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Title: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 13, 2009, 07:01:22 PM
I'm breaking my own first rule, simply because I'd never remember this drunk ...

This thread is kind of like a "current thoughts", just for when you're wasted ...

However, first rule:
You MUST be at least somewhat shitfaced/higher than a kite to post in this thread ...

Rule #2:
That's it ...


I think some of our best posts have been the "WTF WAS THAT?" from a drunken night of posting ...

This should be interesting ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on March 13, 2009, 09:45:54 PM
Quote
I'm drunk and replying

by thin I mean I coyuld barely typl\e m y nae in a lnieup fuk you all new zealand is aweomrse
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 13, 2009, 10:50:51 PM
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=86.0

Who wants to be happy-hate with me?  :D

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 13, 2009, 11:24:17 PM
Candi and Traci are AWESOME!!!! <3
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 14, 2009, 12:45:52 AM
Oh my gawd, it's friday night and I'm so fucking sober right now!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on March 14, 2009, 12:59:20 AM
Fish is good food.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 14, 2009, 02:07:58 AM
Oh my gawd, it's friday night and I'm so fucking sober right now!!!

Fuck, and we don't edit ...
I'm getting there thoiugh ... (drunk)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 14, 2009, 02:45:15 AM
You know that point when you're drinking and suddenly you're like:
There! That's it. This is the perfect point. I feel like a god. Now I just have to stay at exactly this point. How to titrate... How to titrate...
That's exactly where I am right now.
Too bad we're out of scotch. Let's hope the shift to bourbon is kind to me.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 14, 2009, 03:10:26 AM
W3rd ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Wozzeck on March 14, 2009, 03:29:23 AM
 If the Devil were to cut me the right deal, it's possible I'd put every last one of you in an oven.
Title: stpid fuk
Post by: mosh on March 14, 2009, 07:48:35 AM
fuk stopid fukkshole.
ejip

u8302f cunyt.
\
 ie
Title: Re: stpid fuk
Post by: Zoomie on March 14, 2009, 08:48:46 AM
The drunken thread is thataway...
Title: Re: stpid fuk
Post by: Tru on March 14, 2009, 09:32:56 AM
Huh what you say?
Title: Re: stpid fuk
Post by: tricky on March 14, 2009, 09:53:48 AM
Give this man a literary award!
Title: Re: stpid fuk
Post by: taiko on March 14, 2009, 10:33:28 AM
fuk stopid fukkshole.
ejip

...is he talking about me?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on March 14, 2009, 10:37:00 AM
There! That's it. This is the perfect point. I feel like a god. Now I just have to stay at exactly this point. How to titrate... How to titrate...

Strangely enough, that's exactly how i think about it.
Title: Re: stpid fuk
Post by: underclass on March 14, 2009, 11:18:47 AM
der ian

yu rock

thankse!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on March 14, 2009, 07:49:34 PM
Oh man...

Killed a litre bottle of Smirnoff last night... I wont be doing that again anytime soon.

fuk stopid fukkshole.
ejip

u8302f cunyt.
\
 ie

I was having a go at something, but you know what, I cant remember what it was. I'm pretty sure it wasnt Lucas.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 14, 2009, 08:01:05 PM
Your pent up rage against me ..

Again, I didn't think you used spirits ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on March 14, 2009, 08:21:33 PM
Again, I dont use stuff... I enjoy stuff.

I didnt. I think it stems from a drink I with my Croatian friend.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 14, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
I read from the other thread ....
Sorry to use the word "use" ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 15, 2009, 03:47:09 AM
I'm renting a house, and the people here need the rooms ...
WOO!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on March 16, 2009, 10:25:46 PM
A chink, a gaucho, and a hick walk into a bar...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 16, 2009, 10:47:25 PM
I am drunk right now, and will be drunk again tomorrow, this is the life of a 28 year old loser. wooooo
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 16, 2009, 11:48:21 PM
Like I said, feel free to call at any time ...
It'd be pretty sick if you sounded, like, 10 when you were drunk ...

It's a chance I'm willing to take ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 17, 2009, 07:28:09 AM
It'd be pretty sick if you sounded, like, 10 when you were drunk ...

Jerk!

I should take voice lessons to not sound like a 14 year old.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 17, 2009, 09:16:30 AM
I think I talked to tricky once on the phone when she still lived in VA. It was like 7 or 8 years ago.

I was probably drunk.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on March 17, 2009, 09:21:01 AM
I think I talked to tricky once on the phone when she still lived in VA. It was like 7 or 8 years ago.

Did she sound like a 4 year old?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 17, 2009, 09:22:31 AM
I don't remember, honestly I'm not sure if it was her but I think it was.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 17, 2009, 09:32:04 AM
I think I talked to tricky once on the phone when she still lived in VA. It was like 7 or 8 years ago.

I was probably drunk.

I do not remember this, but my memory sucks... was it when C and Katie were visiting me?

Did she sound like a 4 year old?

Fuck you

Also, C and I are going out tonight for St Pattys Day, Thrash I almost gaurantee a drunken text message from me. I warned you... haha
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 17, 2009, 09:48:33 AM
I'll anxiously await it ...

You know, while I'm out getting fucked up as well ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 17, 2009, 09:58:45 AM
I think I talked to tricky once on the phone when she still lived in VA. It was like 7 or 8 years ago.

I was probably drunk.

I do not remember this, but my memory sucks... was it when C and Katie were visiting me?

I don't think so, I think it was pretty random. Like I said, I'm not even sure it was you but I'm pretty sure the person was from VA, so it probably was you.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on March 17, 2009, 10:29:51 AM
ya!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 17, 2009, 10:30:46 AM
By the way, tricky gives excellent phone head!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 18, 2009, 01:56:38 AM
The "great text message" I got from her was her asking for a favor ...
... and saying it was from C

Meh, she's just afraid I'll know her drunken vocal secret ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 02:34:13 AM
I said I fucked a midget and asked for bagmans # so I could phone harrass him.

I never raelly fucked a midget though apparntly krsna has.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 18, 2009, 02:34:43 AM
Nonononono ....
KRIS did ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 02:37:02 AM
I thought they were the same person.

WTF is Kris, then?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 18, 2009, 02:38:26 AM
DJCrackWhore ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 02:41:12 AM
Ah. Well, Kyle aske me on a hot date but I think he was under the impression I was danzig. (all via text, no actual phone conversation)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 18, 2009, 02:42:54 AM
A St.Patty's Day Miracle!
... glad I could help
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on March 18, 2009, 02:53:47 AM
I might like texting with Tricky, after all I did name a dead cat after her. (it was alive at the time)  But seriously, I really am too paranoid.

Sorry
 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 18, 2009, 03:11:18 AM
(http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on March 18, 2009, 04:16:48 AM
(http://www.ilovegrantspass.com/images/tmi.gif)
(http://thevinylvillage.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tmi.jpg?w=300&h=292)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on March 18, 2009, 04:35:05 AM
>>By the way, tricky gives excellent phone head<<

Liar

Thanks to the nation of Islam I am saved
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 07:40:25 AM
I think bagman signed me up for telemarketing or something. i got a call at 7:15am from 1-888-888-8888.

if he did i wonder why? jeez its not like me texting him is the worse thing thats ever happened to him.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on March 18, 2009, 09:05:07 AM
I think bagman signed me up for telemarketing or something. i got a call at 7:15am from 1-888-888-8888.

