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Title: Fuckin' A!
Post by: mosh on May 02, 2009, 11:19:11 PM
Barbra Walters interviews Sean Connery on smackin' bitches (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhlQ2rtHNQ0&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq)

Different version...
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 02, 2009, 11:21:20 PM
*facepalm*

Mosh....WTF dude.  Do you not pay attention?
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: mosh on May 02, 2009, 11:21:43 PM
to what?
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: bagman on May 02, 2009, 11:21:59 PM
Fuckin' D- !

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=353.msg24312#msg24312 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=353.msg24312#msg24312)
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: mosh on May 02, 2009, 11:28:48 PM
meh
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Tru on May 02, 2009, 11:34:01 PM
I fucking agree, I spent almost a month on lockup because of a slap, but it was totally deserved and appropriate to the situation.

What the courts did with it, ...well that was pure evil.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: mosh on May 02, 2009, 11:37:10 PM
For what its worth, I have never physically assaulted a girlfriend.

I've been angry enough to from time to time, but I never have.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: psychopathetic on May 03, 2009, 12:27:16 AM
For what its worth, I have never physically assaulted a girlfriend.

I've been angry enough to from time to time, but I never have.

I'll volunteer to be your first.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: mosh on May 03, 2009, 12:58:22 AM
If by giving you a black eye, you mean anal, then Dave's your man...
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
I've smacked a bitch, but to be fair she smacked me first.  I told her I'll never hit her, but if she decided to hit me then she better expect the same in return.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: tricky on May 03, 2009, 01:41:57 AM
I've smacked two girls and five boys.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: bagman on May 03, 2009, 01:42:26 AM
I've smacked two girls and five boys.

How many for pleasure and how many for pain?
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: tricky on May 03, 2009, 01:45:29 AM
All in the face too.

Mwuhahahaha.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: psychopathetic on May 03, 2009, 01:46:57 AM

How many for pleasure and how many for pain?

are they mutually exclusive?
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 01:57:21 AM
I've broken up a number of fights, but I'm only ever gotten into one on purpose.
I don't remember it, but I have a cracked rib from it.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 02:00:48 AM
I got into one NOT on purpose, and got my nose broke.  Blood everywhere.  Funny thing was it washed right out of my shirt with no stain after I let the blood sit on it for a while.  God, what a horrible night, and not just from the fight.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Tru on May 03, 2009, 08:41:19 PM

innuendo
Quote from: sarah raccoon eyes
I'll volunteer to be your first.

You mean you want to be slapped around? Cool, I guess it can be sort of a turn on in certain circumstances.

I've smacked a bitch, but to be fair she smacked me first.

Exactfuckingly, she hit me in the face with a magazine first.
Although that was in response to me pouring my cup of coffee on her side of the bed.
I did it so she would have to sleep on the couch instead of me.

But it gets more interesting at this point because I jump up and round the bed to face her.
Now I certainly have no intention of hurting her in any way physical but I wanted her to understand I could if I wanted.
I reached out quickly and just barely slapped her on the cheek. She said something like "you can't do that" so I did it again.

Simple male domination tactic, agreed.

She pushed me back and started out the door, I grabbed her arm and she pulled, and because I was behind the door at this point the door closed between us. In the process she got a small bruise on her head, a completely accidental impact with the door jamb and I got my thumb caught in the door as she then pulled it shut behind her. She had no marks whatsoever from my slaps. And this is important because I was only slapping her in a playful manner to start with.

Cops come, she has a tiny bruise so I'm the bad guy. Never mind that my thumbnail fell off less than two days later in lockup. I never had a chance to balance out her tiny bruise with my injury but that was not the point of the prosecution. Their only agenda was to find me guilty and nullify my constitutional rights.

You always have to plead no contest because otherwise if you force a trial they give you two years for a first offense.
Plead no contest and they let you out today. See bolded text for explanation. 

Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: ttfg on May 03, 2009, 09:09:32 PM
"I wanted her to understand I could if I wanted."

Thats where I stoped caring about your constitutional rights.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: tricky on May 03, 2009, 10:21:07 PM
Now I certainly have no intention of hurting her in any way physical but I wanted her to understand I could if I wanted.

Let's be friends! You sound like an awesome person with many good qualities.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Tru on May 03, 2009, 10:52:50 PM

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Let's be friends! You sound like an awesome person with many good qualities./quote]

You certainly sound like a bitch with an axe to grind. Let's not.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: tricky on May 03, 2009, 11:12:02 PM
An axe to grind? LOLZ OMG you're so dumb and old. I hate you.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Tru on May 03, 2009, 11:41:28 PM
Good, you're so young and silly I hate you too
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: bagman on May 04, 2009, 12:57:57 AM
An axe to grind? LOLZ OMG you're so dumb and old. I hate you.

