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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 02:15:04 AM

Title: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 02:15:04 AM: So obviously girls, two cocks are better than one.

WARNING!
If you click the following link you WILL see a photo of my REAL cock next to my rubber one, with a special note for homeless-joe. You guys should be thankful I didn't just post the photo in another random thread so everybody could bask in it's glory.

I am giving you the choice. Click it or don't. Don't fucking yell at me when I gave you a huge fucking warning above.

Gals your tit photos, ass photos, bikini photos, and even some vagina photos have been much appreciated over the years. So I'm just giving back.

So, did curiosity really kill the cat?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/cas/1155103850.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/cas/1155103850.html)
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 05, 2009, 02:21:45 AM: I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!!!! WHY DID I CLICK!!!!............... :'(

I'm gonna go wash my eyes with bleach now.
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 02:47:30 AM: Why is there a heart above "Home..."?

I like it though ...
The concept, that is ...

NOW you need a girl that'll do anal, and DP her yourself ...

Damn, I might ALMOST be a tad jealous here, man ...
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Post by: Libertine on May 05, 2009, 03:00:24 AM: Pretty solid marketing ploy. Try to hook up a threesome with twin sisters.
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Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 03:24:03 AM: Oooo, even better ...

I knew I kept you around for a reason ...
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Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 09:35:43 AM: LOOK TRU! LOOK! I know you want to!
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 05, 2009, 09:54:47 AM: oh god i can't stop laughing

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/1166660967-1164805031105492.jpg?w=550&h=413)
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Post by: (_)_)===D on May 05, 2009, 12:12:11 PM: See!!! See what you and brook had to go and start!!!

Was it worth it? WAS IT WORTH IT?????
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 05, 2009, 12:24:53 PM: hey now, i wasn't requesting kyle's dick pictures. i saw the rubber dong and that was enough for me. i have been concentrating on getting everyone else's penises in picture form on the boards.

i actually had a really funny idea. i think all the guys should take photos of their penises and then send them to one appointed guy. that guy would rename the files and then upload them or email them to all the girls and then we could guess which one belongs to whom.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on May 05, 2009, 12:30:31 PM: Don't appoint danzig for the task, he'd keep them all for himself.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 05, 2009, 01:27:59 PM: I will not open pandora's box, thank you very much.
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Post by: daisymae on May 05, 2009, 03:02:15 PM: Quote from: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 02:47:30 AM
Why is there a heart above "Home..."?

It says <3 HomelessJoe for obvious reasons.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 03:29:00 PM: Remember that Hallowe'en Simpsons episode where the advertising icons started rampaging? And the way they defeated them was "just don't look".

Yeah well this here is a "just don't click" thread.
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Post by: The Geek on May 05, 2009, 05:10:38 PM: Now have fun explaining how your cock is named after some internet person you never met and try keeping that girl around... without GHB.
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 05:33:41 PM: hahahahahahahahaha .....
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Post by: ttfg on May 05, 2009, 07:44:54 PM: What i like is, after 10 or so years of you guys asking for a cock pic, I post my first first and only message to him about it and get not only the cock pic but my name on it.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 07:54:25 PM: Brian sooner or later you're going to have to choose between Baggy and Treehugger.

Personally, I'd choose cancer.
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Post by: ttfg on May 05, 2009, 07:57:18 PM: ~blink
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Post by: underclass on May 05, 2009, 08:15:20 PM: I unplugged my mouse and threw it out the window. Keystrokes only going forward, lads
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 09:26:37 PM: Quote from: underclass on May 05, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
I unplugged my mouse and threw it out the window. Keystrokes only going forward, lads

HAHAHAHA!!! I fell out of my chair laughing.

Yo, homeless-joe you pissed me off saying there was no proof that rubber cock was mine. So there you go, bro.

Responses so far are pretty boring. Most sound like dudes trying to get more pictures of me.

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Subject   Hiiii...CL?
From   Antiman Ting <*******@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 02:52:18 -0400

Hi..Msg me on yahoo "kristta333@yahoo.com" 22 f boston

SPAM!