Could be coincidence, or a calling card.  What did the caller say?
bagman hasn't signed me up for anything.  yet.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 09:42:02 AM
I have never gotten a telemarketer call on my cell phone before. They didn't say anything, I didn't answer.

Ugh I felt really shitty and hungover this morning.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on March 18, 2009, 12:09:06 PM
>>Thanks to the nation of Islam I am saved<<

LOL I don't remember saying that. I must have watched some youtube crap on religion last night or something.
wtf was I thinking?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 18, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
I spoke to krsna on the phone once. Can't remember what about though.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 18, 2009, 09:21:10 PM
Oh yeah man, that was fun. I was asking you about how big the brick you shit was when you saw a certain someone get off the plane, and whether you manned up or not. Shit man, you still have mad respect from me for that, even if I do like to break your stones about it.

We should co-ordinate drinking and phone calling some time in the near future.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 18, 2009, 09:39:03 PM
Oh, right!

Yeah, we should, for realz.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 19, 2009, 12:08:02 AM
Oh yeah man, that was fun. I was asking you about how big the brick you shit was when you saw a certain someone get off the plane, and whether you manned up or not. Shit man, you still have mad respect from me for that, even if I do like to break your stones about it.

We should co-ordinate drinking and phone calling some time in the near future.

totally. i think this story needs retelling because it has been a while. where the hell is she, anyway?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 19, 2009, 08:46:43 PM
I have never gotten a telemarketer call on my cell phone before. They didn't say anything, I didn't answer.

Ugh I felt really shitty and hungover this morning.

Warning: I'm breaking the strict rules. I'm a little high but not drunk at all. I'll take a shot before bed in penance.

But yeah, Tricky. Four or five people I know who have cellphones have just started noticing the same thing. I just got my first telemarketer call maybe 2-3 weeks ago. I just got a telemarketing text today too. I'm pretty sure Bagman is clear on this. Everyone I know that this is happening to is in NJ, but that's mainly who I asked. Do any of you other non-NJ people have this problem?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 09:21:22 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on March 19, 2009, 09:23:47 PM
Found it, potentially?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481127,00.html
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 20, 2009, 01:46:25 AM
i'm a little punch drunk and extremely bored.

my husband and daughter are off on a holiday visiting his family for the next nine days. apparently i can't sleep without one or the other being here.

argh.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on March 20, 2009, 02:11:31 AM
pics pls, thx
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on March 20, 2009, 04:11:01 AM
I have never gotten a telemarketer call on my cell phone before. They didn't say anything, I didn't answer.

Ugh I felt really shitty and hungover this morning.

Warning: I'm breaking the strict rules. I'm a little high but not drunk at all. I'll take a shot before bed in penance.

But yeah, Tricky. Four or five people I know who have cellphones have just started noticing the same thing. I just got my first telemarketer call maybe 2-3 weeks ago. I just got a telemarketing text today too. I'm pretty sure Bagman is clear on this. Everyone I know that this is happening to is in NJ, but that's mainly who I asked. Do any of you other non-NJ people have this problem?

I got a great text message on my mobile phone from Nigerian scammers a while back. It told me that I won 95000 British Pounds in some lottery and that I should call some number to claim my winnings.

I live in Australia. Not the United Kingdom. Stupid Nigerian fucks.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 21, 2009, 01:53:29 PM
http://www.donotcall.org

Meanwhile, I remember the pics of Manda and Si and that whole story ...

2 notes:
1) you still banged her; ok, why not
2) she was far from a "10", however, in the picture of you two standing next to each other. you looked like the number "10"
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on March 21, 2009, 10:49:12 PM
in the picture of you two standing next to each other. you looked like the number "10"

i've heard that joke before!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on March 22, 2009, 12:15:31 AM
Dave's script writer is the same one Krusty the Klown uses.

Edited for lack of contempory cultural knowledge.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 12:53:05 AM
Too few Ks.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 22, 2009, 03:00:52 AM
I thought since we've reincarnated the board, we'd reincarnate the joke ...
-=I=- still think it's funny ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on March 25, 2009, 11:12:19 AM
hfiufbwei  top
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 11:16:19 PM
When I drink at home, it usually ends up in me sending ridiculous emails. I am drinking at home right now. Who wants an email from tricky?!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 11:22:24 PM
When I drink at home, it usually ends up in me sending ridiculous emails. I am drinking at home right now. Who wants an email from tricky?!

omg me me me. ms.sarah.mascara at gmail dot com
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 11:32:21 PM
Modified for her pleasure
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on March 28, 2009, 12:19:51 AM
and spank to...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 28, 2009, 12:26:17 AM
I want an email.  Guess my email address then maybe I'll receive it and read it!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
She totally sent us drunken topless pics!!!   :D
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 28, 2009, 12:46:01 AM
you only got the topless ones?

pshhhh
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 12:49:30 AM
you only got the topless ones?

pshhhh

 ;)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 12:50:33 AM
Well, not counting the "veggie" pics.  I thought those made the rounds earlier.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Wozzeck on March 28, 2009, 12:51:07 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 12:55:50 AM
Waaaaaambulance.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 04:13:54 AM
Two weeks of no pussy is a real drag.



Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: psychopathetic on March 28, 2009, 09:16:38 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.

what is your problem, man? i mean, you are still funny as fuck but dude. whatever is repressing you.. break out.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 09:50:57 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.

what is your problem, man? i mean, you are still funny as fuck but dude. whatever is repressing you.. break out.

Well I think the polite thing to do would be to recommend him purchase and use one of these:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mg7D3kYysfw/RrwgKYMAFUI/AAAAAAAADHc/Sb_IijZZxZI/s400/massengill.jpg)

To clean all that sand out of his vagina.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Wozzeck on March 28, 2009, 10:17:42 AM
Oh, lighten the fuck up.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 10:50:58 AM
Likewise.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 30, 2009, 11:13:11 PM
drowning in bourbon
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2009, 02:38:27 AM
Likewise.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 09:51:10 AM
a recap of my drunken current thoughts from the weekend:

ah, it's cold.
ah, it's wet.
hey, there's a fire!
hey, we're all talking!
laugh laugh laugh
where did the girls go?
OH NO, THE DEAF DUDE IS STANDING NEXT TO THE BAMBOO BOMB
this is a great mug, but i need more beer
shoot, my tequila is inside
hey, the girls are back!
WHY IS SHE ATTACKING ME?  *lift*  "you need to stop trying to hit me in the junk."
where did everyone go?
emp's really drunk, haha!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2009, 12:30:43 AM
Why is this thread in discontempt.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2009, 12:54:09 AM
Where should it be?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2009, 12:54:58 AM
somewhwere related to drunkenness.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2009, 12:57:32 AM
Like, say, in "Discontempt"?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2009, 01:02:24 AM
aight.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2009, 01:13:50 AM
Heh ....
I know, or "Substance Abuse", I know ...

I was debating moving it ...
I still might ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2009, 01:20:28 AM
I wouldn't complain it's just I've been drinking is all.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2009, 01:21:54 AM
Hmmmm ....
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2009, 01:25:44 AM
Ballin.
From discontempt page 2 to substance abuse page 1.
proper.

reacharounds all around.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2009, 01:27:16 AM
Heh, yeah ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on April 07, 2009, 04:20:15 AM
I'm not drunk.

