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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on June 07, 2009, 02:46:05 PM

Title: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Zoomie on June 07, 2009, 02:46:05 PM
So. Three people on this board seem to have issues.

One of you is a pathological liar.

One of you (among other problems) can dish it out but can't take it, and is blaming the wrong person for their getting butthurt over something that happened 3 (maybe 4) years ago.

One of you is just plain batshit nuts.

C'mon, fess up. You know who you are... tell us.

This is totally without personal attachment. I love you guys, you're ALL my friends, but this is causing entirely too much internet drama and some of us with JOBS don't have the nuts for it.

OK, door is open.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 07, 2009, 02:53:50 PM
One of you is a pathological liar.

Guilty as charged!
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Nitya on June 07, 2009, 03:13:03 PM
So. Three people on this board seem to have issues.

One of you is a pathological liar.

One of you (among other problems) can dish it out but can't take it, and is blaming the wrong person for their getting butthurt over something that happened 3 (maybe 4) years ago.

One of you is just plain batshit nuts.

C'mon, fess up. You know who you are... tell us.

This is totally without personal attachment. I love you guys, you're ALL my friends, but this is causing entirely too much internet drama and some of us with JOBS don't have the nuts for it.

OK, door is open.
This.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: The Geek on June 07, 2009, 03:25:09 PM
Quote
but this is causing entirely too much internet drama and some of us with JOBS don't have the nuts for it.
including me.



Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 07, 2009, 03:29:33 PM
Since the other categories don't really fit me, I'm making my own:

Engineers with new bicycles.  Which they are getting ready to go ride.

Guilty as charged.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 07, 2009, 04:16:49 PM
So am I the only person around here who doesn't have a fucking clue what this thread is about?
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Nitya on June 07, 2009, 04:29:02 PM
I'm sure the person who's "plain batshit nuts" doesn't have the best idea...?
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 07, 2009, 05:34:37 PM
Ok, I'll step forward on this one.

One of you (among other problems) can dish it out but can't take it,
Assuming this is talking about me, I have no fucking clue how I can dish shit out but can't take it, in fact I think I take shit really well.
and is blaming the wrong person for their getting butthurt over something that happened 3 (maybe 4) years ago.

I'm not quite sure if you know who I blame.  And the only way for me to get over getting butthurt about something that I considered to be a big deal is if I like the person (which I don't) and if they do something as crazy and drastic as, say, apologize...which is a laughable thing to expect to happen.  As for you, Zoomie, the truth is that you are unlike the many people I've met here who I didn't like for a while until I got to know them (and vice versa).  That fact is that several people here really can't even stand you.  The fact that you made the statement that I can't take what I dish out is fucking INCREDIBLE considering how many times I've bit my fucking tongue over the years when you've clearly crossed the line of what even the thickest skinned posters here would consider "joking" into the realm of "that's not cool, man"...and I know because every fucking person I have talked to agrees with me.  And then you say you love everyone and I'm your friend.  You're a fucking joke.  In short, I'm not going to tell you anything you should or shouldn't do and argue anymore about shit. I am just going to try and ignore you to the best of my ability.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: taiko on June 07, 2009, 06:13:52 PM
I really like Zoomie.  He's my favorite person to visit.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Zoomie on June 07, 2009, 06:37:20 PM
OK so here's the deal. Apparently not everyone knows what's happening here, and that's a shame. So I make the following bid:

Unless you can all get over whatever the fuck is up your asses by 8pm EST today, I will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth (intermingled with my opinion here and there) and you can all suck it.

Some of you are acting like children and being the RESPONSIBLE second oldest here I think it's time to show our hands. I'm not willing to let this bullshit ruin friendships that go back 10+ years.

I see it as me helping all you grow up a little. You can thank me later.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: underclass on June 07, 2009, 06:41:58 PM




There has been a lot of whiney over-sensitive shit being played out in public in recent days. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all of the plethora of private messaging protocols that are available to clear the air away from public view.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: tricky on June 07, 2009, 06:42:13 PM
As I already said,
I am done with this.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Zoomie on June 07, 2009, 06:54:16 PM
Then be done with it.

I've been asked to desist. Feel free to PM me.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 07, 2009, 07:01:22 PM
Situation is resolved. 
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 07, 2009, 07:06:16 PM
The rooster has landed.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: tricky on June 07, 2009, 07:07:16 PM
LG has jumped the shark.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 07, 2009, 07:08:32 PM
NEVARRR!
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Zoomie on June 07, 2009, 07:12:07 PM
Si you'll just have to come to one of our beach parties where I'll drink gobs of distilled amber fluids from Ireland and tell all the LG'ers dirty little secrets...

