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Title: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: hip on May 06, 2009, 12:34:11 PM

it's my day off again, which means one thing (besides thinking of reasons not to burn down my restaurant): masturbating.

i love my days off. i also love my vibrator, and usually employ it during masturbation sessions. i'll fuck myself with it (not in the bum, it's a front door only tool), tease myself with it, put it right on the sweet spot when i've tormented myself enough and will finally let myself cum... when not in the shower with it (as i've previously discussed on another thread), i'll bring it to bed with me, and my latest theme is to dream up some seriously hot punishment/spanking scenarios between my boyfriend and i. i generally don't fantasize about anyone but the person i'm currently sleeping with/seeing. i've heard that guys usually DO fantasize about other women, even despite being in a monogamous relationshit. today i'm guessing i'll probably get myself off a handful of seperate times, not counting the multiples within each session. often insatiable, i just can't stop touching myself.

techniques, fantasties to get off, etcetera. please expand and discuss.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Libertine on May 06, 2009, 01:01:53 PM

That's interesting now that I think about it.  I don't think I've fantasized about anyone else while masturbating since I've been in a relationship, but I used to do it all the time when I was single.  Nowadays I just pop in some Youporn and hit it and then be done with it.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 01:17:10 PM

I don't have a vibrator and never have owned one (except for a shitty silver bullet that came with my dildo, the bullet broke). My dildo is pretty awesome though. I don't really masturbate all that much, anywhere from 0-2 times per week usually. I don't know why this is. I think when I'm getting laid more regularly I want it more. I usually watch porn or read erotica. Sometimes I fantasize if I have a specific person in mind that I want to get dirty with. And depending on that person, I fantasize about different scenarios. I think if I ever get a viibrator, I'll get something like this: http://www.smittenkittenonline.com/vibrators/layaspot.html (http://www.smittenkittenonline.com/vibrators/layaspot.html)
It's supposed to be similar to oral, and it's really difficult for me to get off from oral so maybe that would help me with that problem.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 01:47:44 PM

Danzig can help you out with that, he's the best pussy licker ever.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 03:23:32 PM

I have some sort of mental block. It's not a matter of skills.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 03:24:52 PM

Did somebody vomit on your vagina once?

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 03:35:30 PM

No.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 03:48:55 PM

Maybe they should have then dirty girl. Yeah, you'd like a little chunky bile on your hoo hah wouldn't you?

Yeah, that's it. You should get a nice boy to eat some nice chunky casserole with a creamy sauce on a bed of egg noodles and then let loose. That'll get you going I bet.

You are so naughty.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 03:51:50 PM

Quote from: tricky on May 06, 2009, 03:35:30 PM

No.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 04:03:41 PM

Man, you make no sense. I thought you were into kinky shit. Do you have some kind of weird issue with vomit or something?

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 04:34:04 PM

Yeah, not into vomit so much.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 05:04:45 PM

Weirdo.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 06:07:23 PM

Quote from: Geek

Yeah, they're probably in there peeing on each other...

Cuz you're so normal...

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 07:30:28 PM

Who's peeing on someone?

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: underclass on May 06, 2009, 08:04:34 PM

I just stroked one off in Krsna's Megan Fox thread, it's going to take me a minute or too before I'm ready to go again here

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: FAH-Q on May 06, 2009, 08:27:59 PM

0:28 freeze-frame huh?

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: taiko on May 06, 2009, 10:30:15 PM

Quote from: tricky on May 06, 2009, 01:17:10 PM

It's supposed to be similar to oral, and it's really difficult for me to get off from oral so maybe that would help me with that problem.

I use cough drops on girls like you.  It sometimes helps.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 10:38:20 PM

What do you... do... with the cough drops?

*cough*pervert*cough*

Or maybe I should say where do you put these cough drops? Dr. Thrash would suggest in the butt.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Doormouse on May 06, 2009, 10:45:36 PM

OK Everyone knows girls don't masturbate. This whole thread is ridiculous.
I'm going out tonight and I'm coming back very drunk and probably high. I expect to see hard proof of these putative activities or none of it happened.
Good day.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: taiko on May 06, 2009, 11:03:39 PM

Can't you just wonder how menthol might make your privates feel?

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: taiko on May 06, 2009, 11:03:58 PM

Quote from: Doormouse on May 06, 2009, 10:45:36 PM

Good day.

I SAID GOOD DAY.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Libertine on May 06, 2009, 11:15:02 PM

Quote from: eitje on May 06, 2009, 11:03:39 PM

Can't you just wonder how menthol might make your privates feel?

I know the answer to this question strangely enough.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Joygasm on May 06, 2009, 11:19:41 PM

I get freaky with meh kitteh a few times a week. Doesn't matter if I have a partner at the time or not. A go around is a go around.

