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Title: I'm dying
Post by: tricky on June 05, 2009, 11:18:59 AM
i feel like shit! i've had a temp of 102 since yesterday. going to the doc for the 3rd time in 3 weeks today. not looking forward to the travel there. lets hope i dont puke in the subway!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Doormouse on June 05, 2009, 11:27:32 AM
Take it easy dude. Order delivery and say fuck you to work. Treat yourself to a cab ride to the doctor. Take a really long bath.
Get better and then take sunbathing pictures.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Drugmoth on June 05, 2009, 11:37:03 AM
You called her dude.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Doormouse on June 05, 2009, 12:27:20 PM
I call everybody dude.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Drugmoth on June 05, 2009, 01:35:52 PM
Whatever dude.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: hip on June 05, 2009, 01:52:51 PM
don't die on me, trick!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 02:21:36 PM
Give me time to find my box of rainbows and I'll let you know later if I care...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 05:06:18 PM
(http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/thelogiczone/images/box.gif)

It appears your box, unlike hip's, however, just like tricky's, is empty; sorry, man!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 05:18:00 PM
I was getting strep throat every month and then I had a tonsillectomy.  Maybe you should get some body part taken out too.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Nitya on June 05, 2009, 05:18:11 PM
Well it was nice knowing you Tricky.

Also,

(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/40lb-box-rape-demotivational-posters.jpg)

?
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 05:23:01 PM
W3rd ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 05:48:33 PM
Hey man, it was full when I misplaced it. You expect me to believe you found it empty?
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 05:50:31 PM
*looks away*
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 06:17:08 PM
Uh huh...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: tricky on June 05, 2009, 06:35:33 PM
Oh look, we've gone and corrupted the 16 year old.

Also, Zoomie is a bitter old man.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Nitya on June 05, 2009, 06:39:37 PM
Oh look, we've gone and corrupted the 16 year old.

I express my condolences and you say I'm corrupt. Thanks.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 07:22:53 PM
It's why she has no friends ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: mosh on June 05, 2009, 07:28:46 PM
I call everybody dude.
Scatterbrain - Don't Call Me Dude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEr8SYqTc3s#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 08:16:37 PM
Oh look, we've gone and corrupted the 16 year old.

You're just mad cuz I'm donating my time to your arch nemesis...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: taiko on June 05, 2009, 08:35:46 PM
not looking forward to the travel there. lets hope i dont puke in the subway!

I called her while she was travelling!
There was no sound of vomitting.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: taiko on June 05, 2009, 08:36:19 PM
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/40lb-box-rape-demotivational-posters.jpg)

I guess this is how the shacks, sheds, and barns all get started.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 05, 2009, 08:36:33 PM
Get better soon tricky. Don't forget to practice your strangling exercises.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 05, 2009, 08:37:50 PM
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/40lb-box-rape-demotivational-posters.jpg)

I guess this is how the shacks, sheds, and barns all get started.

I think I'm the only one here with both actual rape facilities and a home far enough away from civilization that the screams aren't heard.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 08:43:00 PM
Tricky, before you die, take that shit baggie made a mold of his cock with and make a mold of your cunt for me, ok?
Infection's not an issue with you at this point, apparently, and I need something to remember you by ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: tricky on June 05, 2009, 08:52:24 PM
Thrash I called you last night so you could diagnose me but you didn't answer!

Zoomie I don't give two shits if you get off on getting used by your "friend". Go for it, dude! I probably wouldn't do it, but whatever.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 08:54:56 PM
I was doing a show; sorry ...
I'm off tonight and will be randomly dicking around ...

Call anytime ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 09:00:10 PM
The funniest and the saddest thing in the world is when someone thinks they know what's going on and they haven't got a fucking clue.

I offered to remodel her kitchen free of charge. Three years ago when she asked me for some ideas. I knew then that she couldn't pay me and nothing has changed. These are the things I do for my friends. Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

Thanks for playing, loser.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 09:02:30 PM
Wanna put a roof on Brooke's house?
I like the $120-to-gas ratio ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 09:04:31 PM
Brooke already got her freebie last time I was there. But I can save her about a third over whatever Kenny would charge down there.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 09:05:16 PM
You never told me what he'd charge ...
Her last quote was 5K ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 09:08:44 PM
And you never called me back with the square footage.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 05, 2009, 09:10:11 PM
don't go asking me about no square footage motherfucker! you want a mudhole stomped in your ass???

alright, i just wanted to say mudhole.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 09:12:23 PM
I don't know it, nor how to figure it out ...

