose?
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I'll choose lot and lots over wine any day.
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Bavaria! And Famous Grouse!
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Beamish. And a double side of Jameson with a wedge of lemon.
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vegetable juice
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Beamish. And a double side of Jameson with a wedge of lemon.
Beamish?
(http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/segacd/willybeamish.jpg)
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(http://www.maltdaddy.com/images/beamish.jpg)