Damn. :(
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on April 19, 2009, 01:29:22 AM
Boys are fucking retarded and I hate them.

/rant
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 01:33:53 AM
*sigh*.......alright, I'll bite.....what happened?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on April 19, 2009, 01:44:31 AM
I don't feel like typing it all out.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 01:57:48 AM
I know that you really don't mind typing it out and you are waiting for me to ask you again to reaffirm to you that I actually wanna hear your story so you have the freedom to type in excess, Bagman style.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on April 19, 2009, 02:00:35 AM
I don't feel like typing it all out.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 02:04:10 AM
I know that you really don't mind typing it out and you are waiting for me to ask you again to reaffirm to you that I actually wanna hear your story so you have the freedom to type in excess, Bagman style.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 02:06:26 AM
...so you have the freedom to type in excess, Bagman style.

That's absurd.
No one has that kind of time, except bagman!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Vindictive89 on April 20, 2009, 10:57:18 PM
I'm not wasted, but my current thoughts are of being wasted.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 11:00:07 PM
Welcome to every second of my life.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 12:42:19 AM
Last drunken thought was over a week ago? What did you guys stop drinking? Or just stop thinking?

Also am I the only one who actually only posts in this thread when I've had a few? I feel like there's a lot of cheating going on.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 28, 2009, 02:23:35 AM
I have been sober for WAAAY longer than I'm comfortable with.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 03:20:40 PM
Also am I the only one who actually only posts in this thread when I've had a few? I feel like there's a lot of cheating going on.

I don't follow your stinkin' rules. Swine!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: psychopathetic on April 28, 2009, 10:08:33 PM
I have been sober for WAAAY longer than I'm comfortable with.

my heart's all aflutter.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 12:48:38 AM
I downed a Long Island in about 10 mins tonight.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on April 29, 2009, 01:13:30 AM
and yet you're not on skype sexing me up
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 01:55:48 AM
Nope. I don't think your wife would like that too much. I only sex up single people.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on April 29, 2009, 09:22:29 AM
and yet you're not on skype sexing me up
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 10:19:54 AM
I'm at work right now! Jesus Christ you people are needy.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 12:21:08 PM
I have been sober for WAAAY longer than I'm comfortable with.

my heart's all aflutter.

I get it, I get it! I need to quit drugs and whatnot to sweep you off your feet.  I'll get my shit together in good time, madam.....in good time.  Some day you will say "OMG I'm in love with Danzig, WTF? I can't believe I'm about to run off into the sunset with him and I'm totally excited about it".
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on April 29, 2009, 02:13:33 PM
... I only sex up single people.

I'm sort of single.

Ahh never mind, I'll never even get a nice word out of you.
Which is as it must be I suppose.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 02:34:19 PM
In accordance with the prophecy.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on May 03, 2009, 02:50:45 AM
Also am I the only one who actually only posts in this thread when I've had a few? I feel like there's a lot of cheating going on.

I don't follow your stinkin' rules. Swine!
This made me laugh a week ago. But I couldn't post anything here until I was drunk again. I follow the rules. And oh it feels good to have a warm belly full of whiskey again.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 03:13:07 AM
And oh it feels good to have a warm belly full of whiskey beer again.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on May 06, 2009, 10:34:33 PM
That's it, sobriety. This is one Wednesday too many. I'm taking you down the fuck down..
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Joygasm on May 06, 2009, 11:41:26 PM
Boys are fucking retarded and I hate them.

/rant

Ahem sistah! Those fuckers...  >:(
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Joygasm on May 08, 2009, 10:53:41 PM
I lost my phone n i need to drunk-dial some1. Fuck
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 08, 2009, 11:12:14 PM
Alcohol is bad for you.  It can give you retinal damage.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 08, 2009, 11:36:43 PM
I lost my phone n i need to drunk-dial some1. Fuck
have someone call your phone, see if you can hear it ring.  or feel it vibrate.  :)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 09, 2009, 12:23:41 AM
Post your number, I'll heavy breathe for you.  Or just chat, if you'd like.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 09, 2009, 10:31:10 AM
I had 500 ml of dry english cider last night!
It was good!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on May 10, 2009, 01:36:40 AM
I had an $18 absinthe mixed drink tonight. it was yummy.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 10, 2009, 11:22:29 AM
I drink absinthe once a year, on a fallen friend/family member's birthday. I fucking hate the stuff but she loved it.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 12, 2009, 08:23:09 AM
Holy shit......I was pretty drunk last night.  Made for good conversation though.  I'm so glad I have IM logs to remember what I said.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Joygasm on May 12, 2009, 10:59:07 PM
Ahha yeah
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 12, 2009, 11:22:50 PM
I drink absinthe once a year, on a fallen friend/family member's birthday. I fucking hate the stuff but she loved it.

I agree. There are better ways to trip out than drink wormwood
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 13, 2009, 02:30:34 AM
That's all bollocks anyway. At least in this day and age. It's just really fucking strong sauce. If 151 tasted like super-concentrated sambuca it would suck just as much. Also nobody fucking shoots 151.

Current drunken thought is that I'm not sure right now if I'm more drunk than stoned or more stoned than drunk but I've got a pretty fucking nice buzz going on. Started with a few beers, moved onto red wine, back to the beers and throw in some whisky here and there for good measure. See other thread for more details.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 13, 2009, 06:33:01 AM
Also nobody fucking shoots 151.

Yeah, I made the mistake of doing that.  I had a sore throat for while.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 13, 2009, 02:48:35 PM
When I was a kid we had a party one time where we got a litre of 151, and two 2 litre bottles of Coke. Yeah, cuz regular rum wouldn't have fucked a bunch of 12 year olds enough, right?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 13, 2009, 10:24:43 PM
Shit, I didn't start doing drugs until I was 14.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 13, 2009, 11:12:14 PM
I first had little teeny bits of alcohol when I was maybe eight, but that's normal in Spain. Been smoking weed since I was eleven. Started toying with booze at twelve or so, didn't get really into it till I discovered how amazing beer is at about age nineteen. Did speed, coke, acid, shrooms, e, and that kinda shit at fourteen or fifteen. Datura when I was twenty.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Joygasm on May 13, 2009, 11:57:55 PM
Post your number, I'll heavy breathe for you.  Or just chat, if you'd like.

I'm about one more shot from doing that...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 14, 2009, 12:48:07 AM
Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night :)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 14, 2009, 01:16:17 AM
can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 01:16:42 PM
Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night :)

Hmmmm
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 15, 2009, 01:58:23 PM
Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night :)

Hmmmm

I shall seduce you in good time.

Current thought: My stomach is upset from all that beer. And I feel all weird. Fuckin booze.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on May 15, 2009, 04:09:01 PM
I think I drank bad tequila last night.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on May 17, 2009, 08:12:10 AM
can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?

It wouldnt be hidden from me or Dave...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 17, 2009, 09:31:06 AM
can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?

