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Title: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 02:00:38 PM: Any takers?

I'll start. Bagman, I'm not one of those chicks that refuses to have period sex. Once after having period sex with my bf of the time (who was also into it), he said it was quite a bloody mess, but I couldn't see it and therefore I didn't believe him. He suggested taking a picture to prove it. I went along with it to humor him. I saw the picture and it looked like someone had painted my asscrack with a bloody paintbrush. Unfortunately for you, I have since deleted the picture.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 02:12:03 PM: Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 02:40:30 PM: Quote from: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 02:12:03 PM
Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is. Fucking disgusting dude. I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 03, 2009, 02:53:44 PM: How about when you take a perfectly good non-menstrating vagina and when you're done shaking it all around it turns into a horror show?

It's like doing some kind of rain dance.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Doormouse on March 03, 2009, 02:56:48 PM: Quote from: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 02:12:03 PM
Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Tell that to my nice woolen blankets.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 03:15:42 PM: that's why we put towels down first, people!

Don't you guys have any butt secks stories that involve shit for bagman?
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: FAH-Q on March 03, 2009, 03:31:30 PM: Nope, but I agree that once the towel's down period sex is go.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 03:36:37 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on March 03, 2009, 03:31:30 PM
Nope, but I agree that once the towel's down period sex is go.

I had to put a towel down with my last GF half the time anyways, she was a squirter.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 05:09:27 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 03, 2009, 02:00:38 PM
I saw the picture and it looked like someone had painted my asscrack with a bloody paintbrush.

I am so jacking off right now ...

Quote
Unfortunately for you, I have since deleted the picture.

Ok, I've stopped ...
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out storie
Post by: The Geek on March 03, 2009, 05:27:53 PM: My boyfriend is nick named Detroit.*

That oughta gross bagman out enough

*edit: Nick named by Krsna and Zoomie
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out storie
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 05:41:37 PM: Quote from: The Geek on March 03, 2009, 05:27:53 PM
My boyfriend is nick named Detroit.

That oughta gross bagman out enough

No offense, that's a horrible nickname. Unless he is black.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out storie
Post by: The Geek on March 03, 2009, 05:55:43 PM: You don't get it.
It's fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out storie
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 05:57:32 PM: Quote from: The Geek on March 03, 2009, 05:55:43 PM
You don't get it.
It's fucking hilarious.

Elaborate, please.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: krsna on March 03, 2009, 06:23:39 PM: Doesn't Detroit have a hockey team?

What are those guys called???
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 06:25:18 PM: Fags ...
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out storie
Post by: psychopathetic on March 03, 2009, 06:33:19 PM: Quote from: krsna on March 03, 2009, 06:23:39 PM
Doesn't Detroit have a hockey team?

What are those guys called???

mehehehehe
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Wozzeck on March 03, 2009, 06:48:39 PM: The best part of crime-scene sex is when you get to say things like,

"No, but it looks like I murdered someone with my cock.",

and she fires back at you with something like,

"You certainly killed my bad pussy."

Also it's double points for both of you if someone leaves a bloody hand or foot print somewhere you normally wouldn't be able to reach on the walls or ceiling.

Or you discover a homunculus leaving a trail of blood across the floor in the afterglow.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: 13chemicals on March 03, 2009, 11:46:20 PM: I have a good period story...

A long time ago I was staying at a hotel with one of my ex boyfriends I don't remember which one, anyway, so he ate me out and we laid in the dark for awhile and he said, "I think I want a soda." He went to the coke machine, and when he came back he said that people were staring at him and he didn't know why. I turned on the lights and he had blood all on the lower part if his face. He looked like a clown! I then said, "I think I started my period."

Zing!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 11:50:05 PM: HA! Good one. Thanks for contributing to bagmans eventual asexuality.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 11:58:48 PM: How could I forget this one???

One time, this same ex-boyfriend told me he had a fantasy to pull a tampon out of girl with his teeth and then fuck her. So I let him do it. And there was some blood on the tampon.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: psychopathetic on March 04, 2009, 12:04:18 AM: oh man i just thought of one too

i was really drunk and decided to bone this dude in his basement recording studio. i told him i was wearing a tampon so he pulled it out, tossed it behind a drum kit and proceeded to do me. i didn't bother looking for the old tampon, just stuck another one in when we were finished.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 04, 2009, 12:06:47 AM: Nice one!