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Subject   Hey
From   Terrance Baker <*****@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 02:33:24 -0400

Hola! Saw you on CL.. Send me a message on yahoo lets chat 22/f
purdykrista@yahoo.com"

SPAM! WTF? "Terrance"?

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Subject   Saw your Ad on Cragslist
From   Zachariah Wakefield <******@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 03:08:52 -0400

Hey..22/f "purdykrista@yahoo.com"...Send me a message on yahoo....

SPAM! WTF? "Zachariah"? WTF - same e-mail address as "Terrance"?

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Subject   Double your pleasure, double your fun - m4w 28yr
From   Madeline <****@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 09:41:43 -0400

are you joking?? id love to find out more.... maybe do this?

lets see how it goes

Ahh here we go - now we're getting somewhere.

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Subject   ...
From   "Jazz. Hillier" <*****@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 16:41:23 -0700

hi! was your ad real? I'm guessing it was real? Im trying this out to
see what happens! Im 24 single fun cute and cuddly.. care to exchange
PIX?

FAG ICOGNITO. E-mail address starts with "brien".

WTF is wrong with New Jersey women? I guess they don't like a good cock or two when they see them. *Eyes tricky*
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 09:29:33 PM: Quote from: bagman on May 05, 2009, 09:26:37 PM
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Subject   Hiiii...CL?
From   Antiman Ting <*******@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 02:52:18 -0400

Hi..Msg me on yahoo "kristta333@yahoo.com" 22 f boston

Hahahahahahaha! I'm pretty sure you don't know this, but "antiman" is Caribbean slang for "faggot". Ting is thing, so that first message is from "faggot thing".
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Post by: ttfg on May 05, 2009, 09:31:00 PM: No face, No proof. Sorry. All I see is an anon cock.
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 09:39:48 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 09:29:33 PM
Quote from: bagman on May 05, 2009, 09:26:37 PM
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Subject   Hiiii...CL?
From   Antiman Ting <*******@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 02:52:18 -0400

Hi..Msg me on yahoo "kristta333@yahoo.com" 22 f boston

Hahahahahahaha! I'm pretty sure you don't know this, but "antiman" is Caribbean slang for "faggot". Ting is thing, so that first message is from "faggot thing".

BTW an appropriately Caribbean response that will surprise the fuck out of him coming from you is:

"move yuh bloodclaht skunt, fucking fassy-hole battyman"
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 09:41:48 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on May 05, 2009, 09:31:00 PM
No face, No proof. Sorry. All I see is an anon cock.

Yeah, like I told some other guy to write heart homeless-joe on his dick.

You're pretty gay for wanting proof in the first place.
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Post by: ttfg on May 05, 2009, 09:44:22 PM: I believe it's something you would do.

I didn't want proof, I wanted to know how stupid you are. You will have to wait till I upgrade my cpu for the result.
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Post by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 09:47:57 PM: Well hurry the fuck up and upgrade!
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Post by: treehugger on May 05, 2009, 09:57:28 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 07:54:25 PM
Brian sooner or later you're going to have to choose between Baggy and Treehugger.

Personally, I'd choose cancer.

Ok I'm not going to click the link....but I fear that I might lose because of Bagman's utter devotion through pictures.

Oh and I'm not that bad Zoomie.
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: ttfg on May 05, 2009, 09:58:31 PM: Quote from: bagman on May 05, 2009, 09:47:57 PM
Well hurry the fuck up and upgrade!

I have to wait till they get well below 45 mn per layer. The amount of stupid invloved in this math is beyond current cpu capiblities. Even Captian Obvious would baulk at this.
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Post by: Libertine on May 05, 2009, 10:01:47 PM: Out of curiosity, are you living in NY/NJ area now? I thought you were in Austin.
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 10:43:32 PM: (http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3kb3l8ZZZZZZZZZ954c5c881a5e43a1423.jpg)
Title: Re: Double your fun, double your pleasure
Post by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 10:44:02 PM: I'm in Austin. I thought showcasing the photo through the Cragslist venue, would be fairly humorous seeing that there's this CL motif going on. And well, I picked Jersey, because that's where tricky lives.