It wouldnt be hidden from me or Dave...

we'd need you two to keep an eye on things and put anything interesting into the quote box
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 18, 2009, 08:21:35 PM
I found alcohol scraps! 1 Smirnoff Ice, 2 cans of beer, and a little rum. I think I can get buzzed! Yay!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 18, 2009, 08:25:54 PM
It's always sweet to think you're out of beer but not be sure, and go poking around the back of the fridge and find a hidden beer.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 18, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
I knew I had two beers, then realized there was a small amount of rum left, and the thing that tipped me off to try and get buzzed when I was looking at fruit in the bottom of the fridge and found a Smirnoff Ice.  It's a great feeling.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 19, 2009, 12:03:24 AM
It's always sweet to think you're out of beer but not be sure, and go poking around the back of the fridge and find a hidden beer.

Ahhh, the coldest beer
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 19, 2009, 02:53:48 PM
Actually, usually not in my fridge. I tend to put cold beers in the freezer for 15 minutes or so just before drinking them. Beers get warm here really fucking quickly if they don't start off super cold. You can avoid that by chugging them, but I don't always wanna chug beers. I go through enough of them just drinking fairly quickly.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on May 19, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
You need to be using a stubby cooler.

(http://www.ausgifts.com.au/graphics/aa001.jpg)

Seriously...They are indispensable.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 19, 2009, 04:10:09 PM
They help a little, but even so would work better when using super-cold beers.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on May 19, 2009, 04:12:27 PM
My family calls those things "coozies". FML
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Nitya on May 19, 2009, 04:24:19 PM
Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night :)

Hmmmm

I shall seduce you in good time.

Current thought: My stomach is upset from all that beer. And I feel all weird. Fuckin booze.
Woah, talking about stomach upsets already? You really are quite the smooth talker.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 05:01:14 PM
My family calls those things "coozies". FML

Tee hee.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Joygasm on May 20, 2009, 12:26:55 AM
Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night :)

Hmmmm

I shall seduce you in good time.

Current thought: My stomach is upset from all that beer. And I feel all weird. Fuckin booze.
Woah, talking about stomach upsets already? You really are quite the smooth talker.


He knows how I like it..
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 12:40:32 AM
They help a little, but even so would work better when using super-cold beers.

Okay, here's my idea.

1)  compressor from fridge/AC unit
3)  water pump
4)  10'-12' 3/4" tubing
5)  < 1 gallon resevoir

water pump brings fresh water into/warm water out of the resevoir.  compressor chills water passing through tubing, which is conveniently located outside.

beer sits in resevoir.

this should provide a conveniently cool beer for at least 3 people at all times.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on May 20, 2009, 12:47:02 AM
Somebody should invent a small fridge. I'm sure hotels and motels would buy them by the boat load !
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 01:11:18 AM
small fridges are inefficient.

in a fridge, you end up with liquid->solid->air->solid->air->solid->air for heat transfer.

my system has liquid->solid->liquid->solid->air->solid->air for heat transfer.

the more often that you're able to transfer heat through close phases, the more efficient your process becomes.

add:  This is why you have to keep a fridge door shut, but you'd be able to leave my chilled water device open to the air!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 20, 2009, 01:30:46 AM
small fridges are inefficient.

in a fridge, you end up with liquid->solid->air->solid->air->solid->air for heat transfer.

my system has liquid->solid->liquid->solid->air->solid->air for heat transfer.

the more often that you're able to transfer heat through close phases, the more efficient your process becomes.

add:  This is why you have to keep a fridge door shut, but you'd be able to leave my chilled water device open to the air!

Dude gets it. I could make another stoned-ass attempt at using Texan stereotype of scorching Cowboyland to reflect on why Lucas gets how to properly chill birras, but I'd just fuck it up again so I won't. I will say that Aussies are supposed to know about beer-chilling methods. I mean how else do you get your Fosters nice and Frosty? Spot the joke.

They help a little, but even so would work better when using super-cold beers.

Okay, here's my idea.

1)  compressor from fridge/AC unit
3)  water pump
4)  10'-12' 3/4" tubing
5)  < 1 gallon resevoir

water pump brings fresh water into/warm water out of the resevoir.  compressor chills water passing through tubing, which is conveniently located outside.

beer sits in resevoir.

this should provide a conveniently cool beer for at least 3 people at all times.

Gotcha. So when are you coming down to build this genius contraption for me, hmm?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on May 20, 2009, 02:03:20 AM
What would I know, I'm just a refrigeration mechanic.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 20, 2009, 02:15:40 AM
Luke, what you need to make is an instant beer chiller. Something that will chill a beer to drinking temperature in 45 seconds. Then you need to bring it with you to Tokyo
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 08:13:22 AM
What would I know, I'm just a refrigeration mechanic.

then it was a pretty stupid thing to compare an air-cooling fridge to a water-cooling chiller, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 08:14:56 AM
Luke, what you need to make is an instant beer chiller. Something that will chill a beer to drinking temperature in 45 seconds.
It could be done, but I don't think you'd like the beer afterwards.  The rapid temp change would probably force most of the CO2 out of solution.

But my idea for this would be a coozy (haha!) made out of many small TECs.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 08:26:14 AM
Gotcha. So when are you coming down to build this genius contraption for me, hmm?
I bet you can do it yourself!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on May 20, 2009, 08:46:05 AM
What would I know, I'm just a refrigeration mechanic.
then it was a pretty stupid thing to compare an air-cooling fridge to a water-cooling chiller, wasn't it?

Quote the compare... and I spent my time on chillers. Largets one was 6 ton inline chiller. Thats 6 ton in gas btw. A bar fridge will work better and be shitloads less trouble. The temp youre going to gain even on the shorter measure of the pipe you want to use is huge. Unless you wrap it. You want to fuck around with all that, go for it. a second hand bar fridge will be under a hundred bucks, no mess no fuss.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on May 20, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
Luke, what you need to make is an instant beer chiller. Something that will chill a beer to drinking temperature in 45 seconds.
It could be done, but I don't think you'd like the beer afterwards.  The rapid temp change would probably force most of the CO2 out of solution.

They already invented "instant" drink coolers. It was actually a can that had a CO2 charge or something around the outside, drink on the inside, made the can way thick, you pressed a button on it and the escaping gas chilled the drink.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 09:00:03 AM
a second hand bar fridge will be under a hundred bucks, no mess no fuss.
i suppose that's price-accurate for antigua?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 09:00:50 AM
They already invented "instant" drink coolers. It was actually a can that had a CO2 charge or something around the outside, drink on the inside, made the can way thick, you pressed a button on it and the escaping gas chilled the drink.
I can't imagine that it was a carbonated beverage.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on May 20, 2009, 09:02:44 AM
Yes, I just flew to antigua and back.


and I wouldnt have a clue about the instant can. I didnt mention anything about the drink being carbonated. i'll see if its on wiki.

edit : couldnt find the one i was looking for in two clicks, but i did find this one http://www.mydigitallife.info/2007/03/20/tinchilla-instant-can-cooler-in-60-seconds/ (http://www.mydigitallife.info/2007/03/20/tinchilla-instant-can-cooler-in-60-seconds/)

edit 2 : 6 clicks, i found something that atleast describes it, sorta.. http://productinspiration.com/2007/instant-drink-cooler-with-no-ice/ (http://productinspiration.com/2007/instant-drink-cooler-with-no-ice/)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on May 21, 2009, 01:00:21 PM
I've been drinking so much lately that I can have 1 or 2 drinks and not feel a thing now. blah.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on May 22, 2009, 08:10:52 AM
had you been drinking when i called the other night?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on May 22, 2009, 10:07:05 AM
hmmm i don't remember. if i did it was like one drink.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 23, 2009, 11:56:12 AM
I've been drinking so much lately that I can have 1 or 2 drinks and not feel a thing now. blah.