Bagman will have some good reading material later. :)
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Wozzeck on March 04, 2009, 12:19:00 AM: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3317/3327826030_861c90d52d_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: bagman on March 04, 2009, 01:29:00 AM: My dick is now inverted.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 02:37:45 AM: ..........this thread makes baby Danzig cry.......
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Libertine on March 04, 2009, 02:53:29 AM: THROW DOWN THE TOWEL
NO BLOOD
NO FOUL?
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out storie
Post by: Admin on March 04, 2009, 02:56:25 AM: Pussy!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: mosh on March 04, 2009, 03:35:50 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 02:12:03 PM
Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is. Fucking disgusting dude. I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.

I thought your mom had already been thru menopause...
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 03:42:52 AM: Quote from: Mosh on March 04, 2009, 03:35:50 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 02:12:03 PM
Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is. Fucking disgusting dude. I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.

I thought your mom had already been thru menopause...

Oh I assume she has, but your sister hasn't.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: mosh on March 04, 2009, 03:54:39 AM: Well then, I hope you enjoy fucking an imaginary person, coz I aint got a sister...

Maybe it was baggys girl...
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 04, 2009, 07:31:36 AM: Quote from: bagman on March 04, 2009, 01:29:00 AM
My dick is now inverted.

A job well done.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 08:02:42 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 02:12:03 PM
Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is. Fucking disgusting dude. I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.

Nothin' wrong with a little emetophilia.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out storie
Post by: psychopathetic on March 04, 2009, 09:22:27 AM: Quote from: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 08:02:42 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 02:12:03 PM
Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is. Fucking disgusting dude. I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.

Nothin' wrong with a little emetophilia.

sir, there is everything wrong with the tiniest bit of emetophilia.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 09:29:06 AM: Prude! ...Actually I agree with both Danzig and you. I'm against the emission of anything but normal sexual fluids.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 09:33:56 AM: Quote from: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 09:29:06 AM
Prude! ...Actually I agree with both Danzig and you. I'm against the emission of anything but normal sexual fluids.

I see......a tiny Danzig.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: SHUTUPSHUTUP on March 04, 2009, 09:54:41 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 09:33:56 AM
Quote from: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 09:29:06 AM
Prude! ...Actually I agree with both Danzig and you. I'm against the emission of anything but normal sexual fluids.

I see......a tiny Danzig.

look over hereSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 02:37:38 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 09:33:56 AM
Quote from: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 09:29:06 AM
Prude! ...Actually I agree with both Danzig and you. I'm against the emission of anything but normal sexual fluids.

I see......a tiny Danzig.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YCAacniiVA
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Libertine on March 04, 2009, 04:44:08 PM: So I took this girl out for dinner at Taco Bell. We got back to my place and we were getting down to it but she's like "No, I'm on my period, just put it in my ass." So I'm like okay and I started with the deep dickin'. Just as I bust a nut all over her insides, the nachos bell grande erupts out the back and my dick looks like a vanilla/chocolate swirl cone from dairy queen. So she turns around and rips out her bloody tampon and smears blood all over my cock and then just deepthroats the whole thing for a full minute licking it completely clean of blood, semen, and feces. I can't imagine what would compel anyone to do this, she turns at me and says "what can I say I like some strawberry topping with my desert, and also tiramisu" and then she takes the bloody tampon and throws it in her mouth and just crunches it up like a cheeto and swallows it.

And that's how I knew your grandmother was a keeper Jimmy! What a lady!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on March 04, 2009, 04:47:57 PM: I didn't realize this was the fiction section ....
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 04, 2009, 05:29:38 PM: HAHAHA that was fucking funny.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: 13chemicals on March 05, 2009, 12:56:56 AM: My undercover lover for the last 9 years will go down on me even when I have a tampon in, I am still kind of not sure if I'm down with it, even after all of this time.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 05, 2009, 07:24:14 AM: Well, we know it isn't bagman.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: 13chemicals on March 05, 2009, 10:35:16 PM: Nah, it's this dude:
(http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction-viewImage&friendID=14930806&albumID=33109&imageID=15500434#a=33109&i=15500437)

The guy djing.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Doormouse on March 05, 2009, 10:38:04 PM: Is my computer just freaking out or is that a vicious self-burn?
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on March 05, 2009, 10:43:59 PM: Picture didn't work.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Doormouse on March 05, 2009, 10:48:17 PM: Here's a picture of my hot girlfriend:

(she's the one with the cans)
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Libertine on March 06, 2009, 12:14:34 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 09:33:56 AM
I see......a tiny Danzig.

