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Title: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 01:07:53 PM
Not that krapsna's masturbating or anything ...









EDIT: I remembered the actual title; sorry for the misunderstanding ...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 03, 2009, 01:42:21 PM
We know Bagman's girl doesn't.

At least not with him.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass?
Post by: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 02:11:10 PM
I think she does, just not in the way he phrased it, you know, with his lovestick.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 03, 2009, 02:59:07 PM
Maybe next time he should try using his rapture twig.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass?
Post by: psychopathetic on March 03, 2009, 03:12:36 PM
Maybe next time he should try using his rapture twig.

i think that only works if you cast a level three charm spell first.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 03:16:13 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass?
Post by: FAH-Q on March 03, 2009, 03:24:08 PM
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 05:07:02 PM
I'll take pics of that as well as your "sanitary aids" ...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: psychopathetic on March 03, 2009, 05:07:16 PM
I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

you forgot all the menstruating.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 05:09:37 PM
Yeah, I ate that bloody cunt like a champ! It looked like I just smeared strawberry jam all over my face (complete with chunks!).
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: The Geek on March 03, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 05:59:13 PM
Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

PLEASE STOP.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 06:14:50 PM
Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

How did you know??? It's almost like you were there or something... oh wait you were!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 06:15:24 PM
ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

Probably could do you some good!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

Probably could do you some good!

True, but I prefer amphetamine induced anorexia over nasty cunt talk induced bulimia.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: krsna on March 03, 2009, 06:22:20 PM
Who is this krapsna?
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 06:26:28 PM
Oddly enough, the one you are trying to gross out is not here, meanwhile, SlamPig is retching ...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 06:34:33 PM
Oddly enough, the one you are trying to gross out is not here, meanwhile, SlamPig is retching ...

Haha.  No shit.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Zoomie on March 03, 2009, 09:42:20 PM
I have SOOOOOOO missed you guys...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: bagman on March 04, 2009, 01:35:31 AM
Quote
I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

Hahaha.  Any girl who can make me laugh like that, deserves a crack at my cock.

Here's your second chance.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Admin on March 04, 2009, 02:58:57 AM
Or just with the strapon.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: mosh on March 04, 2009, 03:21:03 AM
I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

You must have found her G spot...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 07:54:57 AM
Ahhaha. I think Mosh's got it.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: SHUTUPSHUTUP on March 04, 2009, 10:08:50 AM
Ahhaha. I think Mosh's got it.

Ahhaha SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 04, 2009, 10:33:50 AM
Oh man. SHUTUPSHUTUP, I like you. If you ever want to get a ride on my "lovestick", let me know.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 12:37:45 PM
Shutupshutup you hurt my feelings! Luckily, being treated like trash turns me on. If you ever want to "lovestick" me full-force, let me know.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 04, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Back off! I saw SHUTUPSHUTUP first. Unless... lovestick threeway?! OMG!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 01:08:34 PM
Party train!! If we get a few more involved we could form a lovestick loop like the sodomites in Circle 7 or these "fruitless" Drosophila:

(http://www.hms.harvard.edu/bss/neuro/kravitz/research2.jpg)

Hells yeah. Let's think of the angles. I think we'd need at least 5 to go all the way around. It seems to be working for the fruitflies. So beside tricky, shutup, and me we need just two more. Bids are open but I'm reserving equal veto power to all (of the 3 of us) on a pro rata lovestick basis.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 04, 2009, 01:13:05 PM
I like where you are going with this. Note that the fly off by itself represents bagman in this scenario.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on March 04, 2009, 04:52:11 PM
hahahahahaha

Sorry, Kyle; that was funny ...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 05:29:24 PM
Agreed. That was pretty good.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on March 04, 2009, 05:51:46 PM
\/\/3|2|). '/()
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: The Geek on March 04, 2009, 06:37:43 PM
dear shut up shut up -

if youre going to steal my alter, please use it properly. shutupshutup only says "Shut up!" or "!!!!"