This is normal.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on May 29, 2009, 02:28:59 AM
DCT: I'm coming off of DXM and discovered some alcohol! Weee!!!.......I wish Joy was here to chat with me :(
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 29, 2009, 02:46:09 AM
WTBDCT: 3 more hours...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on May 29, 2009, 09:44:48 AM
NDCT (non-drunk current thought): this forum is dead to me.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 29, 2009, 11:30:45 AM
NDCT (non-drunk current thought): this forum is dead to me.

have a beer, fool
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on May 29, 2009, 05:38:51 PM
i think from now on i'm only going to drink vodka tonics. no water, no coffee, no nothing. just vodka tonic.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: hip on May 30, 2009, 02:14:21 AM
switch to citron-n-tonics for some added, lemony excitement!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 11:17:21 PM
DCT: I'm coming off of DXM and discovered some alcohol! Weee!!!.......I wish Joy was here to chat with me :(

Awwww, I'm sorry. I was sick.  :'(
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Joygasm on June 04, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
I am fucked up. Like right now. Fuck
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 04, 2009, 04:04:12 AM
Haha. Like totally.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: InterstellarHighway on June 13, 2009, 08:26:03 AM
Drunken Current Thoughts ... : What did I so last night? Someone want to fill me in? I dont remember.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on June 13, 2009, 01:02:19 PM
Drunken Current Thoughts ... : What did I so last night? Someone want to fill me in? I dont remember.

Say aren't you a little young for that?

Anyway I drank 2 forties yesterday while working then bought a dozen pre-cooked chicken legs and some ribs and another forty on the way home. Had dinner then popped a few vicodens and some muscle relaxers and settled down with the last forty to watch a little TV and surf the net. So, I was pretty messed up for a while last night myself but I still remember everything I did.

And, I have some chicken left over for lunch today.

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 13, 2009, 04:33:05 PM
She's not as young as you hope she is.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on June 13, 2009, 05:03:58 PM
Is that because "she" is just you with a blond wig and a top hat on?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 13, 2009, 07:28:29 PM
Shhhhh.....
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: InterstellarHighway on June 14, 2009, 06:48:57 AM
Is that because "she" is just you with a blond wig and a top hat on?
Wrong persona. I am Drugmoth with blond hair with a blond wig on pretending to be a sexy nurse holding a giant ass needle.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on June 14, 2009, 02:03:10 PM
SO ya fat ? great....
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on June 15, 2009, 09:53:11 AM
on the weekend I got taught how to play quarters. I cannot believe that game isn't played outside of the US. Great fun.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 15, 2009, 01:56:10 PM
Quarters! Real men play Anchorman (http://www.barnonedrinks.com/games/a/anchorman-184.html)!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 15, 2009, 04:43:23 PM
GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 11:51:10 AM
I think I'm getting beer today, wee!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 12:40:51 PM
Ahhh, sipping on a cold one on a warm Maine summer day..... :D

<---Happy
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 18, 2009, 02:05:24 PM
I thought you hated beer.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 03:55:38 PM
I do, but it gets me drunk, weeeee! I'm drunken
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 20, 2009, 03:33:09 PM
You'll be fuckin' fat bitches in no time. You might even fight a nigga or two.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 20, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
Fat, yes....fight niggas, no.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 22, 2009, 11:17:58 AM
That's how you know youz livin life son. How the fuck you sposed to know youz alive if you aint fightin a nigga or two?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 22, 2009, 02:41:19 PM
Shiiiiiiiit.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on June 22, 2009, 04:33:00 PM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1242260227/Big_Fat_Girl_Gets_Her_Ass_Beaten_Bloody_by_Cute_Blonde (http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1242260227/Big_Fat_Girl_Gets_Her_Ass_Beaten_Bloody_by_Cute_Blonde)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 22, 2009, 11:25:58 PM
Hahaha, good times!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on July 29, 2009, 09:01:02 AM
quijebo
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on July 29, 2009, 09:11:46 AM
If you were in the US I'd tell you that you have a problem.  But, you aren't, so happy drunkenness!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: The Geek on July 29, 2009, 01:02:43 PM
quidjebo isnt a word!

sure it is!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on July 29, 2009, 03:46:27 PM
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on July 29, 2009, 04:43:40 PM
What the sharb does cromulent mean?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on July 29, 2009, 06:47:26 PM
Well, it embiggens the soul.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on July 29, 2009, 08:20:51 PM
Inquortably!
Title: Y'all Have Led Me To Believe...
Post by: fyrenza on July 31, 2009, 01:35:23 AM
that TONIGHT was the night y'all were drinking.

In my never-ending desire to "keep up,"

i am NOW rolling down drunk.

Thank hyou.

Thank you SO frickin' frackin' MUCH...


NOW i see how y'all ARE...  Leave a N00b out in the cold, shivering around!

You should be ASHAMED of yourselves!

RIGHT after, i be ashamed of MYself!

Sounds like a plan!
Title: Re: Y'all Have Led Me To Believe...
Post by: Zoomie on July 31, 2009, 01:36:26 AM
Sweetie I drink every night. As do many posters here. We just don't TELL you every night.
Title: Re: Y'all Have Led Me To Believe...
Post by: underclass on July 31, 2009, 01:53:51 AM
I'll be blitzed 7 hours from now
Title: Re: Y'all Have Led Me To Believe...
Post by: Drugmoth on July 31, 2009, 04:43:26 AM
We DO tell eachother all the time, but we do it in the appropriate forum and use the "current thought" threads to avoid making mass amounts of useless threads.  Moved.
Title: Re: Y'all Have Led Me To Believe...
Post by: fyrenza on July 31, 2009, 06:12:40 PM
We DO tell eachother all the time, but we do it in the appropriate forum and use the "current thought" threads to avoid making mass amounts of useless threads.  Moved.

Thank you!  i just slapped it in wherever i WAS, hoping to beat the stolen connection.

btw, we're back on our own stuff this afternoon
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on August 01, 2009, 06:48:39 AM
Thank you!  i just slapped it in wherever i WAS, hoping to beat the stolen connection.

I think Thrash will agree with me when I say: That's a no-no.  DON'T fucking do that.....BAD FYRENZA! BAD!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 01, 2009, 07:13:34 PM
Thank you!  i just slapped it in wherever i WAS, hoping to beat the stolen connection.

I think Thrash will agree with me when I say: That's a no-no.  DON'T fucking do that.....BAD FYRENZA! BAD!

Oooo...

Rape Barn?

Or a good, old-fashioned spanking?


Or BOTH???

Be RIGHT there, sweetie!
Title: Re: Y'all Have Led Me To Believe...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 01, 2009, 08:02:26 PM
Sweetie I drink every night. As do many posters here. We just don't TELL you every night.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 01, 2009, 08:17:19 PM
i FUCKIN'  H A T E  THIS FUCKIN' LAPTOP!!!

TWO posts,

PooF!  GONE!  All 'cuz my fat thumb touched something, and i was whisked BACK to the OP i was replying to...



