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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: mosh on May 02, 2009, 11:19:11 PM
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Barbra Walters interviews Sean Connery on smackin' bitches (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhlQ2rtHNQ0&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq)
Different version...
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*facepalm*
Mosh....WTF dude. Do you not pay attention?
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to what?
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Fuckin' D- !
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=353.msg24312#msg24312 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=353.msg24312#msg24312)
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meh
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I fucking agree, I spent almost a month on lockup because of a slap, but it was totally deserved and appropriate to the situation.
What the courts did with it, ...well that was pure evil.
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For what its worth, I have never physically assaulted a girlfriend.
I've been angry enough to from time to time, but I never have.
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For what its worth, I have never physically assaulted a girlfriend.
I've been angry enough to from time to time, but I never have.
I'll volunteer to be your first.
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If by giving you a black eye, you mean anal, then Dave's your man...
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I've smacked a bitch, but to be fair she smacked me first. I told her I'll never hit her, but if she decided to hit me then she better expect the same in return.
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I've smacked two girls and five boys.
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I've smacked two girls and five boys.
How many for pleasure and how many for pain?
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All in the face too.
Mwuhahahaha.
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How many for pleasure and how many for pain?
are they mutually exclusive?
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I've broken up a number of fights, but I'm only ever gotten into one on purpose.
I don't remember it, but I have a cracked rib from it.
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I got into one NOT on purpose, and got my nose broke. Blood everywhere. Funny thing was it washed right out of my shirt with no stain after I let the blood sit on it for a while. God, what a horrible night, and not just from the fight.
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innuendo
I'll volunteer to be your first.
You mean you want to be slapped around? Cool, I guess it can be sort of a turn on in certain circumstances.
I've smacked a bitch, but to be fair she smacked me first.
Exactfuckingly, she hit me in the face with a magazine first.
Although that was in response to me pouring my cup of coffee on her side of the bed.
I did it so she would have to sleep on the couch instead of me.
But it gets more interesting at this point because I jump up and round the bed to face her.
Now I certainly have no intention of hurting her in any way physical but I wanted her to understand I could if I wanted.
I reached out quickly and just barely slapped her on the cheek. She said something like "you can't do that" so I did it again.
Simple male domination tactic, agreed.
She pushed me back and started out the door, I grabbed her arm and she pulled, and because I was behind the door at this point the door closed between us. In the process she got a small bruise on her head, a completely accidental impact with the door jamb and I got my thumb caught in the door as she then pulled it shut behind her. She had no marks whatsoever from my slaps. And this is important because I was only slapping her in a playful manner to start with.
Cops come, she has a tiny bruise so I'm the bad guy. Never mind that my thumbnail fell off less than two days later in lockup. I never had a chance to balance out her tiny bruise with my injury but that was not the point of the prosecution. Their only agenda was to find me guilty and nullify my constitutional rights.
You always have to plead no contest because otherwise if you force a trial they give you two years for a first offense.
Plead no contest and they let you out today. See bolded text for explanation.
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"I wanted her to understand I could if I wanted."
Thats where I stoped caring about your constitutional rights.
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Now I certainly have no intention of hurting her in any way physical but I wanted her to understand I could if I wanted.
Let's be friends! You sound like an awesome person with many good qualities.
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Let's be friends! You sound like an awesome person with many good qualities./quote]
You certainly sound like a bitch with an axe to grind. Let's not.
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An axe to grind? LOLZ OMG you're so dumb and old. I hate you.
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Good, you're so young and silly I hate you too
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An axe to grind? LOLZ OMG you're so dumb and old. I hate you.
I have something you can grind, tricky.
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This thread has everything - A+
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I fucking agree, I spent almost a month on lockup because of a slap
I grabbed her arm and she pulled, and because I was behind the door at this point the door closed between us. In the process she got a small bruise on her head
It wasn't the playful slap, Mr. Connery.
You do realize she could have also charged you with unlawful imprisonment for not allowing her to leave?
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>>You do realize she could have also charged you with unlawful imprionment for not allowing her to leave?<<
Is that what you would have done then honey?
Thats where I stoped caring about your constitutional rights.
Of course, that's what any piece of programed texas shit would say. Never mind the reality of the situation, cause you fucking know better right.
You just don't fucking get it, go back to watching that texas justice bullshit but realize that every single person in texas already deserves to be murdered with extreme prejudice. The state should not be allowed cede from the union, the whole fucking state should cease to exist.
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Ha you aren't from texas, my bad. But you exhibit the same cunt programing.
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Is that what you would have done then honey?
What, be aware of the law I'm breaking?
Yeah, I tend to do that.
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You do realize she could have also charged you with unlawful imprionment for not allowing her to leave?
What, be aware of the law I'm breaking?
If grabbing someone by the arm and saying "hey wait a minute" is unlawful imprisonment then I'm guilty.
Easy to pass judgment in a culture that has been trained to allow the judicial branch omnipotent power isn't it.
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(http://www.gapingvoid.com/youre%20missing%20the%20point.jpg)
Now you trying to turn this into a whole New World Order thing is bizarro.
She was trying to leave, you detained her, so you could be charged with unlawful imprisonment.
Whether or not her head getting slammed in the door warrants your arrest is beside the point.
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Tru was hitting the sauce hard last night!
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(http://www.beachbumberry.com/badbooze/i/schlitz.jpg)
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LOLZ OMG you're so dumb and old. I hate you.
Good, you're so young and silly I hate you too
I think this is the foundation of the LG family.
I love you guys.
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/features/theysaid/071217/jennifer_love_hewitt.jpg)
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Jennifer Love Fuckme
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I love you too egg man.
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Wait, I thought he was the walrus?
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Shut the fuck up, Dave.
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Did you go to the beach today and get sand in yer vag?
hahahaha ....
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Your Opinion Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsogswrH6ck&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq)
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hahahahaha ....
Chill, man ...
hahahaha ....
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You just don't fucking get it, go back to watching that texas justice bullshit but realize that every single person in texas already deserves to be murdered with extreme prejudice. The state should not be allowed cede from the union, the whole fucking state should cease to exist.
My last boyfriend was from Texas. I agree with your statement.
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You just don't fucking get it, go back to watching that texas justice bullshit but realize that every single person in texas already deserves to be murdered with extreme prejudice. The state should not be allowed cede from the union, the whole fucking state should cease to exist.
My last boyfriend was from Texas. I agree with your statement.
That whiole Tru rampage was especially funny/ psychotic since hojo is actually from Australia. How or why Tru thought he was from TX is beyond me.
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It was nice.
Cant wait to see how he justifies psychological abuse. ( Vs Texans. of course )
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Texans ain't got no feelins! They's made outta rubber!
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Texans ain't got no feelins! They's made outta rubber!
Hahaha. Only parts of us are. Only parts.
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My last boyfriend was from Texas. I agree with your statement.
Fuckin' A!
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Luke and Joygasm were an item! awwww