HOLD ME CLOSE NOW TINY DANZIGGGGG
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on March 06, 2009, 02:54:44 PM: Tiny danzig = Dave leaving the country
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Lucky on March 15, 2009, 07:57:00 AM: Quote from: Thrash on March 06, 2009, 02:54:44 PM
Tiny danzig = Dave leaving the country

You're that embarrassed about fucking his mom and making another one? You should at least send some money back over, so it can by drugs.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on March 15, 2009, 09:37:14 PM: Tru'dat!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out storie
Post by: underclass on March 18, 2009, 10:06:50 AM: period sex I can handle, but I'm not going down there. That's like me shoving it up your chocolate road and telling you to swallow the change
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Libertine on March 18, 2009, 04:46:58 PM: The last time my girl and I had period sex it ended horribly

(http://www.horrorstew.com/images/Carrie.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on March 19, 2009, 10:14:30 AM: Needs more red-eye ...
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Drugmoth on March 20, 2009, 12:31:41 PM: Quote from: Lucky on March 15, 2009, 07:57:00 AM
Quote from: Thrash on March 06, 2009, 02:54:44 PM
Tiny danzig = Dave leaving the country

You're that embarrassed about fucking his mom and making another one? You should at least send some money back over, so it can by drugs.

The Moth needs drug money. Here is my plea. (http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/hom1_pudgy.mp3)
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on March 21, 2009, 01:41:29 PM: Here's mine; "GET A JOB!" ...
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Drugmoth on March 22, 2009, 02:33:35 AM: Quote from: Thrash on March 21, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
Here's mine; "GET A JOB!" ...

Job? That dude from the bible?
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 02:35:45 AM: Yeah get a Job to torment. Who needs drugs when you wield the power to divest a man of his kine?
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Libertine on March 22, 2009, 04:38:09 PM: Quote from: Thrash on March 21, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
Here's mine; "GET A JOB!" ...

EVERY BUM'S LOT IN HIS LIFE IS HIS OWN MR. LEBOWSKI. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY FATHER TOLD ME. GET A JOB SIR!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on March 23, 2009, 01:36:52 AM: W3rd ...
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: bagman on December 30, 2011, 01:43:12 AM: I miss when the board was really active.

Over the past two years I've gotten over some things and not over others. I am totally OK with period sex now. I even have some black sheets that I threw down to save my white sheets during the deed. She would never let me get my red wings, but I fucking tried! Oh how love changes you. My dick was happily smeared in blood and egg, every single month.

Anal is another story. I reamed her rectum only once, on Valentine's Day 2010 just to try it out. It's not for me. It did feel pretty good, but I can't handle the shit. I licked her asshole in the shower a few times after I myself scrubbed her brown-eye, white.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on December 30, 2011, 04:00:01 PM: Try it again; there shouldn't be any shit involved ...
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on January 07, 2012, 05:08:24 PM: Quote from: bagman on December 30, 2011, 01:43:12 AM
egg

ew.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on January 07, 2012, 08:36:13 PM: Wow; YOU started this thread!
Hahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: bagman on January 07, 2012, 11:36:19 PM: Alanis Morissette - Ironic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9yUVgrmPY#)
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on January 09, 2012, 10:28:53 PM: it's ok though b/c it didn't make me asexual
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: bagman on January 10, 2012, 02:14:12 AM: Thank God for that!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: Thrash on January 10, 2012, 01:50:38 PM: Why; it's of no use to US!
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: bagman on January 10, 2012, 11:02:38 PM: (http://glennsimmons.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/003_012_hope.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: tricky on January 10, 2012, 11:07:26 PM: errrr no, there's no hope.
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: bagman on January 11, 2012, 01:34:59 AM: (http://solutionproblem.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/captain-obvious.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories
Post by: taiko on January 11, 2012, 10:49:54 AM: Quote from: tricky on January 09, 2012, 10:28:53 PM
it's ok though b/c it didn't make me asexual

Only you have the power, tricky!