Dylan???  Did YOU, perhaps, have something to do with that???  ROFLMAO  (they were tangents, 4 FURE!)


Anyway, let's try this yet again:

Are we ALL alkies???

Who all's a stoner?

What drugs of choice?

<~ herb, constantly, and Xanax, occassionally


sheesh.  only 354 edits until we were ready to go to press with this...  i suck ~ and not in a "good" way
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Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 01, 2009, 09:03:43 PM
i'm not double posting ~ but y'all are SLOW on the replies...

CT:  That R's-R-Us dude is sort of an asswhipe...

ROFLMFAO!!!

(did i "get you," Res???  rofl!)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 01, 2009, 09:04:49 PM
i'm not double posting

Umm, yes you are.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 01, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
i'm not double posting

Umm, yes you are.

But i had what is known as the proverbial "Good Excuse."

So there.   :P


Sort of makes you just wanna SLAP me, eh?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 01, 2009, 09:13:39 PM
<~ dumbass of a double~poster ~ please see profile for proof of double, triple, aiii-yiii-YIII.  Skip profile, stick around, laugh it up with everyone else who understands the diff between Quote and Modify.  Why didn't you call it Edit?  Edit, i GET.  Modify sounds like i have to actually DO something...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 01, 2009, 09:16:45 PM
Awww...  fail...

Look what you made me do...

Oh, i KNOW it had NOTHING to do with the grog, bonganika, etc.,

so don't EVEN go there.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 01, 2009, 09:21:32 PM
Ummm...  Dylan?  Is you IS, or is you AIN't there?

May i ask you a personal question?

Would you PLEASE "intrepret" ever how many posts i've made into some semblance of,

well,  invisibility...?

KTkxGb.

~> a tune to work by:  Tom & Jerry - Is you is or is you ain't my baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOmzsiecuA#lq-lq2-hq)
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Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: The Geek on August 06, 2009, 05:43:54 PM
what you say is nonsense. Therefore, homo point.
But what you just posted is one my favorite cartoon moments. Therefore hetero point
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 07, 2009, 02:53:11 AM
CDT: this thread doesn't currently apply to me
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 07, 2009, 02:20:34 PM
what you say is nonsense. Therefore, homo point.
But what you just posted is one my favorite cartoon moments. Therefore hetero point

Man, i LURV music in cartoons!!!

Too bad the 3 Stooges didn't do musical stuff...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on August 07, 2009, 03:11:46 PM
Au Contraire, mi amore...

3 Stooges teach the alphabet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Pk1UYkB3I&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on August 07, 2009, 03:12:59 PM
And of course there is this...

The Curly Shuffle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V-VgRqsEcg&feature=related#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 07, 2009, 03:13:59 PM
Au Contraire, mi amore...

3 Stooges teach the alphabet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Pk1UYkB3I&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq)

OMG!!!  i REMEMBER that song!!!   :-* ,  :-* and  :-*
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 08:00:38 PM
Gogol Bordello - Alcohol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmZCve025Q&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 19, 2009, 08:06:45 PM
Gogol Bordello - Alcohol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmZCve025Q&feature=related#normal)

That dude is AWESOME!!!

<~ likeee

Check this out ~ i'm sitting here, needing a J, right?  So i roll one, set it down until after i finish my cig, and what do i do next?

Roll a J, 'cuz i need one!  NOW, i've got one in the pie-hole, and one just a waiting!

And, sorry, but i can post here, 'cuz i'm drinking tonight...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 08:19:47 PM
Rolling a backup joint by mistake is great. I generally roll two joints if I'm rolling, cuz the only thing sweeter than that first joint is the second.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on August 19, 2009, 09:06:44 PM
Sublime Smoke Two Joints Live 1996 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQBU8HC8PWM&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 09:12:31 PM
Tune!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on August 19, 2009, 09:24:05 PM
That's all that was available, They pulled the tracks on all the other vids for copyright infringement.

Brad left a mess when he kicked it.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 20, 2009, 03:18:20 AM
Rolling a backup joint by mistake is great. I generally roll two joints if I'm rolling, cuz the only thing sweeter than that first joint is the second.

i am JUST now getting around to smoking it!

lol
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 20, 2009, 04:35:12 AM
And now, Dear's off to work, and i'm smoking the REST of it ~ approximately 3/4's left.

Sweet dreamers, to those of y'all sleeping.

i'll be drunk/stoned dreaming.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 21, 2009, 12:44:16 AM
Yeah, well, sleeping didn't exactly work out...  i kept waking myself up, crying in my sleep

Anyway, i mean, i think i've been drinking, non-stop, since Son-day, and today's what?  Thirsty-day?

And tomorrow...

Fried-day...

My mom's memorial wake.

Why can't i just pass out???

i have approximately 15 hours to "get ready."

Get ready???  To have to face my family, the ENTIRE family, for this?  Well, not entire ~ my dad and my son will not be attending; my bro, his wife, my two nephews, Dear and i WILL be there.

Yeah.  That would be about par for the course ~ for me to pass out, THERE,

and worry all of THEM half to death.

Hey.  On second thought, that would be sort of nice.  If i dropped dead at my mom's memorial thang, or went into a coma...

Hmmm...

Nah.  It might be nice, but it will neber happy.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on August 22, 2009, 06:12:29 PM
What a shock ~

it DIDN't happen.

i maintained, went to bed early last night, got up late (0730) this morning, messed around doing morning chores with pets and all,

felt pretty good, and made the fatal error of going, a day early...

(see shatered heart thread)

i'm drinking, again, tonight,

until i can pass out, which, i'm strarting to just feel sort of "comfortably numb."

If y'all'll hold me in your thoughts, just for a moment, not saying anything, just feeling whatever you feel about my sitch, He'll hear the "groanings of your soul/spirit" and i'll be wrapped in whatever you send my way!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on August 25, 2009, 11:12:48 PM
Fuck you Wednesday. Too close to Tuesday. Back the fuck off.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 26, 2009, 03:50:17 PM
Wednesdays are OK, especially Wednesday nights. I'm off on Thursdays and Fridays, so Wednesday nights are my Friday nights.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: The Geek on August 29, 2009, 11:32:30 AM
Im considering bringing out the old geek today, the geek of 2000/2001 out... I just need a blender and some vanilla vodka.
If I achieve this great goal, there will be drunk posting, should I remember to do it.

Its more likely that I will not.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: The Geek on August 29, 2009, 11:40:25 PM
WIN! But now Im sober.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 01, 2009, 07:55:14 AM
DAMN, i'm a fucking cheap date!

Less than $30 later...

i'm stoned to the boner,

drunk,

and bouncing off the walls.

i could  be "had" ~ too bad y'all live so far away...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on September 03, 2009, 05:19:16 PM
I would have you if given the chance, you seem like my kinda gal.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 03, 2009, 06:40:36 PM
Whiskey is proof of god.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 04, 2009, 12:56:24 AM
i am so totally out-of-step, it's incredible

<~ STFU'ing
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 04, 2009, 04:01:08 AM
OTFU'ing

(OPEN The Fuck Up'ing)

i LURVE you guys!!!