I don't even have a ladder to go and measure ...
I can probably estimate ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: tricky on June 05, 2009, 09:12:39 PM
Who cares, I'm dying!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 09:15:00 PM
Tricky, before you die, take that shit baggie made a mold of his cock with and make a mold of your cunt for me, ok?
Infection's not an issue with you at this point, apparently, and I need something to remember you by ...

I'm off tonight and will be randomly dicking around ...

Call anytime ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
OK so if she buys the shingles I'll do it for half that estimate.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 09:55:45 PM
W3rd ...
How much do the shingles run?
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: mosh on June 06, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 01:49:48 AM
Who cares, I'm dying!

Poor tricky is DYING and you're talking about shingles??!?! You people suck!!  :P
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: taiko on June 06, 2009, 02:26:12 AM
shingles (the disease) can kill a person.
and shingles (clay) can kill a person too.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 02:44:16 AM
Now that I think of it I could use a new roof and skylights..
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 06, 2009, 09:34:12 AM
W3rd ...
How much do the shingles run?

$30-50 per square which means SOMEBODY still has to measure it.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 06, 2009, 09:37:06 AM
Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...

No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 06, 2009, 09:38:44 AM
Now that I think of it I could use a new roof and skylights..

All ya gotta do is whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: taiko on June 06, 2009, 10:33:23 AM
All ya gotta do is whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow...

When joy does that, you're the one that ends up whistling!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: tricky on June 06, 2009, 12:23:50 PM
Who cares, I'm dying!

Poor tricky is DYING and you're talking about shingles??!?! You people suck!!  :P

Thank you!

huggles
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Drugmoth on June 06, 2009, 12:46:21 PM
Awww, you said huggles!

*huggles*
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 05:33:28 PM
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/SweetGirl7808/icons/huggles.png)

And apparently one hell of a blow job for Zoomie..?

Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 06, 2009, 06:32:48 PM
Nah. You want your roof fixed it'll cost you, just not NEARLY as much as if you hired a regular contractor. I take care of my friends.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 07:06:42 PM
I <3 zoom-zoom!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 08:23:21 PM
Nah. You want your roof fixed it'll cost you, just not NEARLY as much as if you hired a regular contractor. I take care of my friends.

Zoomie, the blow job thing was totally separate from the roof fixed issue.. I also take care of my friends.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 07, 2009, 07:57:24 AM
Sweet!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: mosh on June 07, 2009, 10:12:32 AM
Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...

No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.

Right.

I was thinking you'd done a lot of other work, coz when I was there, it wasnt complete. Functional, but not quite done.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: The Geek on June 07, 2009, 10:26:25 AM
I need to retar my roof.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: taiko on June 07, 2009, 12:08:01 PM
I need to retard my roof.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
Lots of QOTWs in here ....
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: underclass on June 08, 2009, 10:39:16 PM
i have an ear infection


ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.....
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Drugmoth on June 08, 2009, 11:06:01 PM
I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: mosh on June 09, 2009, 08:42:38 AM
I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.

I wish I was choking your uvula.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Drugmoth on June 09, 2009, 10:16:43 AM
I bet you do.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:40:08 PM
I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.

I wish I was choking your uvula with my dingo!

Fixed
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: hip on June 09, 2009, 05:35:02 PM
 has anyone died yet, or what?
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 05:42:14 PM
Only in spirit ...
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: FAH-Q on June 09, 2009, 06:10:15 PM
i have an ear infection

But how's your loony bun doing, Benny Lava?
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Zoomie on June 09, 2009, 08:06:41 PM
has anyone died yet, or what?

Hope springs eternal!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: ttfg on June 09, 2009, 10:17:40 PM
There's too much money on me to get a decent return.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Lothar on June 10, 2009, 12:30:29 AM
i have an ear infection

But how's your loony bun doing, Benny Lava?

I killed a barber man.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: underclass on June 10, 2009, 12:32:42 AM
it still hurts, this is no time for obscure shitty jokes you homos
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Lothar on June 10, 2009, 12:37:57 AM
Says the guy with the prideshop image.
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 12:40:10 AM
it still hurts, this is no time for obscure shitty jokes you homos

Awww. Poor Nick.  :-*
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: FAH-Q on June 10, 2009, 06:14:48 PM
it still hurts, this is no time for obscure shitty jokes you homos

Who put the goat in there?
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:32:30 PM
meeeeh!
Title: Re: I'm dying
Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 02:44:45 PM
^lolz