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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:24:45 PM

Title: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:24:45 PM
1. I had to buy new jeans. Since I quit smoking I've moved into a 36 waist.

2. I had to do the grocery shopping.

3. I had go to work. Replace a sliding glass door and assemble some patio furnishings. Piddly shit. Demeaning work in economically troubled times.

4. Got a phone call. Butch died yesterday. Spent the day on the bay and then between his truck and his house he fell and his heart gave out. I should have this sense of self satisfaction. She was 5'5" and weighed 350, smoked 4 packs a day, lived on cookies and controlled his diabetes with M&Ms. He fired me 9 months ago over a minor matter of opinion and then lied and said I quit. But he taught me more in the 5 years I knew him than anyone else I've ever met. Now I have to drag out the funeral clothes.

On the plus I made $500 and got a phone call from a friend who just wanted to see if I was ok. Thank you. And now I'm getting faced on coffee and tequila. Woo.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 09:27:05 PM
36? Fatso
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Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:28:54 PM
It will come off.
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Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 09:30:31 PM
Belly dancing?


Sorry you are going to a funeral.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
There will be a viewing. But he's going to be cremated and his ashes sprinkled in the Chesapeake I think. They won't tell me because this is illegal.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: treehugger on April 19, 2009, 09:35:57 PM
Sorry you had such a shitty day.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 09:39:03 PM
Can anyone guess who has been posting here the longest?

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Sorry you are going to a funeral.
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Sorry you had such a shitty day.
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36? Fatso
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: babyhellfire on April 19, 2009, 09:40:43 PM
 
 That's pretty shitty. Why do the shitty things  all seem to  come at once? 
 
 
 

 IS grocery shopping that bad??
 
 
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: treehugger on April 19, 2009, 09:40:54 PM
Can anyone guess who has been posting here the longest?

That's a hard one.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:41:21 PM
Yeah and you've known me the longest and met me in person. Funny.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 09:45:29 PM
Familiarity breeds honesty?

Making $500 doesn't seem like a bad day. I wouldn't mind $500
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Post by: The Geek on April 19, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
call me anytime to blow off steam
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Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:49:12 PM
$11,500.00 more and I can save my house! Or I could just make solar panels to power my RV.

Thanks Mel.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 19, 2009, 11:16:24 PM
Drink one for me man, right after you go fuck your fat self in the ass with a fire hydrant you old fuck!
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Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 11:27:18 PM
36 inch waist??!!??

I wish.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 11:35:01 PM
Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 20, 2009, 12:10:07 AM
Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.

I was joking in an effort to try to cheer the old man up, but I gotta admit he's given you a lot of shit over the years. Nows your chance to kick him while he's down.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 12:40:23 AM
Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.

I was joking in an effort to try to cheer the old man up, but I gotta admit he's given you a lot of shit over the years. Nows your chance to kick him while he's down.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 12:54:25 AM
$11,500.00 more and I can save my house! Or I could just make solar panels to power my RV.

Thanks Mel.

You should put a paypal donate button as your sig.  I did that once and made $575.  It works! Try it.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Tru on April 20, 2009, 03:05:46 AM
Doesn't sound so bad really. He fucked you over, he's dead that's a + $500 is a plus and you have coffee and tequila. Stop yer bitchin dam whipper snapper.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 06:59:20 AM
Thanks Tru. Really, that means a lot.

Normally I would revel in actually being able to call someone an old fart but you totally disarmed me.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 03:43:31 AM
W3rd ...
I got my question answered from today ...
Kinda ...
Well, about 90% ...

That works for me ...
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Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 04:39:04 AM
You folks finally told you where you really came from?
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 21, 2009, 07:44:20 AM
Emo gingers.  Great.
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Post by: kc on April 21, 2009, 07:55:54 PM
36? Fatso

pfft. cuddly. i like a solid armful.
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Post by: Tru on April 21, 2009, 09:01:23 PM
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Thanks Tru. ...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4gF6YuGUwVM/SXXo9l0dDxI/AAAAAAAAIL0/gY41LWzRTyA/s200/smiley-wink.jpg)
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Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 10:12:53 PM
haahahahaha ....
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Post by: Nitya on April 23, 2009, 03:47:07 PM
Emo gingers.  Great.
All the gingers I know are dying their hair black.. Hmm...
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 03:52:44 PM
that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Nitya on April 23, 2009, 03:59:21 PM
that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.
Joke: A kid reading Harry Potter exclaimed "This is completely unbelievable!"
His mother looked over, "Too old for magic, eh?"
The kid replied, "Oh it's not that, I just can't believe the ginger kid has TWO friends!"
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 06:40:31 PM
bizarre.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 06:42:31 PM
Fucking UK. Over here all we get is compared to stepchildren. I think they're just prejudiced because most gingers come from Eire, the highlands, France and Northern Poland.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 06:49:28 PM
well, don't worry. you're practically worshipped in the USA.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 07:04:08 PM
Yes I know... I have women on their knees constantly...




Telling me my balls smell.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 07:07:54 PM
you need to get a hot doctor like dave's. i have to admit, i don't mind my breast exams and pap smears so much anymore. she has soft hands and smells nice.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 07:08:49 PM
My insurance doesn't cover that.
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Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 07:12:13 PM
damn the luck. after gettin ghis vasectomy, dave's favorite thing ever was the "post-op exams." he'd get wood every time.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 07:17:11 PM
My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian, coincidentally. And he seems very concerned with the health of my prostate. So much so the frequent exams have given me prostatitis. Little bastard...
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 07:17:37 PM
he's gay for you.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 07:21:16 PM
(http://s-ec.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/2/23/15/captain-obvious-1467-1235422671-15.jpg)
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 07:23:10 PM
/thread
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Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 04:27:12 AM
My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian, coincidentally. And he seems very concerned with the health of my prostate. So much so the frequent exams have given me prostatitis. Little bastard...