Thanks
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 07:00:16 PM
What would you expect of someone so... suave.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: krsna on March 05, 2009, 09:33:06 AM
I can't believe what a douchebag Kyle has turned out to be.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: taiko on March 05, 2009, 09:44:34 AM
So beside tricky, shutup, and me we need just two more. Bids are open but I'm reserving equal veto power to all (of the 3 of us) on a pro rata lovestick basis.
On the one hand, someone gets to have sex with tricky.  On the other hand, that same someone has to have a dick in his ass.

Tough choice.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Zoomie on March 05, 2009, 09:47:44 AM
Not at all!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 05, 2009, 07:21:06 PM
Zoomie, are you in??  :)
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Zoomie on March 05, 2009, 07:50:41 PM
Let's discuss it over a drink. You're buying.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on March 06, 2009, 02:31:24 PM
Oooo, she gets to be the man ...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Doormouse on March 06, 2009, 03:17:51 PM
She's already giving ShutupShutup a ride on her lovestick...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on March 06, 2009, 08:28:14 PM
Oooo, she gets to be the man ...

Finally...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 04:02:31 AM
Dude, I'm about to sticky this fucking topic ....

Meanwhile, to quote Katie:
Quote from: Katie
We can't let anal sex talk die on LG

To bump this thread, I offer this FML:
Quote
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

Again, Dmoth's been busy ...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: ttfg on April 22, 2009, 04:28:42 AM
homeless-joe likes this comment.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on April 22, 2009, 11:04:27 AM
Quote
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

FML?? That girl sounds llike no fun at all.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 22, 2009, 11:30:19 AM
I can't imagine why you have problems getting dates.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on April 22, 2009, 12:04:11 PM
No comment.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 22, 2009, 12:07:42 PM
So you'd really like to fuck a man in the ass, cause I'd bet d a n z i g is down with that.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 01:25:44 PM
Quote
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

FML?? That girl sounds llike no fun at all.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 01:33:02 PM
No, she's saying she'd DO IT, man ....
You in?
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 02:55:34 PM
No shit sherlock.  That's what the quote-to-agree post was for.  I'd totally let T r i c k y pound my ass. 

*Edit: bwa ha ha, Billy Corgan.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: psychopathetic on April 22, 2009, 02:58:11 PM
I would probably let either of them at it.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 03:14:18 PM
Either of them, or with you?
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: psychopathetic on April 22, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
aw, hell, let's go all out. me, billy corgan, brook, and dylan. it can be a crazy foursome.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 03:29:33 PM
MPEGS OR GTFO!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on April 22, 2009, 03:33:56 PM
aw, hell, let's go all out. me, billy corgan, brook, and dylan. it can be a crazy foursome.

I'm in!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: psychopathetic on April 22, 2009, 03:36:28 PM
aw, hell, let's go all out. me, billy corgan, brook, and dylan. it can be a crazy foursome.

I'm in!

sweet. i'm gonna go out on a limb and say dyl's in, too. now to just make contact with the fourth member...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 04:49:47 PM
Depending upon where this going, with a SLIGHT modification, I'll substitute ....
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 22, 2009, 05:30:46 PM
Quite interesting...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 22, 2009, 05:43:19 PM
(http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/normal_anal.jpg)
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 22, 2009, 05:52:37 PM
Ain't it the truth..
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 06:08:42 PM
Yes ....
Yes, it is!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 22, 2009, 06:17:07 PM
Fuck..
Fuck yes!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 06:18:32 PM
... behind a dumpster, even!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 22, 2009, 06:26:24 PM
Are you asking me out again?
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 06:27:08 PM
I never retracted from the last 10x we were supposed to make your anus dam-near bloody and wrecked ...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 22, 2009, 06:29:19 PM
OMG you know how to make me horny... *checks her schedule*
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 06:31:33 PM
Pencil me in, you fucking teasy cunt!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 22, 2009, 06:36:40 PM
O Baby, I'll pencil you in anywhere
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 06:38:45 PM
Get to it ...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 22, 2009, 06:43:57 PM
Yes sir...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 06:46:11 PM
I don't hear scribblin' and I don't see anything on my calendar!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 22, 2009, 06:55:49 PM
*Checking work schedules and orbitz*
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 07:23:55 PM
You assume correctly, madam.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Libertine on April 22, 2009, 07:48:25 PM
It's only fair.  If you go balls deep in a girl's ass, she's allowed to at least go in yours with a finger or two.  If she has something bigger laying around all bets are off.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 22, 2009, 09:42:41 PM
i like pitching more than catching, but catching is okay.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: tricky on April 23, 2009, 12:32:03 AM
That pic should say "All boys like it in the ass, some just don't know it yet."