And we'll laugh and laugh and laugh...
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 07, 2009, 07:35:10 PM
I'm assuming sailing can be involved? Cuz I haven't been sailing in forever. Stupid, I know.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Zoomie on June 07, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
Sailing is ALWAYS involved. Steeleye texted me from the middle of the Potomac this afternoon to tell me how fast my boat is. Fucker.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: The Geek on June 07, 2009, 10:37:32 PM
Zoomie's gay for sailing afterall!

We should figure out some beach house time.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: mosh on June 07, 2009, 10:52:26 PM
One of you is just plain batshit nuts.

That would be me.
Title: Re: Three of a kind...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 07, 2009, 10:55:06 PM
I am not sure what this thread was about, but it is now officially about my new bicycle:

(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu227/ricem1/NewBike.jpg)

I went to a BBQ this afternoon and played asshole too long, but still squeezed in 14 miles around the local international airport bike trail.

Also, I have a new tattoo:

(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu227/ricem1/newtattoo.jpg)
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: The Geek on June 07, 2009, 11:11:43 PM
Nice bike! I just trash picked one today, since my old one is out of commission since I got hit by that car back in 06
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: underclass on June 07, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
I'm buying a road bike soon. Can't wait to start riding it places
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 07, 2009, 11:37:13 PM
I bought a fairly nice road bike last year - I just haven't worked up the nerve to ride it to work through west Baltimore.  It's still just a "going to ride 50-60 miles a week for exercise" item.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 08, 2009, 12:13:07 AM
I have a pretty nice mountain bike that I haven't ridden in ages. I should fix that.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 08, 2009, 12:17:22 AM
Me too. I have to get it from my grandma's house and then get it tuned. Been meaning to do it for months.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Tru on June 08, 2009, 01:34:31 AM
I have a UniVega now. I used to have a Specialized that I bought for ten bucks, but that one got stolen. It was pretty clean.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: 13chemicals on June 08, 2009, 02:05:17 AM
like the bike!

I'm getting her as my next tattoo:
(http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/heavymetal17.jpg)

and I want the tattoo to look something like this:
(http://www.swanshadow.com/images/Taarna_Rubi.jpg)
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 08, 2009, 02:29:44 AM
Me too. I have to get it from my grandma's house and then get it tuned. Been meaning to do it for months.

All mine really needs is some air in the tyres and probably a little WD40 here and there. My biggest problem is that it's just so fucking HOT these days, it's ridiculous. Early morning or late afternoon are the only times I could ride without needing several gallons of water, and I work most afternoons and am very much not a morning person. Hence why I love my nice air-conditioned gym so much.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Drugmoth on June 08, 2009, 02:51:38 AM
That's fucking metal!
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 08, 2009, 02:55:56 AM
My air-conditioned gym? Not really. They mostly play really shitty gym-type boppy electro-crap. There's even a bullshit dance version of 20th Century Digital Boy. Blech.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Drugmoth on June 08, 2009, 03:14:45 AM
Oh whoops, hahah, no, I was talking about the tat Sasha wants.  I guess I didn't see the next page.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: underclass on June 08, 2009, 03:28:56 AM
my Gym comes with an onsen and a sauna. It's random because they don't charge as much as other places with just showers

the music? all 80's, all the time
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: InterstellarHighway on June 08, 2009, 05:32:38 AM
I...
am a muffin.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Drugmoth on June 08, 2009, 05:58:30 AM
Hahaha.  That was awesome.......so what kind of muffin are you?
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 08, 2009, 12:45:11 PM
Me too. I have to get it from my grandma's house and then get it tuned. Been meaning to do it for months.

All mine really needs is some air in the tyres and probably a little WD40 here and there. My biggest problem is that it's just so fucking HOT these days, it's ridiculous. Early morning or late afternoon are the only times I could ride without needing several gallons of water, and I work most afternoons and am very much not a morning person. Hence why I love my nice air-conditioned gym so much.

I bet there are some really awesome places to go down there, though.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: ttfg on June 08, 2009, 12:56:56 PM
I think all transport on Antigua should be replaced with go-carts.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Drugmoth on June 08, 2009, 01:01:20 PM
Or big wheels.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 08, 2009, 03:06:56 PM
Me too. I have to get it from my grandma's house and then get it tuned. Been meaning to do it for months.

All mine really needs is some air in the tyres and probably a little WD40 here and there. My biggest problem is that it's just so fucking HOT these days, it's ridiculous. Early morning or late afternoon are the only times I could ride without needing several gallons of water, and I work most afternoons and am very much not a morning person. Hence why I love my nice air-conditioned gym so much.

I bet there are some really awesome places to go down there, though.