<~ is currently drinking "The Drink" and smoking       and loving.  Sorry.  Can't help it.  It's ALWAYS All Good ~ even when it's all bad
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 05, 2009, 02:14:52 AM
My "The Drink" is Johnny Walker and reruns of Oz tonight.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on September 05, 2009, 02:29:17 PM
I hate JW. Not just the red, either. The black and blue are both gross as well. Dunno if I've tried the green, but I can't imagine I'd like it much better.

Famous Grouse is where it's at for cheap whisky.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 05, 2009, 11:29:12 PM
It was a gift. I rather prefer bourbon.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on September 05, 2009, 11:39:16 PM
Speaking of bourbon I;d like to thank krsna for enlightening me to the joy of Maker's Mark. My phone died duing our conversation but I moved on to sipping and then mixing. A travety, I knowbut sooooo good.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on September 06, 2009, 12:53:09 AM
Bourbon is OK. Maker's is great. Mixing sucks ass.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Yeah I know.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on September 07, 2009, 12:25:47 AM
I got drunk Friday morning and watched four hours of True Blood.  I was shit faced by ten am.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 07, 2009, 03:14:01 PM
Well, THAT explains the riots on 6th St Friday night.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on September 08, 2009, 06:32:21 PM
I think I love you guys.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 08, 2009, 07:57:20 PM
Oh, you do,

you DO!

What happened?  Did your deal not work out?

If i score this week, i'll get some off to you.

Well, and IF you hold your tallywhacker just right!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on September 08, 2009, 08:15:50 PM
Your goods got me high as a kite, and I enjoyed it, no matter how bad it tasted it still got me good and high.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on September 09, 2009, 03:00:57 AM
Woke up early enough, worked out enough, ate enough, worked enough, smoked enough, drank enough, time for bed.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 10, 2009, 12:07:46 AM
i thought i was still in SubLim, and i was going to switch over to Deviance, see if it was back up and all,

and but i'm here.

wow
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 10, 2009, 12:20:59 AM
99 cent Number 9s for 9/9/09
Good night!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on September 10, 2009, 01:30:33 AM
Had a relaxed night. Hard Knocks, then Inside the NFL, and not really that many beers, and only a couple joints. Amy was tired so we figured fuck it, earlyish night and we'll get up and go be way productive tomorrow. Problem is, here I am two more beers and two shots of whisky later, still not at all sleepy. Time for a bedtime joint, methinks.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 10, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
i looped a piece of thin ribbon around my newest, adopted (me) cat, Pity Puddy,

and she's playing all OVER the place and i'm rofl!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 11, 2009, 03:02:22 AM
10 truly drunkened posts in a row. congrats to us.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 11, 2009, 11:56:24 PM
Yes, i'm using and abusing, but not refusing
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on September 12, 2009, 07:41:23 AM
got back from BBQ. Blitzed. Who's awake and ready to go shots?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on September 12, 2009, 04:31:08 PM
At 6:45am, my time?  i'd have to go with the "Not me" option
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: DEVIANT on September 14, 2009, 08:05:07 PM
100 proof captain morgan


yummy
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on September 15, 2009, 05:05:48 AM
I want a beer. But I will be drinking every night for the following 9....
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 18, 2009, 02:30:07 AM
fuck all
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on September 18, 2009, 02:57:01 AM
got kinda drunk tonight. getting lashed this evening.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 19, 2009, 02:22:03 AM
I'm a heel.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 09:01:23 AM
I was pacing back and forth in my office during the night because my withdrawals are making me feel like spiders are crawling inside of my skin, plus I am sweating like a dog... so NOW at 8am I am getting drunk.  It's the only way I can make it five days!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on September 21, 2009, 04:45:01 AM
Hah, withdrawals are funny.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on September 21, 2009, 11:06:03 AM
i got really drunk last night. majorly bad decision.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 23, 2009, 10:09:32 PM
MD 20/20 = ain't so bad!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on September 24, 2009, 06:20:35 AM
Use MD 20/20 to make a ghetto mimosa.  One part Andre champagne to one part MD Orange Jubilee.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on September 24, 2009, 11:06:37 AM
Ewwww
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 26, 2009, 03:41:26 AM
I'm kind of cheating since I only had a beer tonight, but wow I don't even remember making those earlier posts. Must have been good nights.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on September 27, 2009, 02:10:58 AM
I got shitfaced drunk last night.  I need someone to fuck the hangover out of me.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on September 27, 2009, 02:30:05 AM
^5
I'm also in the grips of alcohol and am down for a good lay.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 02, 2009, 08:28:00 AM
I think I'm still drunk, so I suppose I will post.  My ex was watching me from across the room tonight and I didn't notice until after I had been making out with a couple of my young ones.  It sucked.  It ruined my night, especially after he texted one of them that I have herpes.  That kid pulled me aside and said, "if you give me herpes I will kill you."  I then looked at him and said, "then don't fuck hipster girls."  That hot cock has sailed.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on October 02, 2009, 10:12:40 PM
I got drunk and won $50 at cards
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 05, 2009, 12:31:28 AM
I have a headache from drinking white wine, whiskey, and beer. I got to eat ribs at least.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on October 09, 2009, 12:28:09 AM
Have y'all ever wondered this? :

Am i killing myself?  Or am i just dying?


But of COURSE i'm drinking ~ silly geese-es!

And high ~ guess that goes wihout saying, since i always seem to be ~ what can i say?

and low ...

and just sort of lonesome, like the fuckin' Drama Queen that i've turned out to be.  (They were RIGHT!  And so were y'all. ;) )

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!  The DREADED smilie!!!)

Well, THERE Ya Go!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on October 09, 2009, 12:30:34 AM
I have a headache from drinking white wine, whiskey, and beer. I got to eat ribs at least.

EAT?

Or "Nibble?"
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 09, 2009, 12:49:58 AM
Have y'all ever wondered this? :

Am i killing myself?  Or am i just dying?


But of COURSE i'm drinking ~ silly geese-es!

And high ~ guess that goes wihout saying, since i always seem to be ~ what can i say?

Cop Weed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwfe5lH1n9Q#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 09, 2009, 03:25:18 AM
CDT!  YEEEAAAHHH
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on October 09, 2009, 03:39:53 AM
The Newscaster is Laughing Her ASS OFF about it!!!


GOTTA love That!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: BURNaMERICA on October 09, 2009, 07:08:36 AM
I hope you detest you too.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 10, 2009, 04:03:21 PM
That's fuckin' funny. And I can kinda sympathize (except the being-a-dick-cop part), since the few times I've been uncomfortably high were when I'd eaten weed.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on October 10, 2009, 04:59:09 PM
I hope you detest you too.

But, of course.  i'm here, aren't i?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 10, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on October 10, 2009, 05:07:27 PM
CDT:  Wish i'd started a couple of hours ago ~ only on 1/2 cup #2 of Carolan's, mixed with 1/2 c. ice for dissolution,

and i'm off to make another!

This is me, right now:

Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQDeYzUkXOU#noexternalembed-normal)

i changed some stuff ...

