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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 01:55:52 AM
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...does one go without having sex before they officially become a virgin again, so to speak? Haha. I want everyone's opinion. How long is the point where you say "Fuck, dude, that's a long fucking time".
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You can't ever get it back.
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Well that's good to know.
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...does one go without having sex before they officially become a virgin again, so to speak? Haha. I want everyone's opinion. How long is the point where you say "Fuck, dude, that's a long fucking time".
Just how high are you tonight?
High enough to eat this kid's wet, soppy turd?
(http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/9478/poopingshower.gif)
The answer is never. At least on this planet, in this time. Wherever you're at, maybe you are a virgin again every day.
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I think you'd have to live long enough to have your hymen grow back, like 50 years.
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Ok, nix the virgin comment, I didn't mean fucking literally.
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Sooo, how long before you get nervous about what your going to do ? Something like that ?
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How long SHOULD it be before I get nervous.
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~shrug. It's never gotten to that point with me. Not about the sex part. Being weird about my body on the other hand, that happens all the time. What are you more nervous about ? The sex or you.
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well, what's the longest for everyone that's NOT been nervous for the next time??
At the least, the maximum of those responses will set a lower-bound for danzig.
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Damm your logic !
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mins and maxes
death and taxes
loop-de-loops unfold...
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i am always nervous the first time i'm about to get frisky with someone new.
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You guys are about as useless as Paula Poundstone's vibrator.
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If the OP question is something you are thinking of because you havent been laid in awhile... then it's been too long.
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If the OP question is something you are thinking of because you havent been laid in awhile... then it's been too long.
It's been a while, but I'm not freaking out about it yet.
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...is your cock?
Gigantic.
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I'm happy with my cock size, TYVM.
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that's nice, tiny
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I didn't get laid from age 16 to 18. Does that count?
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Stop using military time ! I hate doing conversions.
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The longest I have gone without sex is 2 months. I have been consistently getting down since I was 15. But now I think I will probably have a dry spell because all the guys that are single are trolls.
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:'( :'( :'(
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There are more important things.
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well, yeah, i mean - i just don't want to be in the same group as the other single guys. :P
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... or trolls, for that matter
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... or trolls, for that matter
that was implied!
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There are more important things.
ZOOMIE was the only person in the thread to make me feel better? What bizarro universe am I living in?!
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ZOOMIE was the only person in the thread to make me feel better? What bizarro universe am I living in?!
In a world perpendicular to Tru's world, where everything everyone says is for you and you alone!
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I think 4-6 months was my longest spell. Way back at the start.
I think after 1 year you're allowed to go to a hooker and not be laughed at
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I'm going on 6 months here. Woohoo!
Oh wait, actually going on 5 months. I'm sure it'll be 6 months a month from now, though.
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Get a hobby.
I did.
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Drinking?
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I need a fucking hobby. Craigslist cannot become my hobby. I will not let it destroy my life.
Tricky, where are the shirt designs?
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Well, honestly, my laptop is a POS and doing anything on it is such a fucking pain in the ass. Opening up Adobe Illustrator takes about 10 minutes alone. Ugh.
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Craigslist cannot become my hobby. I will not let it destroy my life.
It's just a website. Websites don't have power over anyone, or anything.
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself! While you're still in the pink.
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Well, honestly, my laptop is a POS and doing anything on it is such a fucking pain in the ass. Opening up Adobe Illustrator takes about 10 minutes alone. Ugh.
We can fix that!
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I think I'm just going to get a new computer sooner or later. But it's only like another month so... I suppose I can wait. Actually I want to buy a desktop with a nice big moniter.
(to tie back to the thread) I have lots of time to spend on my computer what with all this not getting laid stuff!
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I'm going on 6 months here. Woohoo!
Oh wait, actually going on 5 months.
The last time I designed any clothing was probably 4-5 months ago.
coincidence?
also:
(http://www.wikislessons.com/lessons/wiki28.png)
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I've been desinging off and on for the last 2 months. No sexin.
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Maybe you're one of those people who become a genius without sex.
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Trix, PM me your email address and I'll send you a free registry cleaner.
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free registry cleaner?
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let me handle this:
nick, wtf mate?
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Oh yeah, my laptop is so fucked that it seems it won't even back up files on my external hard drive that i just bought! it appears that its running the program and that files are going onto it, but when i checked the extrenal hard drive folder, none of my files were on there. FML
i think i'm going to give up on using the laptop.
