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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 05:32:55 AM

Title: Danzig's Lament
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 05:32:55 AM
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 06:19:53 AM
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 06:31:27 AM
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 07:00:37 AM
Done and done.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 09:49:33 AM
It shows up here, too:
http://www.dasgamer.com/do-gaming-nerds-really-have-a-shot-at-a-porn-star-stoya-says-yes/ (http://www.dasgamer.com/do-gaming-nerds-really-have-a-shot-at-a-porn-star-stoya-says-yes/)
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 09:56:12 AM
neckbeard...I like when I learn a new word
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:10:08 AM
So what is your opinion of the neckbeard, daisymae? Hot or not?
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 12:01:54 PM
It shows up here, too:
http://www.dasgamer.com/do-gaming-nerds-really-have-a-shot-at-a-porn-star-stoya-says-yes/ (http://www.dasgamer.com/do-gaming-nerds-really-have-a-shot-at-a-porn-star-stoya-says-yes/)

Man, that bitch is hot!
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 12:03:07 PM
It shows up here, too:
http://www.dasgamer.com/do-gaming-nerds-really-have-a-shot-at-a-porn-star-stoya-says-yes/ (http://www.dasgamer.com/do-gaming-nerds-really-have-a-shot-at-a-porn-star-stoya-says-yes/)

Man, that bitch is hot!
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 12:23:44 PM
It shows up here, too:
http://www.dasgamer.com/do-gaming-nerds-really-have-a-shot-at-a-porn-star-stoya-says-yes/ (http://www.dasgamer.com/do-gaming-nerds-really-have-a-shot-at-a-porn-star-stoya-says-yes/)

Man, that bitch is hot!

OH MY GOD YOU CAN FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER NOW
http://twitter.com/stoya (http://twitter.com/stoya)
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
Awesome, another person to add to twitter.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: FAH-Q on April 19, 2009, 12:49:59 PM
neckbeard...I like when I learn a new word

Kyle. Orton.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
So what is your opinion of the neckbeard, daisymae? Hot or not?

I had to google first to see what one is...

(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/8/5/d85ef9b4d9ed508eb64baf3fb196de7c.jpg)

Not.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 01:41:36 PM
and by google she means, try to rub one out while look at that pic.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 01:43:33 PM
You forget I'm a mom, and I'm not one of those ones who takes nude pics while the kid is in the room and then posts them on the net.



translation:
I'll rub one out later.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 01:44:34 PM
You forget I'm a mom, and I'm not one of those ones who takes nude pics while the kid is in the room and then posts them on the net.

You could be that kind if you wanted to. Don't set your sights so high.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 01:44:40 PM
You forget I'm a mom, and I'm not one of those ones who takes nude pics while the kid is in the room and then posts them on the net.
translation:
I'll post one later.

Fixed
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: tricky on April 19, 2009, 02:57:05 PM
Quote
a overweight neckbeard man-child

this was my ex.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 03:23:12 PM
You just increased the population of delusional men.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
I dated a skinny neckbeard manchild. He had a Norman Bates type mother and had no idea who his father was.

He's on his third marriage.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 04:04:32 PM
You just increased the population of delusional men.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 04:12:14 PM
Why can't I write m o t h e r?

It took me a few minutes of sitting here thinking "I didn't type that...did I?" 
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 04:14:55 PM
Why can't I write m o t h e r?

It took me a few minutes of sitting here thinking "I didn't type that...did I?" 

LOL.
Mosh must have some filters put in.

back in the day, "mo th er" was translated to "HilterJesus".
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 04:18:21 PM
"grunter"

m*ther = the above ~chuckle

edit 2 test.... "grunter"

edit 3 "grunter" does not = m*ther

edit 4 test.... grunter

edit 5 grunter dose not = m*ther

edit 6 test.... father

edit 7 father = father

Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 08:37:53 PM
I'm a mother in bed
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 08:49:01 PM
Do you poop in bed or what...
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 08:52:03 PM
Oh not with the filters again...

For the benefit of the uninformed newbs, on another board everytime you posted the secret filtered word the text came up "Yer Mum Does Anal"

Wankers.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 08:55:57 PM
Hehehe.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Tru on April 20, 2009, 04:16:58 AM
>>For the benefit of the uninformed newbs, on another board everytime you posted the secret filtered word the text came up "Yer Mum Does Anal"<<

That shit sucked/sucks ass.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 04:22:44 AM
I like the idea of a secret word. As long as it's a common word.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 04:58:08 AM
I didnt put in mo th er... I only put in I a n which translates to Ian
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 05:02:48 AM
Test: Danzig wants to dry-hump Fat Bastard

Edit: Superb!
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 05:16:57 AM
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 06:44:57 AM
HAHAHAHHAHA
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 10:20:21 AM
test

Mosh
mother
Ian
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
Mosh mother Ian?
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 10:30:49 AM
this is some weird 1984 propaganda.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 10:31:16 AM
Van Halen?

When I was born?
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 12:20:47 PM
That's weird. Maybe only I am tested by this strange settings
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Nitya on April 20, 2009, 01:08:37 PM
That's weird. Maybe only I am tested by this strange settings
It's a conspiracy against you. The Man is angry.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 04:10:45 PM
*cough*

http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/00137xf4 (http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/00137xf4)
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 04:28:44 PM
I have the same shirt as your lunchbox.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 04:46:33 PM
That dude has a neckbeard.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 04:48:54 PM
Damn. Sarah married someone normal. No wonder he gets pissy when she spends too much time with us. I thought for sure she'd marry a circus clown or a monkey trainer or maybe the creepy guy who fixes the copier.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 05:03:53 PM
Normal aint normal.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 05:09:23 PM
ayup, that would be my overweight neckbearded man-child lunchbox or whatever.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 05:16:04 PM
Woah.....I would have had a chance.  FUCK.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 05:17:55 PM
Woah.....I would have had a chance.  FUCK.

TOTALLY!

If you didn't do drugs or smoke or drink and you loved kids!

I mean, I am all about you changing to suit my needs and catering to every last whim. So get on that and I'll let you know if things between us ever go sour.

(ugh, apparently i fail at tenses and conjugation)
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 05:18:44 PM
Sweet!
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 05:25:02 PM
Imagine what Dmoth could do if he had a pussy.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 05:26:06 PM
I like having a pee pee, thank you very much.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 05:26:57 PM
Imagine what Dmoth could do if he had a pussy.

he would probably mostly utilize it in his robotussin shoplifting attempts.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 05:32:23 PM
Imagine what Dmoth could do if he had a pussy.

he would probably mostly utilize it in his robotussin shoplifting attempts.
Being new to having a pussy, he get caught by having a loud orgasm.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 05:36:23 PM
At your height and weight you can fit at least 11 bottles in there. Maybe 12.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 05:38:29 PM
Imagine what Dmoth could do if he had a pussy.

he would probably mostly utilize it in his robotussin shoplifting attempts.

I don't shoplift anymore.  But if I had a vag......well, maybe I'd start again.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Thrash on April 20, 2009, 05:42:30 PM
If I could only fit page 2 in the quotebox ....


Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 05:49:39 PM
Break it into smaller pieces. You know, like Dylan with a crack rock...
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Thrash on April 20, 2009, 05:55:44 PM
hahahaha ....
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 06:04:40 PM
I don't smoke crack.
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 06:08:21 PM
YET!
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 06:12:09 PM
YET!
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 06:22:49 PM
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Danzig's Lament
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 03:31:38 AM
FHL