And I know she enjoys seeing my cock as much as I enjoy showing it to her.
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Post by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 10:45:18 PM: Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Very last post of the first page. WAY TO GO BROOK!!

You're awesome.
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Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 10:45:53 PM: I just died laughing.

Hate away, haters!
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Post by: underclass on May 05, 2009, 11:30:48 PM: tricky, I'll never forgive you for that
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Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 11:52:53 PM: I'll buy you some sake in Japan. :(
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Post by: underclass on May 05, 2009, 11:56:20 PM: you'll be needing an extra credit card to paint over these scars
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 05, 2009, 11:57:36 PM: poetic, man.
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Post by: Thrash on May 06, 2009, 01:54:51 AM: Take it to the suicidal teen section of CL, please ...
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Post by: bagman on May 06, 2009, 02:12:37 AM: FUCK. Too bad I didn't actually post it here in Austin. I could though...

Check it:

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Subject   why is it called homeless joe?
From   Cici R <******@yahoo.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 20:29:54 -0700 (PDT)

hey i saw your cl ad and hmmm 2 are better than one.i was thinking maybe while i suck your cock you can fuck me with the cloned one? maybe but that was just a thought, i'm a quiet shy girl who loves to do kinky things so maybe you can come up with something we can do if your still interested.

My kinda girl.
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Post by: ttfg on May 06, 2009, 02:20:27 AM: urban dictionary definition of homeless-joe- number 1

"Gross guy who has no home in the ward county area, especially Minot, ND. He sleeps with any girl he can get even if he has a girlfriend, or 2. He has mad amounts of STDs and everyone hates him."
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 06, 2009, 04:41:03 AM: THE GOGGLES!!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!!
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 06, 2009, 04:44:47 PM: Quote from: underclass on May 05, 2009, 11:30:48 PM
tricky, I'll never forgive you for that
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Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 05:02:32 PM: Quote from: treehugger on May 05, 2009, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 07:54:25 PM
Brian sooner or later you're going to have to choose between Baggy and Treehugger.

Personally, I'd choose cancer.

Ok I'm not going to click the link....but I fear that I might lose because of Bagman's utter devotion through pictures.

Oh and I'm not that bad Zoomie.

No you aren't, I think you're gorgeous. I just don't want to find out why Adam calls you "The Chainsaw".
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Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 05:06:48 PM: Sounds like trouble.
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Post by: treehugger on May 06, 2009, 05:29:01 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 05:02:32 PM
No you aren't, I think you're gorgeous. I just don't want to find out why Adam calls you "The Chainsaw".

He never called me The Chainsaw, that was Aristartle. He told me I was like a unicorn....hmm also a tornado.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 05:53:10 PM: Oh. Never mind then. Like I care what that bitch says.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 07, 2009, 01:41:00 AM: Quote from: tricky on May 05, 2009, 11:52:53 PM
I'll buy you some sake in Japan. :(

Bitchface! I didn't want to see that pic! You are buying me a gothic lolita outfit in Japan for that, and then one for yourself so we can go clubbin all Japan style!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/13803311_ac2e12d73d.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: bagman on May 07, 2009, 02:01:13 AM: If either of you wear that little outfit around, you better keep me far, far away.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 07, 2009, 02:21:35 AM: You didn't see any chicks in Japan dressed like that? Check out the Fruits book. It's just a bunch of pictures of how crazy kids in Japan dress.
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Post by: bagman on May 07, 2009, 03:18:33 AM: Oh Sasha, I definitely saw some women in Tokyo dressed hot as fuck. Nick said I was there about a month too early. (Meaning more of them will be walking around with less clothing then.) Son of a. But wait, this was motivation to actually upload like 10 photos from my netbook. One of the best things about Japan is the women.

I took about half of these and my mom's husband the other. Call us creeps if you wanna. Fuck you.