As Peaches says, an ass is an ass.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: DEVIANT on April 23, 2009, 12:33:25 AM
I like a little anal sometimes


I use both of these, actually....






at the same time



(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/ganja728/10007-2.jpg)
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 23, 2009, 02:36:46 AM
i like pitching more than catching, but catching is okay.

Give it to me, baby.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 08:34:47 AM
That pic should say "All boys like it in the ass, some just don't know it yet."


I believe that to be true. A lil p-spot massage and they're hooked.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 10:14:30 AM
totally true. and the massage is pretty enthralling when they're about to blow a load.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Libertine on April 23, 2009, 03:27:11 PM
totally true. and the massage is pretty enthralling when they're about to blow a load.

Road Trip - That Was Awesome!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQpNMjZb3Y#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 04:23:43 PM
it's really neat, actually, the way it tenses up and stuff. i highly recommend it.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:26:45 PM
Yeah, the last guy I performed this on had the whole body orgasm experience. Went on for quite awhile too.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 06:42:54 PM
pretty fucking badass. way to get really really involved.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: fitzy21 on April 23, 2009, 07:14:44 PM
for the right lady, sure

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/fitzy21/Smiley_High_Five.gif)
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 07:17:12 PM
i really missed your high five smileys, fitz.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: fitzy21 on April 23, 2009, 07:24:47 PM
i had to bookmark it again on this computer.  i just never got around to it earlier before it was mentioned.  but now, (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/fitzy21/Smiley_High_Five.gif)
is back full time

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/fitzy21/Smiley_High_Five.gif)
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
you need a p-tickle?
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: fitzy21 on April 23, 2009, 07:45:51 PM
that sounds fun
i don't know what it is though, but sure (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/fitzy21/Smiley_High_Five.gif)
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 07:48:33 PM
excellent.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: fitzy21 on April 23, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
i'm excited...

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/fitzy21/Smiley_High_Five.gif)
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 23, 2009, 07:52:24 PM
i have mad skills. seriously.  ;D you're in safe hands.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 04:42:15 PM
I think I could go for a full-body orgasm ...
It sure looks like fun when Cytheria has one ...

So, what'd you find on Orbiz?
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Drugmoth on April 24, 2009, 05:53:49 PM
I think I could go for a full-body orgasm ...
It sure looks like fun when Cytheria has one ...

So, what'd you find on Orbiz?

<3 Cytheria
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:01:24 PM
We agree ...
I'd KILL to have the orgasms she does, man ...

KILL!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 06:56:40 PM
i saw on a program that pigs' orgasms last half an hour.
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:58:28 PM
Old knowledge ...
Working with just being human ...

We agree ...
I'd KILL to have the orgasms she does, man ...

KILL!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: kc on April 24, 2009, 07:12:15 PM
weell, you can probably go jerk off some pigs...
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 12:39:55 AM
Old knowledge ...
Working with just being human ...

We agree ...
I'd KILL to have the orgasms she does, man ...

KILL!
Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
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Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
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Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
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Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
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Title: Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
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