There are some great trails and stuff, but the only problem is that the island is overrun with cassie bush (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vachellia_farnesiana), which makes for lots of flat tyres if you don't stay on the beaten path.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 08, 2009, 03:17:39 PM
I need new tires, tubes, and pedals. Plus the gear tune up. It's a Specialized Rockhopper.

I'm going to be out that way tonight and I think I'll pick up a bike rack and bring it town to Delaware.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Zoomie on June 08, 2009, 04:53:44 PM
Diamondback Curaca circa 1987. Still a great bike, though a little heavy. Hasn't seen the sun since 2004.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: ttfg on June 08, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
80's DB fetch a good price. If its still original.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Zoomie on June 08, 2009, 05:04:52 PM
Got a set of Blackburn racks front and rear. I bought it when I lived n Monterey, CA with dreams of biking cross country. The Air Force had other plans. But it's touched ground in Japan, Korea, PI and Guam.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: ttfg on June 08, 2009, 05:13:16 PM
It's a cruiser ? 24" wheels for those not int he know. Cruisers are GOOD money. Just the frame alone is nice thing to find.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 08, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
Yeah, a cruiser is the one type of bike that it seems people would prefer to get a classic model.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: ttfg on June 08, 2009, 05:18:42 PM
because its now.....if anybody ever sets eyes on any BMX with CRISP or SUPER LA stickers on it. I got atleast $1500USD for you. Just for the dam frame.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 08, 2009, 06:35:07 PM
Also because you really can't improve a cruiser.  You can make it out of lighter metals, but otherwise the design hasn't changed.  BMX bikes are sort of the same way - they have to be significantly over built considering what you're going to do with them, so there wasn't a whole lot you could do with them.

Mountain bike geometry and suspension have changed pretty significantly.  Even most single speed builds utilize suspension and disc brakes.   

Road bikes have gotten a lot lighter, which is probably the most significant thing since they don't see the crazy loads of mountain bikes or BMX bikes, though there have been other improvements too.  The Cannondale I have in the basement is less than half of the weight of my dad's old road bike on which I learned to ride.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: ttfg on June 08, 2009, 07:14:41 PM
I dunno about that. Well I dont know wha you know about BMX really. I used to race BMX and I still get out and ride flat when my body permits, just an fyi.

sooo...theres this idea.

bikes with removable steel rear piece, later made aluminum rear models. Really nice to ride.
(http://bmxmuseum.com/image/88auburn_lg.jpg)
uni blade fork. was also made in 24". I tried one once. Freaked me out. The company was started by the guy who owned redline.
(http://bmxmuseum.com/image/kastan_lg.jpg)

Suspension aint new to BMX either I give you the 1973 Matthews Monoshock.
(http://bmxmuseum.com/image/matthews_frame_lg.jpg)

Also, Theres carbon composite forks on BMX race bikes and crusiers. And then there was the titanium experiments of the early 90s. hmm, im getting to excited. I stop now. 'cept to add yes, the basic idea of BMX hasent changed. but yeah...i dont know what you know about BMX.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 08, 2009, 07:19:18 PM
And then there was the titanium experiments of the early 90s.

I had a titanium alloy Raleigh, which had front suspension back when that was still kind of a big deal. Light as shit, great fucking bike. Got stolen, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 08, 2009, 07:45:53 PM
I stand corrected.

The BMX bikes the outdoor shop I used to work at sold were nothing special.  I didn't realize that they did neat things with them.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: InterstellarHighway on June 09, 2009, 04:12:36 AM
Hahaha.  That was awesome.......so what kind of muffin are you?
a snow muffin.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: mosh on June 09, 2009, 04:44:18 AM
I got a Kiwi mate who's totally gay for BMX. So much so that he gave up a sweet paying but ultimately pointless job to work in a bike shop. He loves it.

He's also been injured so many times because of BMX that his missus has told him no more.

Anyways, he knows a dude who's job is solely desigining BMX bikes. This dude also is the lead singer of Australia's premier hair metal band, the Deadthings, and better still, he was Candy Manson's other half for a while, til he got totally sick of her shit, bought her a ticket back to the US and dumped her ass at Tullamarine Airport.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: ttfg on June 09, 2009, 12:04:34 PM
I'd like that Kiwi. I think about BMX on a daily basis. It's my biggest vice.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: 13chemicals on June 09, 2009, 06:27:02 PM
BMX guys have cute butts, but so do bike messenger guys.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: ttfg on June 09, 2009, 10:23:40 PM
You can touch my ass one day.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Lothar on June 09, 2009, 11:20:40 PM
Jesus christ, you go away for a few days and come back to a thread that starts promising...

But just winds up being a cock tease.

Sorta like my Junior Prom date.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 12:54:34 AM
BMX guys have cute butts, but so do bike messenger guys.

Agrees.

Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Zoomie on June 10, 2009, 05:54:30 AM
Sorry Loth. I tried to stir up some shit, started some rumors about a couple of people, but it always ends up with Emp's ass wrapped around a bicycle seat...

I can't, like, control the weather, man...
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: mosh on June 10, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
You Pagan powers have waned.

Have another flagon of mead!
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: mosh on June 10, 2009, 07:52:05 AM
I'd like that Kiwi. I think about BMX on a daily basis. It's my biggest vice.

You'd have to come to Melbourne... he works out in Lilydale. He's a great dude.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 10, 2009, 08:03:20 AM
Bikes > Emo
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 10, 2009, 06:54:53 PM
srsly
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 15, 2009, 01:50:30 PM
I got my bike out of storage this weekend. New tires, tubes, and pedals cost 70 bucks and took about a half hour to replace. I took it on a nice ride of a nearby park and had a great time.

The gears still need tuning though, and I really can't bear the thought of paying some bike shop another sixty bucks just to turn a couple of screws. I'm just going to have to figure it out on my own.

Oh yeah, it definitely needs a friendlier saddle, fo sho!

Thanks for reminding me that I had to get my bike Emp.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Thrash on June 15, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
I went bike riding with my friend Robin and her kids the other week ...

I need to hang at Hannah Park and do it again ...
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 15, 2009, 04:49:13 PM
Oh yeah, it definitely needs a friendlier saddle, fo sho!

Ain't that just the bitch, though? I really feel like bike seats were designed for women.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 15, 2009, 04:52:17 PM
Speaking of which, I hooked back up Amy's and my bikes the other day. Tyres needed pumping up, little WD40, etc. We went for a nice little ride and yesterday I noticed that one of Amy's spokes snapped. Damnit. Must've been cuz she hadn't ridden the thing in a while. Oh well, just something else to fix!
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 15, 2009, 09:10:25 PM
Crazy, I don't think I've ever heard of a spoke breaking.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: FAH-Q on June 15, 2009, 09:18:08 PM
They seem to get brittle when they're not used often enough. It's weird.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: ttfg on June 15, 2009, 09:20:06 PM
also....It happens when one is too tight: flex till break.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 15, 2009, 10:38:25 PM
Adjusting those stupid set screws to get the shifting right is probably the most annoying part of bike maintenance.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 03:15:37 AM
I'd rather pay the $$$, or, if it's a $70 Wal-Mart bike, just replace it ...
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 09:33:18 AM
Yeah, but you only have to do it a couple of times per year, right? I don't have a bike stand but I can suspend it from the rafters with a couple of ropes, and that should make things easier.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Zoomie on June 16, 2009, 10:38:20 AM
Get a coaster brake cruiser with fat tires. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: The Geek on June 16, 2009, 10:41:55 AM
krsna's bike?

(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00006JIED.01-A23NLORBGXOLEO._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V38759688_.jpg)
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 10:42:07 AM
I don't live by the boardwalk.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 10:42:58 AM
krsna's bike?

(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00006JIED.01-A23NLORBGXOLEO._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V38759688_.jpg)

Man, I WISH my bike had cool tassels.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: The Geek on June 16, 2009, 10:46:25 AM
i can make you some! Ive got spare pink ribbon!!
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 12:02:59 PM
Where is tricky to write an entire novel about Geek having pink ribbon when you need her???  No?......meh.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 12:14:25 PM
I'll fill in for her, but be more brief.

Fuck you Mello! You are a stinky asshole and everybody hates you!
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 12:25:54 PM
....eh....it's just not the same.  Tricky is way more entertaining cuz you can sense her rage just seething through the keyboard.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 12:27:11 PM
Maybe Lucas tore it up and she's lost her edge.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 12:31:52 PM
All I'm getting are cryptic tweets.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 12:33:14 PM
Well if any of them say she got laid then that's what happened.
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: The Geek on June 16, 2009, 12:37:30 PM
Funny, krsna's insults are better crafted, and yet so brief! A+ Would recommend!
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 12:38:33 PM
He's almost as bad as babyhellfire:

RT @LukeSidewalker 159 First St. Hoboken N.J. 07030 Total: $11.27 On a roll! ~my fritters, follow the adventures of a coin collector in NYC!

RT @kiertwice WHAT IS THIS A COMIC http://bit.ly/ANeUA (http://bit.ly/ANeUA) RIDICULOUS ~decision: go to work today, or stay on vacay? hurry, work starts in 30m!
Title: Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)
Post by: Tru on June 16, 2009, 12:46:35 PM
Oh yeah, it definitely needs a friendlier saddle, fo sho!

Ain't that just the bitch, though? I really feel like bike seats were designed for women.

Hey you know they make really wide seats now. Like big ol tractor seats. hehehehe