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5350/fromtoddscameramonday42.jpg)(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7908/fromtoddscameramonday42l.jpg)
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6180/img0757sfv.jpg)(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5350/fromtoddscameramonday42.jpg)
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7870/img0759vnd.jpg)(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6159/img0851y.jpg)
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7897/img0770m.jpg)(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6130/img3615m.jpg)

I could probably start some pay site and make a shitload of money. "Amateur Japanese girls in short skirts".
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Post by: ttfg on May 07, 2009, 05:05:50 AM: Okay. I see that everyday. ~shrug. Asian girls too.
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Post by: mosh on May 07, 2009, 05:08:32 AM: I dont.

Melbourne dont have the weather for that.
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Post by: ttfg on May 07, 2009, 05:26:10 AM: I guess you should of bought the V8 then.
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Post by: mosh on May 07, 2009, 05:28:50 AM: Damn.

We dont get many Japanese girls down here, but that's ok, we have many hot Vietnamese girls instead.
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Post by: underclass on May 07, 2009, 06:18:33 AM: I'm guessing the zoom was stronger than Kyle's will to approach the girls

Try this next time (http://pickupjapanesegirls.com/)
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 07:29:42 AM: Quote from: homeless-joe on May 07, 2009, 05:26:10 AM
I guess you should of bought the V8 then.

SHOULD HAVE SHOULD HAVE SHOULD HAVE
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Post by: ttfg on May 07, 2009, 07:34:00 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 07:29:42 AM
SHOULD HAVE, SHOULD HAVE, SHOULD HAVE.

or

Quote from: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 07:29:42 AM
SHOULD HAVE. SHOULD HAVE. SHOULD HAVE.

Nazi.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 07:37:32 AM: Facist.
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Post by: ttfg on May 07, 2009, 07:38:09 AM: Poor.
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Post by: Joygasm on May 07, 2009, 08:06:11 AM: Quote from: tricky on May 05, 2009, 10:43:32 PM
(http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3kb3l8ZZZZZZZZZ954c5c881a5e43a1423.jpg)

Right click, save. New bg for my comp!
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Post by: taiko on May 07, 2009, 09:53:12 AM: Quote from: underclass on May 07, 2009, 06:18:33 AM
Try this next time (http://pickupjapanesegirls.com/)
Does that guide tell me what to do with my american friends, when it works?
Because, I mean, if we're all sharing hotel rooms, that could get awkward.
OR TITILATING.
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Post by: tricky on May 07, 2009, 09:58:20 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on May 07, 2009, 01:41:00 AM
Bitchface! I didn't want to see that pic! You are buying me a gothic lolita outfit in Japan for that, and then one for yourself so we can go clubbin all Japan style!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/13803311_ac2e12d73d.jpg?v=0)

I so can't wait to go shopping there!

Quote from: eitje on May 07, 2009, 09:53:12 AM
Quote from: underclass on May 07, 2009, 06:18:33 AM
Try this next time (http://pickupjapanesegirls.com/)
Does that guide tell me what to do with my american friends, when it works?
Because, I mean, if we're all sharing hotel rooms, that could get awkward.
OR TITILATING.

HAWT
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Post by: Lothar on May 07, 2009, 05:47:45 PM: Quote from: Mosh on May 07, 2009, 05:28:50 AM
Damn.

We dont get many Japanese girls down here, but that's ok, we have many hot Vietnamese girls instead.

Make sure you only fuck the ones that cough.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 07, 2009, 07:04:36 PM: Now you owe me a pair of boots to match the dress slag!
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Post by: taiko on May 08, 2009, 12:21:05 AM: pair of boobs?

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0018xdwd)
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 08, 2009, 03:38:07 PM: (http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/8b/92/1bd4_1.JPG)

boots!
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Post by: Thrash on May 08, 2009, 04:55:04 PM: I prefer the other, personally ...
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Post by: ttfg on May 08, 2009, 05:47:25 PM: Random : I enjoyed the film Kinky Boots
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 08, 2009, 07:03:02 PM: That film was most excellent.
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Post by: ttfg on May 08, 2009, 07:59:47 PM: Kyle's penis has jumped the shark.