I have something you can grind, tricky.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Thrash on May 04, 2009, 03:45:39 AM
This thread has everything - A+
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Lothar on May 04, 2009, 03:55:10 AM
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I fucking agree, I spent almost a month on lockup because of a slap

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I grabbed her arm and she pulled, and because I was behind the door at this point the door closed between us. In the process she got a small bruise on her head

It wasn't the playful slap, Mr. Connery.

You do realize she could have also charged you with unlawful imprisonment for not allowing her to leave?
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Tru on May 04, 2009, 04:42:13 AM

>>You do realize she could have also charged you with unlawful imprionment for not allowing her to leave?<<

Is that what you would have done then honey?


Quote from: homeless-joe

Thats where I stoped caring about your constitutional rights.

Of course, that's what any piece of programed texas shit would say. Never mind the reality of the situation, cause you fucking know better right.
You just don't fucking get it, go back to watching that texas justice bullshit but realize that every single person in texas already deserves to be murdered with extreme prejudice. The state should not be allowed cede from the union, the whole fucking state should cease to exist.




Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Tru on May 04, 2009, 04:50:05 AM
Ha you aren't from texas, my bad.  But you exhibit the same cunt programing.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Lothar on May 04, 2009, 04:55:06 AM
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Is that what you would have done then honey?

What, be aware of the law I'm breaking?

Yeah, I tend to do that.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Tru on May 04, 2009, 05:54:00 AM
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You do realize she could have also charged you with unlawful imprionment for not allowing her to leave?


What, be aware of the law I'm breaking?

If grabbing someone by the arm and saying "hey wait a minute" is unlawful imprisonment then I'm guilty.
Easy to pass judgment in a culture that has been trained to allow the judicial branch omnipotent power isn't it.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Lothar on May 04, 2009, 06:51:02 AM
(http://www.gapingvoid.com/youre%20missing%20the%20point.jpg)

Now you trying to turn this into a whole New World Order thing is bizarro.

She was trying to leave, you detained her, so you could be charged with unlawful imprisonment.

Whether or not her head getting slammed in the door warrants your arrest is beside the point.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: tricky on May 04, 2009, 07:46:07 AM
Tru was hitting the sauce hard last night!
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Zoomie on May 04, 2009, 08:22:07 AM
(http://www.beachbumberry.com/badbooze/i/schlitz.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: taiko on May 04, 2009, 12:04:02 PM
LOLZ OMG you're so dumb and old. I hate you.
Good, you're so young and silly I hate you too
I think this is the foundation of the LG family.

I love you guys.
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/features/theysaid/071217/jennifer_love_hewitt.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 04, 2009, 12:43:11 PM
Jennifer Love Fuckme
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: ttfg on May 04, 2009, 01:23:29 PM
I love you too egg man.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Thrash on May 04, 2009, 05:16:59 PM
Wait, I thought he was the walrus?
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: FAH-Q on May 04, 2009, 06:38:53 PM
Shut the fuck up, Dave.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 12:45:39 AM
Did you go to the beach today and get sand in yer vag?
hahahaha ....
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
Your Opinion Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsogswrH6ck&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 05:24:56 PM
hahahahaha ....
Chill, man ...
hahahaha .... 
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Joygasm on May 05, 2009, 05:34:56 PM

You just don't fucking get it, go back to watching that texas justice bullshit but realize that every single person in texas already deserves to be murdered with extreme prejudice. The state should not be allowed cede from the union, the whole fucking state should cease to exist.



My last boyfriend was from Texas. I agree with your statement.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
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Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 06:03:40 PM

You just don't fucking get it, go back to watching that texas justice bullshit but realize that every single person in texas already deserves to be murdered with extreme prejudice. The state should not be allowed cede from the union, the whole fucking state should cease to exist.



My last boyfriend was from Texas. I agree with your statement.

That whiole Tru rampage was especially funny/ psychotic since hojo is actually from Australia. How or why Tru thought he was from TX is beyond me.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: ttfg on May 05, 2009, 07:36:11 PM
It was nice.

Cant wait to see how he justifies psychological abuse.  ( Vs Texans. of course )
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 07:57:44 PM
Texans ain't got no feelins! They's made outta rubber!
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
Texans ain't got no feelins! They's made outta rubber!

Hahaha. Only parts of us are. Only parts.
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: taiko on May 05, 2009, 10:54:09 PM
My last boyfriend was from Texas. I agree with your statement.
Fuckin' A!
Title: Re: Fuckin' A!
Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 10:57:28 PM
Luke and Joygasm were an item! awwww