I used to call up my ex at work while I was doing the deed so he could hear it. Poor boy had to pull over quite a few times. Surprised he didn't get caught.. or fired.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Drugmoth on May 06, 2009, 11:38:48 PM

I just blew a huge load of Jesus and salvation.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: bagman on May 07, 2009, 02:06:14 AM

Quote from: hip on May 06, 2009, 12:34:11 PM

it's my day off again, which means one thing (besides thinking of reasons not to burn down my restaurant): masturbating.

i love my days off. i also love my vibrator, and usually employ it during masturbation sessions. i'll fuck myself with it (not in the bum, it's a front door only tool), tease myself with it, put it right on the sweet spot when i've tormented myself enough and will finally let myself cum... when not in the shower with it (as i've previously discussed on another thread), i'll bring it to bed with me, and my latest theme is to dream up some seriously hot punishment/spanking scenarios between my boyfriend and i. i generally don't fantasize about anyone but the person i'm currently sleeping with/seeing. i've heard that guys usually DO fantasize about other women, even despite being in a monogamous relationshit. today i'm guessing i'll probably get myself off a handful of seperate times, not counting the multiples within each session. often insatiable, i just can't stop touching myself.

That material right there -- that's what I just used to help release some of my pent up frustration.

Normally, I don't fantasize while masturbating -- I just use visuals. Porn, pictures, my college co-ed neighbors out the window.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: underclass on May 07, 2009, 02:50:31 AM

Quote

Normally, I don't fantasize while masturbating -- I just use visuals. Porn, pictures, my college co-ed neighbors out the window.

4 times a day for 14 years and your imagination ran dry?

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: ttfg on May 07, 2009, 05:15:48 AM

You assume he used imagination in the beginning.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: mosh on May 07, 2009, 05:21:56 AM

Quote from: eitje on May 06, 2009, 11:03:39 PM

Can't you just wonder how menthol might make your privates feel?

been there, done that.

next.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: hip on May 07, 2009, 09:32:05 AM

next try a little battery acid.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 07, 2009, 09:35:49 AM

And hook the battery up to your nipples.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: ttfg on May 07, 2009, 09:40:04 AM

that wont do anything unless the clamps pierce the skin.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: hip on May 07, 2009, 01:22:09 PM

make sure you pierce the areola.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Thrash on May 08, 2009, 02:16:40 PM

Whenever the mood strikes, when appropriate, and I don't know wtf I think about ....

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Joygasm on May 08, 2009, 10:25:06 PM

Quote from: Thrash on May 08, 2009, 02:16:40 PM

Whenever the mood strikes, when appropriate, and I don't know wtf I think about ....

Ahha. I know the truth.. It's whenever I post, whatever time of day or night, and about ramming my ass like it's never been rammed before.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: mosh on May 12, 2009, 08:22:11 AM

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Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Libertine on May 12, 2009, 04:28:17 PM

My buddy said "I was jerking it at YouPorn the other day and scrolled down and saw they needed a web developer.  So I finished up then applied for the job and sent them my portfolio."

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Thrash on May 12, 2009, 06:25:03 PM

Quote from: Joygasm on May 08, 2009, 10:25:06 PM

Quote from: Thrash on May 08, 2009, 02:16:40 PM

Whenever the mood strikes, when appropriate, and I don't know wtf I think about ....

Ahha. I know the truth.. It's whenever I post, whatever time of day or night, and about ramming my ass like it's never been rammed before.

I guess I can't deny this ...

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Joygasm on May 12, 2009, 06:33:13 PM

You're doing it right now.... aren't you??

I bet you have such a big load for me this afternoon... *bends over and awaits it*

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 13, 2009, 12:42:31 AM

Joygasm, let me say this: Thrash is a lot of talk but no walk. Good luck, may I suggest finding someone who isn't Thrash to do you.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: 13chemicals on May 13, 2009, 03:28:21 AM

Quote from: tricky on May 13, 2009, 12:42:31 AM

Good luck, may I suggest finding someone who isn't Thrash to do you.

..... because he's already taken. *wink to tricky*

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 13, 2009, 07:30:01 AM

Nope, because he never leaves FL. And I bet if she came to FL to visit him, he'd somehow not see her. Thrash is weird!

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Joygasm on May 13, 2009, 07:43:35 AM

We've been teasing each other for years now. I'm awaiting the day when he can't resist (meaning I have to find him and strap him down).

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 13, 2009, 09:24:45 AM

You'd probably have to show up at his doorstep unannounced.

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Joygasm on May 13, 2009, 01:16:39 PM

Yeah, what's a stalking charge between online friends anyways??

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 13, 2009, 03:31:47 PM

That's not stalking, that's just being friendly!

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: taiko on May 13, 2009, 08:46:55 PM

yeah, showing up unannounced (or when you're told not to come) is always welcome!

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: tricky on May 13, 2009, 11:23:51 PM

Ohhh burn on tricky!

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: Joygasm on May 13, 2009, 11:47:19 PM

Quote from: eitje on May 13, 2009, 08:46:55 PM

yeah, showing up unannounced (or when you're told not to come) is always welcome!

Well, he has told me to cum on numerous occassions...

Title: Re: Masturbation Conversation.
Post by: taiko on May 14, 2009, 12:26:49 AM

Then I think you're entitled.