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PM me your email address.... or lucas. It's pretty easy to clean up a PC. Or, copy whatever you want to keep onto a CD and wipe it clean
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yeah Luke said he'd help me. I don't know how possible that is though. I can't even back up my fucking files or open up certain programs normally. Ugh.
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WE CAN DO THIS.
I promise.
I have tricks that I've not even tried to use, because you're getting so antsy/frustrated.
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I am! I maen, I kinda feel like I shouldn't bother to do anything with my computer until your visit.
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WE CAN DO THIS.
I promise.
I have tricks that I've not even tried to use, because you're getting so antsy/frustrated.
Are you guys still talking about fixing PCs?
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I just lol'ed
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I am! I maen, I kinda feel like I shouldn't bother to do anything with my computer vagina until your visit.
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(http://bwithers.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/pnjfztinpky-r2px62-cci-aaaaaaaacjk-krmwu-vjrde-s1600-shocker-35838.jpg)
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Are you suggesting that Lucas give tricky the shocker?
They would make such a cute couple.
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I completely agree. Ill even supply the lube - that's how bad I want this to happen
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Someone please rock the shocker on my laptop.
Peaches - Rock the Shocker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPVrrGQtwDE&feature=PlayList&p=2EEF53DFF8C5EA9A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=31#lq-lq2-hq)
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Are you guys still talking about fixing PCs?
Look, I'll try to fix whatever she puts in front of me to fix.
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LOL
Well, my closet door does need to be fixed.
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Oh snap! The gauntlet has been thrown down!
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Well, my closet door does need to be fixed.
Is that a euphemism?
If not, we can work on that!
But Zoomie will get upset.
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Eitje better bring his knife and fork, he'll be eating box all weekend
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hahaha stop making me LOL at work. retards.
No. My closet door actually needs to be fixed. hahaha
Which you do or do not have to do, but you did say you'd try to fix anything I put in front of you!
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We may have another Detroit on our hands if tricky gets her way.
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hahaha stop making me LOL at work. retards.
No. My closet door actually needs to be fixed. hahaha
Lucas, take notice that she didn't say "ewwww! with lucas? no way!!!"
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ewwww! with lucas? no way!!! i don't like men, remember?
bahahaha
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Dude, if she gets a detroit, she's lucky. There's not much this man won't do.
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I did get "detroited" once but there was a tampon in so I don't know if that counts.
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I had that before detroit's time. It was nice! I even offered that to detroit.
But no. He said it wasn't necessary and now I'm a believer!
A full on detroit maneuver is so different - and better! May you live to experience it, my sistah.
Amen!
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We may have another Detroit on our hands if tricky gets her way.
...I'm not sure what that means.
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We may have another Detroit on our hands if tricky gets her way.
...I'm not sure what that means.
it means everyone is egging you on to eat her out when she's ragging.
keep up, dude.
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Eitje better bring his knife and fork, he'll be eating box all weekend
I'd much prefer to have some sushi. Oh, and I'm also supposed to get some deli meat while I'm there.
Are the clams any good in NJ? Like how you're supposed to get crabs whenever you visit Boston?
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I'm LOLing.
Umm I like sushi. C & I go to a place called Illuzion a lot.
Deli meat? There's a lot of good deli's in NYC.
Clams? I don't know about clams. I went to a restaurant in NYC and had some good mussels though.
Maybe I should just stay far far away from this thread. haha
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Also, how do the tacos compare in NY/NJ, relative to what I would expect to find in Texas?
I'm not sure if you've ever seen or tasted a taco from Texas, but (if you go to the right place) they're pretty darn big, and tasty!
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I had some great Mexican food in California. One of the highlights of the trip.
Today's craving: raw-milk cheese and Spanish ham.
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Of the two Mexican restaurants I've been to out here, one of them was good.
I like that Nick is participating in the naivety.
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Can we get hotdogs from street vendors? And, if so, do we have to eat them right there, or can we take them back to your place?
...wait, what?
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Are you saying you want to suck some cock in NJ? Cuz I can probably make that happen.
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film it!
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To from this:
Eitje better bring his knife and fork, he'll be eating box all weekend
I'd much prefer to have some sushi. Oh, and I'm also supposed to get some deli meat while I'm there.
Are the clams any good in NJ? Like how you're supposed to get crabs whenever you visit Boston?
Also, how do the tacos compare in NY/NJ, relative to what I would expect to find in Texas?
I'm not sure if you've ever seen or tasted a taco from Texas, but (if you go to the right place) they're pretty darn big, and tasty!
To this:
Are you saying you want to suck some cock in NJ? Cuz I can probably make that happen.
Is fucking GOLD ...