So 6'2" is dwarfish these days? I'll cop to having an unnatural interest in the health of your prostate, but dwarf is misleading!
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 07:04:52 AM
You're not Armenian!
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 07:19:28 AM
Damn, I knew I missed something...
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 01:06:45 AM
that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.

Huh-Huh, you said "sac" ...
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 03:28:26 PM
Fucking UK. Over here all we get is compared to stepchildren. I think they're just prejudiced because most gingers come from Eire, the highlands, France and Northern Poland.

Bold = pronounced differently over there.

My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian

I wonder if that's some kinda joke his parents were making. Maybe they thought it'd be cute if his name started and ended with "ian".
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:00:15 PM
His first AND last names do. The rhyme. It's like Frank Bank.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 04:18:23 PM
His first AND last names do.

Yeah, that's what I meant. By "name" I meant his whole name. Only people who know Armenians will understand these couple of posts.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:21:30 PM
Like Kardashian. But she's too ugmo to even be Armenian. I think she's Albanian.
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Post by: kc on April 25, 2009, 04:21:52 PM
i got it...sheesh.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 04:23:30 PM
Like Kardashian. But she's too ugmo to even be Armenian. I think she's Albanian.

I'd hit it.
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Post by: kc on April 25, 2009, 04:25:13 PM
i like her. she has cellulite.
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Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 04:42:39 PM
(http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kimsass.jpg)
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 25, 2009, 04:49:45 PM
ugh, sweaterdress.

but look at that caboose.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:51:05 PM
Fake ass ass.
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 04:51:34 PM
yum.

(http://cache.brandreachsys.com/fling/r_fl_338x235_10.jpg)
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Post by: psychopathetic on April 25, 2009, 04:52:32 PM
dayum
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 04:54:14 PM
It's my fav ass pic of all time. and i shared it with you..... feel special.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:55:28 PM
Name please.
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Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 04:56:44 PM
I have no idea who the chick is. sorry.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 04:58:04 PM
Lovely.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 26, 2009, 12:15:57 AM
That's the kind of shit that would make a man kill a motherfucker.
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Post by: ttfg on April 26, 2009, 12:21:04 AM
I got the pic off an add. This copy comes from some cache. If i knew who she was....honest I would spill.
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Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 12:35:35 AM
I think she was semi-famous on myspace a while back.
Somehow, I seem to recall that she was a Jersey girl?
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Post by: ttfg on April 26, 2009, 12:43:15 AM
They all are. Every last damm one of them.
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Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 08:16:01 AM
Hey Thrash...

Jersey Girl!!!
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Post by: Lucky on April 26, 2009, 10:10:07 AM
That's the kind of shit that would make a man kill a motherfucker.

I work in a cabinet shop. One of my part-time co-workers' real day job is fireman/emt/rescue-dude. Last week, he had to repel down the bluffs here in the Mississippi River Valley to pull a kid out of the tree that his car landed in when he tried to kill himself by driving over the cliff. All he got was a broken arm.

When my co-worker pulled him out of the car, the 19 year old would-be suicide victim kept crying and mumbling about the girl who just broken up with him.

Later, back at the firehouse, one of the firemen was joking about how all he could think about was getting him some of that girl." A 19 year old girl worth killing yourself over? That's gotta be some powerful stuff, there. I want me some of that."
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 12:05:29 PM
I think she was semi-famous on myspace a while back.
Somehow, I seem to recall that she was a Jersey girl?

Vida Guerra?
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 12:40:51 PM
I believe you are correct, that would be before she apparently stopped wearing everything but bikinis (not that I have a a problem with that). My only problem with her is that she really needs to trim the big to nails. Her big toe nails look like Lloyd's in Dumb and Dumber. Eww...
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 01:03:53 PM
I think she was semi-famous on myspace a while back.
Somehow, I seem to recall that she was a Jersey girl?
Vida Guerra?
No, vida is an actual magazine celebrity.
That girl hojo posted is just some random internet girl.
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 01:09:33 PM
Did you compare them Luke? Looks like Vida Guerra's hacked cel phone pics, before she got famous.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 01:10:18 PM
I dunno, the girl on the previous page looks a little skinny to be Vida.
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Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 01:24:57 PM
Did you compare them Luke? Looks like Vida Guerra's hacked cel phone pics, before she got famous.
Yeah, I'm sure it's not the same.  I've been intermittently looking for this other girl, but she was an internet sensation, nothing more.

Vida's cell pics (http://www.heaven666.org/celebs/stolen-vida-guerra-cell-phone-camera-pictures.php)

Also, Vida's been very popular in Mexico for years before she garnered attention in the US, and these cell pics were stolen from a T-Mobile Sidekick 3 (from what I recall).
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 01:25:19 PM
I dunno, the girl on the previous page looks a little skinny to be Vida.
She also doesn't have Vida's wonky eyes.
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 01:40:41 PM
Tits are too small, too.
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Post by: kc on April 26, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
(http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kimsass.jpg)

right on, she has back bacon, too!
Title: Re: Today sucked.
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 05:02:18 AM
That's hot!