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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:24:45 PM
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1. I had to buy new jeans. Since I quit smoking I've moved into a 36 waist.
2. I had to do the grocery shopping.
3. I had go to work. Replace a sliding glass door and assemble some patio furnishings. Piddly shit. Demeaning work in economically troubled times.
4. Got a phone call. Butch died yesterday. Spent the day on the bay and then between his truck and his house he fell and his heart gave out. I should have this sense of self satisfaction. She was 5'5" and weighed 350, smoked 4 packs a day, lived on cookies and controlled his diabetes with M&Ms. He fired me 9 months ago over a minor matter of opinion and then lied and said I quit. But he taught me more in the 5 years I knew him than anyone else I've ever met. Now I have to drag out the funeral clothes.
On the plus I made $500 and got a phone call from a friend who just wanted to see if I was ok. Thank you. And now I'm getting faced on coffee and tequila. Woo.
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36? Fatso
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It will come off.
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Belly dancing?
Sorry you are going to a funeral.
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There will be a viewing. But he's going to be cremated and his ashes sprinkled in the Chesapeake I think. They won't tell me because this is illegal.
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Sorry you had such a shitty day.
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Can anyone guess who has been posting here the longest?
Sorry you are going to a funeral.
Sorry you had such a shitty day.
36? Fatso
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That's pretty shitty. Why do the shitty things all seem to come at once?
IS grocery shopping that bad??
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Can anyone guess who has been posting here the longest?
That's a hard one.
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Yeah and you've known me the longest and met me in person. Funny.
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Familiarity breeds honesty?
Making $500 doesn't seem like a bad day. I wouldn't mind $500
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call me anytime to blow off steam
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$11,500.00 more and I can save my house! Or I could just make solar panels to power my RV.
Thanks Mel.
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Drink one for me man, right after you go fuck your fat self in the ass with a fire hydrant you old fuck!
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36 inch waist??!!??
I wish.
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Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.
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Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.
I was joking in an effort to try to cheer the old man up, but I gotta admit he's given you a lot of shit over the years. Nows your chance to kick him while he's down.
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Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.
I was joking in an effort to try to cheer the old man up, but I gotta admit he's given you a lot of shit over the years. Nows your chance to kick him while he's down.
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$11,500.00 more and I can save my house! Or I could just make solar panels to power my RV.
Thanks Mel.
You should put a paypal donate button as your sig. I did that once and made $575. It works! Try it.
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Doesn't sound so bad really. He fucked you over, he's dead that's a + $500 is a plus and you have coffee and tequila. Stop yer bitchin dam whipper snapper.
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Thanks Tru. Really, that means a lot.
Normally I would revel in actually being able to call someone an old fart but you totally disarmed me.
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W3rd ...
I got my question answered from today ...
Kinda ...
Well, about 90% ...
That works for me ...
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You folks finally told you where you really came from?
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Emo gingers. Great.
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36? Fatso
pfft. cuddly. i like a solid armful.
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Thanks Tru. ...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4gF6YuGUwVM/SXXo9l0dDxI/AAAAAAAAIL0/gY41LWzRTyA/s200/smiley-wink.jpg)
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haahahahaha ....
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Emo gingers. Great.
All the gingers I know are dying their hair black.. Hmm...
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that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.
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that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.
Joke: A kid reading Harry Potter exclaimed "This is completely unbelievable!"
His mother looked over, "Too old for magic, eh?"
The kid replied, "Oh it's not that, I just can't believe the ginger kid has TWO friends!"
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bizarre.
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Fucking UK. Over here all we get is compared to stepchildren. I think they're just prejudiced because most gingers come from Eire, the highlands, France and Northern Poland.
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well, don't worry. you're practically worshipped in the USA.
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Yes I know... I have women on their knees constantly...
Telling me my balls smell.
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you need to get a hot doctor like dave's. i have to admit, i don't mind my breast exams and pap smears so much anymore. she has soft hands and smells nice.
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My insurance doesn't cover that.
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damn the luck. after gettin ghis vasectomy, dave's favorite thing ever was the "post-op exams." he'd get wood every time.
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My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian, coincidentally. And he seems very concerned with the health of my prostate. So much so the frequent exams have given me prostatitis. Little bastard...
