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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: tricky on June 05, 2009, 11:18:59 AM
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i feel like shit! i've had a temp of 102 since yesterday. going to the doc for the 3rd time in 3 weeks today. not looking forward to the travel there. lets hope i dont puke in the subway!
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Take it easy dude. Order delivery and say fuck you to work. Treat yourself to a cab ride to the doctor. Take a really long bath.
Get better and then take sunbathing pictures.
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You called her dude.
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I call everybody dude.
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Whatever dude.
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don't die on me, trick!
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Give me time to find my box of rainbows and I'll let you know later if I care...
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(http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/thelogiczone/images/box.gif)
It appears your box, unlike hip's, however, just like tricky's, is empty; sorry, man!
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I was getting strep throat every month and then I had a tonsillectomy. Maybe you should get some body part taken out too.
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Well it was nice knowing you Tricky.
Also,
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/40lb-box-rape-demotivational-posters.jpg)
?
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W3rd ...
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Hey man, it was full when I misplaced it. You expect me to believe you found it empty?
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*looks away*
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Uh huh...
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Oh look, we've gone and corrupted the 16 year old.
Also, Zoomie is a bitter old man.
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Oh look, we've gone and corrupted the 16 year old.
I express my condolences and you say I'm corrupt. Thanks.
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It's why she has no friends ...
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I call everybody dude.
Scatterbrain - Don't Call Me Dude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEr8SYqTc3s#lq-lq2-hq)
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Oh look, we've gone and corrupted the 16 year old.
You're just mad cuz I'm donating my time to your arch nemesis...
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not looking forward to the travel there. lets hope i dont puke in the subway!
I called her while she was travelling!
There was no sound of vomitting.
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(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/40lb-box-rape-demotivational-posters.jpg)
I guess this is how the shacks, sheds, and barns all get started.
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Get better soon tricky. Don't forget to practice your strangling exercises.
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(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/40lb-box-rape-demotivational-posters.jpg)
I guess this is how the shacks, sheds, and barns all get started.
I think I'm the only one here with both actual rape facilities and a home far enough away from civilization that the screams aren't heard.
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Tricky, before you die, take that shit baggie made a mold of his cock with and make a mold of your cunt for me, ok?
Infection's not an issue with you at this point, apparently, and I need something to remember you by ...
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Thrash I called you last night so you could diagnose me but you didn't answer!
Zoomie I don't give two shits if you get off on getting used by your "friend". Go for it, dude! I probably wouldn't do it, but whatever.
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I was doing a show; sorry ...
I'm off tonight and will be randomly dicking around ...
Call anytime ...
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The funniest and the saddest thing in the world is when someone thinks they know what's going on and they haven't got a fucking clue.
I offered to remodel her kitchen free of charge. Three years ago when she asked me for some ideas. I knew then that she couldn't pay me and nothing has changed. These are the things I do for my friends. Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.
Thanks for playing, loser.
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Wanna put a roof on Brooke's house?
I like the $120-to-gas ratio ...
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Brooke already got her freebie last time I was there. But I can save her about a third over whatever Kenny would charge down there.
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You never told me what he'd charge ...
Her last quote was 5K ...
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And you never called me back with the square footage.
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don't go asking me about no square footage motherfucker! you want a mudhole stomped in your ass???
alright, i just wanted to say mudhole.
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I don't know it, nor how to figure it out ...
I don't even have a ladder to go and measure ...
I can probably estimate ...
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Who cares, I'm dying!
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Tricky, before you die, take that shit baggie made a mold of his cock with and make a mold of your cunt for me, ok?
Infection's not an issue with you at this point, apparently, and I need something to remember you by ...
I'm off tonight and will be randomly dicking around ...
Call anytime ...
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OK so if she buys the shingles I'll do it for half that estimate.
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W3rd ...
How much do the shingles run?
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Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.
That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...
I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...
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Who cares, I'm dying!
Poor tricky is DYING and you're talking about shingles??!?! You people suck!! :P
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shingles (the disease) can kill a person.
and shingles (clay) can kill a person too.
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Now that I think of it I could use a new roof and skylights..
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W3rd ...
How much do the shingles run?
$30-50 per square which means SOMEBODY still has to measure it.
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Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.
That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...
I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...
No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.
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Now that I think of it I could use a new roof and skylights..
All ya gotta do is whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow...
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All ya gotta do is whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow...
When joy does that, you're the one that ends up whistling!
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Who cares, I'm dying!
Poor tricky is DYING and you're talking about shingles??!?! You people suck!! :P
Thank you!
huggles
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Awww, you said huggles!
*huggles*
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(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/SweetGirl7808/icons/huggles.png)
And apparently one hell of a blow job for Zoomie..?
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Nah. You want your roof fixed it'll cost you, just not NEARLY as much as if you hired a regular contractor. I take care of my friends.
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I <3 zoom-zoom!
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Nah. You want your roof fixed it'll cost you, just not NEARLY as much as if you hired a regular contractor. I take care of my friends.
Zoomie, the blow job thing was totally separate from the roof fixed issue.. I also take care of my friends.
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Sweet!
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Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.
That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...
I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...
No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.
Right.
I was thinking you'd done a lot of other work, coz when I was there, it wasnt complete. Functional, but not quite done.
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I need to retar my roof.
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I need to retard my roof.
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Lots of QOTWs in here ....
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i have an ear infection
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.....
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I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.
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I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.
I wish I was choking your uvula.
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I bet you do.
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I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.
I wish I was choking your uvula with my dingo!
Fixed
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has anyone died yet, or what?
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Only in spirit ...
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i have an ear infection
But how's your loony bun doing, Benny Lava?
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has anyone died yet, or what?
Hope springs eternal!
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There's too much money on me to get a decent return.
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i have an ear infection
But how's your loony bun doing, Benny Lava?
I killed a barber man.
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it still hurts, this is no time for obscure shitty jokes you homos
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Says the guy with the prideshop image.
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it still hurts, this is no time for obscure shitty jokes you homos
Awww. Poor Nick. :-*
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it still hurts, this is no time for obscure shitty jokes you homos
Who put the goat in there?
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meeeeh!
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^lolz