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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: ttfg on August 10, 2009, 01:32:54 AM

Title: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 10, 2009, 01:32:54 AM

tiny balls, long dick. Number one for the win.

Fuck! Could you ever move such a thing ? I would hate to do it.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: underclass on August 10, 2009, 01:59:31 AM
you been licking them desert frogs again, man?
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: Thrash on August 10, 2009, 02:56:13 AM
Yeah, WTF?
Where could our mods possibly move or merge this thread to?
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: mosh on August 10, 2009, 03:56:07 AM
Current Sex thoughts...
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: underclass on August 10, 2009, 04:11:58 AM
anyway, negro aint allowed to call Fyre incoherent no more...
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 10, 2009, 05:06:42 AM
I have a cunning plan.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: fyrenza on August 11, 2009, 04:42:44 PM
i chose:

Weird Personal Story (but of COURSE!)

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Okay, i get it now

and

Happy Face!

But, seriously ~ i AM getting better, aren't i  ???
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: Zoomie on August 11, 2009, 05:06:04 PM
Drop the smileys and shit will chill the fuck out fast.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: Talon on August 12, 2009, 12:50:46 AM
since I am completely confused, I'll go ahead and cast a vote...
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 03:37:51 AM
Hey fyrenza ?
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: fyrenza on August 12, 2009, 10:21:22 AM
Yes?
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 10:31:46 AM
Knock Knock
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: fyrenza on August 12, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
Okay!  i'm game...

Who's there?
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 07:37:15 PM
The chicken.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: fyrenza on August 12, 2009, 07:47:23 PM
Quote from: banal on August 12, 2009, 07:37:15 PM
The chicken.

The chicken who...
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 08:03:28 PM
To get to the other side.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: fyrenza on August 12, 2009, 09:52:41 PM
That wasn't too funny...

Maybe this:

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

A little girl.

A little girl who?

A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
I typed ti wrong.

Lets start over

Knock Knock
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: fyrenza on August 12, 2009, 10:21:46 PM
Quote from: banal on August 12, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
I typed ti wrong.

Lets start over

Knock Knock

i did  "get" it, and the mix of the two jokes was a sweet twist!

Did you like either of the one's i found?  i did think they were sort of cute.


Oh, mang ~ you found the Wendy one, didn't you? ...
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 10:25:49 PM
I didnt see any jokes posted by you ?
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Post by: fyrenza on August 12, 2009, 10:40:17 PM
Nupe.  i haven't, like, "authored" any...

i had to do a Google search, and saw one that ha...

man, i'm starting to sound like an egoist, or something, and i don't like it.

So die oh.

<~ STFU'ing
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 10:58:23 PM
Hey fyrenza !
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: fyrenza on August 13, 2009, 05:51:43 PM
You rang?
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: Nitya on August 13, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
Charlie the unicorn 3 (HQ) "ring ring"~ "Hello?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG0idJrS28#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: Thrash on August 15, 2009, 04:56:13 PM
Quote from: banal on August 12, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
I typed ti wrong.

Lets start over

Knock Knock

Fucking ball-dropping fucks!

No, allow me!;
Who's there?
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 16, 2009, 05:14:01 PM
The Chicken.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: Thrash on August 16, 2009, 05:48:32 PM
The Chicken who?
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 16, 2009, 06:00:28 PM
To get to the other side !
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: Thrash on August 16, 2009, 06:07:12 PM
(http://marginalizedactiondinosaur.net/wordp/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/epiphany.jpg)
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: Zoomie on August 16, 2009, 07:22:23 PM
Crazy? Like a Tasmanian hooker...
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: mosh on August 17, 2009, 05:08:02 AM
Man, I saw one of them when I was in Hobart... 2 heads and 3 arms... something weird in the water down there.

Or I was drunk. I forget.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 17, 2009, 05:38:40 AM
Drinking the local brew is not advised.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: underclass on August 17, 2009, 06:06:19 AM
Quote from: banal on August 17, 2009, 05:38:40 AM
Going to Tasmania is not advised
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: ttfg on August 20, 2009, 01:30:40 PM
I like the place. ~shrug.
Title: Re: *Knock *Knock
Post by: fyrenza on August 20, 2009, 01:57:20 PM
We used to drive through Transalvania ~ only the maps called it Pennsylvania...  

Like we wouldn't notice the diff!

Pfft!