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he's gay for you.
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(http://s-ec.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/2/23/15/captain-obvious-1467-1235422671-15.jpg)
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My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian, coincidentally. And he seems very concerned with the health of my prostate. So much so the frequent exams have given me prostatitis. Little bastard...
So 6'2" is dwarfish these days? I'll cop to having an unnatural interest in the health of your prostate, but dwarf is misleading!
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You're not Armenian!
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Damn, I knew I missed something...
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that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.
Huh-Huh, you said "sac" ...
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Fucking UK. Over here all we get is compared to stepchildren. I think they're just prejudiced because most gingers come from Eire, the highlands, France and Northern Poland.
Bold = pronounced differently over there.
My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian
I wonder if that's some kinda joke his parents were making. Maybe they thought it'd be cute if his name started and ended with "ian".
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His first AND last names do. The rhyme. It's like Frank Bank.
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His first AND last names do.
Yeah, that's what I meant. By "name" I meant his whole name. Only people who know Armenians will understand these couple of posts.
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Like Kardashian. But she's too ugmo to even be Armenian. I think she's Albanian.
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i got it...sheesh.
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Like Kardashian. But she's too ugmo to even be Armenian. I think she's Albanian.
I'd hit it.
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i like her. she has cellulite.
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(http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kimsass.jpg)
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ugh, sweaterdress.
but look at that caboose.
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Fake ass ass.
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yum.
(http://cache.brandreachsys.com/fling/r_fl_338x235_10.jpg)
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dayum
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It's my fav ass pic of all time. and i shared it with you..... feel special.
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Name please.
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I have no idea who the chick is. sorry.
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Lovely.
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That's the kind of shit that would make a man kill a motherfucker.
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I got the pic off an add. This copy comes from some cache. If i knew who she was....honest I would spill.
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I think she was semi-famous on myspace a while back.
Somehow, I seem to recall that she was a Jersey girl?
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They all are. Every last damm one of them.
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Hey Thrash...
Jersey Girl!!!
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That's the kind of shit that would make a man kill a motherfucker.
I work in a cabinet shop. One of my part-time co-workers' real day job is fireman/emt/rescue-dude. Last week, he had to repel down the bluffs here in the Mississippi River Valley to pull a kid out of the tree that his car landed in when he tried to kill himself by driving over the cliff. All he got was a broken arm.
When my co-worker pulled him out of the car, the 19 year old would-be suicide victim kept crying and mumbling about the girl who just broken up with him.
Later, back at the firehouse, one of the firemen was joking about how all he could think about was getting him some of that girl." A 19 year old girl worth killing yourself over? That's gotta be some powerful stuff, there. I want me some of that."
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I think she was semi-famous on myspace a while back.
Somehow, I seem to recall that she was a Jersey girl?
Vida Guerra?
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I believe you are correct, that would be before she apparently stopped wearing everything but bikinis (not that I have a a problem with that). My only problem with her is that she really needs to trim the big to nails. Her big toe nails look like Lloyd's in Dumb and Dumber. Eww...
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I think she was semi-famous on myspace a while back.
Somehow, I seem to recall that she was a Jersey girl?
Vida Guerra?
No, vida is an actual magazine celebrity.
That girl hojo posted is just some random internet girl.
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Did you compare them Luke? Looks like Vida Guerra's hacked cel phone pics, before she got famous.
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I dunno, the girl on the previous page looks a little skinny to be Vida.
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Did you compare them Luke? Looks like Vida Guerra's hacked cel phone pics, before she got famous.
Yeah, I'm sure it's not the same. I've been intermittently looking for this other girl, but she was an internet sensation, nothing more.
Vida's cell pics (http://www.heaven666.org/celebs/stolen-vida-guerra-cell-phone-camera-pictures.php)
Also, Vida's been very popular in Mexico for years before she garnered attention in the US, and these cell pics were stolen from a T-Mobile Sidekick 3 (from what I recall).
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I dunno, the girl on the previous page looks a little skinny to be Vida.
She also doesn't have Vida's wonky eyes.
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Tits are too small, too.
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(http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kimsass.jpg)
right on, she has back bacon, too!
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That's hot!