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

I hurt easy, AND[/b] I show it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity
Gonna get low down, gonna fly high
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie
I'm in love with something that[/b] don't even appeal to me

Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
I'm not that eager to make a mistake

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: BURNaMERICA on October 10, 2009, 06:17:43 PM
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 11, 2009, 07:47:23 AM
That's fuckin' funny. And I can kinda sympathize (except the being-a-dick-cop part), since the few times I've been uncomfortably high were when I'd eaten weed.
I can't help bust suspect that both the newscaster and the camerawoman have smoked weed before. Imagine if it was a heroin call. Nobody would be laughing then. Weed is obviously such a minor drug. Our laws are ridiculous.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 11, 2009, 08:44:25 AM
If they were on heroin they would've either locked themselves in the news van or they would've not bothered to show up.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on October 11, 2009, 08:37:48 PM
CT: TN wine country isn't even on par with MD/VA wine country.  Note to self: whiskey only.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on October 11, 2009, 08:54:25 PM
Yeah I found out last night that Celtic Crossing is a very poor substitute for The Knot.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on October 11, 2009, 09:40:31 PM
I've never had the Knot.

Celtic Crossing is so sweet I want to throw up from the moment it touches my lips.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on October 11, 2009, 10:14:51 PM
Yeah I found out last night that Celtic Crossing is a very poor substitute for The Knot.

oh, you and your experimentation with alcohol!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on October 11, 2009, 10:38:17 PM
It's my other hobby.

Emp, so a half a bottle would not be good then?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 12, 2009, 06:00:09 PM
Anyone ever had Old Chub beer? It's as disgusting as it sounds.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on October 12, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
Hey! Ian and I don't have take that!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on October 13, 2009, 12:51:16 AM
Half a bottle = definite vomit.

The only time I ever puked at J. Patricks was after drinking a ton of Irish Mist.

I drank a six pack of old chub and chased it with Powers before.  One of the worst alcohol related choices I have ever made.

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 13, 2009, 03:42:59 AM
Powers is always an A+ alcohol choice.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on October 13, 2009, 08:31:14 AM
Normally I would agree, but following up a six pack of 8% beer with the better part of a bottle proved to me that I cannot drink like Shane MacGowan.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Wozzeck on October 13, 2009, 09:58:28 AM
 I think about how much I used to be able to put away (and how much i did put away), and it amazes me that I did not become Shane McGowan.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on October 15, 2009, 01:55:05 AM
Drunk guy goes for more (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gq8dhfRTI#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 15, 2009, 02:24:07 AM
I think about how much I used to be able to put away (and how much i did put away), and it amazes me that I did not become Shane McGowan.

Man, I put away too fuckin' much. Despite putting away less than I'm inclined to, cuz of being aware that I can/do put away way too fuckin' much.

Sometimes I feel like I'd love to quit drinking almost entirely, but I still love drinking and have yet to get to the point where quitting seems like the best plan of action. Sure, with the amount of time I spend working out, and with how generally healthily I eat, if I were to not drink, I could be pretty fucking fit, but then what? I could live a life of deprivation and be of sound body, but I'd be depriving my mind (or at least my mind's desire to branch off from the world of sobriety) and belly of the pleasures that make life a pretty fuckin' nice gig.

As usual I remain torn, and will wake up tomorrow in a state of being fat, but strong. Fit, but often pretty lazy. Energized in healthy ways, but also enthusiastiac about having a few drinks and chilling the fuck out and feeling like I've earned it, despite basically just perpetuating the cycle.

And this all sounds sorta like I'm feeling sorry for myself, right? Wrong. I love my live, am fairly satisfied with my level of fitness, and don't give much of a fuck about how I look. I could be a helluva lot worse off.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 15, 2009, 02:56:46 AM
I drank a glass of wine out of a to-go coffee cup while I walked around the grocery store easlier tonight, it was pleasant.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on October 15, 2009, 03:01:58 AM
Drunk guy goes for more (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gq8dhfRTI#normal)

Hahaha, that was classic.  He was like a turtle that landed on it's back and can't flip itself back over.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on October 15, 2009, 03:43:56 AM
My body need sober sleep regularly to function. I consider this a good thing, because it keeps me from becoming an alcoholic
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 16, 2009, 01:33:06 AM
Ah, bourbon.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Libertine on October 17, 2009, 02:17:28 AM
Oh my god the security cam video.  That's too good.

I know I've been there at least once or twice before.  I'm glad no one taped it.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 17, 2009, 02:34:38 AM
Ah, yeungling.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on October 17, 2009, 09:04:21 AM
Oh my god the security cam video.  That's too good.

I know I've been there at least once or twice before.  I'm glad no one taped it.

You don't know that, son...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on October 17, 2009, 09:20:28 PM
I have a bottle of George Dickel whisky.  Best thing made in TN.

TN wine country, on the other hand, leaves a lot to be desired.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on October 18, 2009, 10:55:08 AM
Oh my god the security cam video.  That's too good.

I'm not sure he was merely drunk.  Looked like something was massively wrong with his legs.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 18, 2009, 01:13:23 PM
Yeah, I reckon he had to have been on something more serious than just booze.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on October 22, 2009, 02:24:09 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/funny-pictures-cat-watches-your-wine.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 22, 2009, 01:12:40 PM
I drank so much the other night.  I think I damaged myself.  No more going to gay bars and blowing money on dick dancers.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 08:38:34 PM
Damn, why do I not post in this thread of all threads here last at night?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on October 23, 2009, 02:16:38 AM
i can't wait to get drunk tonight
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 23, 2009, 02:27:46 AM
I got plastered with a NewZealander tonight. Good company. Would recommend the experience. Jealous of you J-trippers.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 23, 2009, 03:21:56 AM
I'm drunk.  It was so lame tonight.  I had to hang out with fourth in rotation and then wait until two to get first in rotation to come over. 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on October 23, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
I need to rebuild my pussy-posse again; I have two at the moment, however, they are starting to kinda bore me ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on October 23, 2009, 07:05:15 PM
I'm thinking about an Irish Two-Fer. I have some Middleton left and Damien just got back from Dublin with something not available in this country, won't tell me what it is. We're camping in Central VA for a brother clan's Samhain observance tomorrow. Drunken Celts to abound...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on October 24, 2009, 12:47:38 AM
Drunk guy goes for more (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gq8dhfRTI#normal)

OMG I have drank enough to float a fucking battleship, but I have never been that drunk.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 24, 2009, 03:05:49 AM
I watched this video as well and I have no idea how that guy was even still awake.  It was as if he was on autopilot or something.  I have stayed up for four days doing nothing but drinking beer/whiskey and doing cocaine.  I couldn't even drink anything on the fourth day because it felt like knives cutting the roof of my mouth.... yet.... I have NEVER been as drunk as that guy.  Therefore, it must be fake. 



Pussy posse, nice.  I call my dick collections, "rotation," because I'm prescribing myself sex injections and I take it all in rounds.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on October 24, 2009, 05:29:06 AM
Only takes one drink and one pill to get how that guy is.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 24, 2009, 10:58:36 AM
I've seen videos that would suggest that even something as simple as blunt force trauma blows to the head can bring about the same behavior.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 25, 2009, 01:19:27 AM
Double post, I know, but I'm wasted and it's time for some nice breaded chikkin. What do you guys eat when you're drunk as all fuck?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 01:30:54 AM
Just now: toasted ham & cheese sarnie Amy made us (gotta love that).
Then after: 2 spoonfuls of B&J peanut butter cup ice cream, and another beer, cuz I'm a fucking glutton!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 26, 2009, 12:05:08 AM
I had about 8 drinks last night and did three or four bumps of shitty cocaine.  This morning I woke up still drunk and after about an hour tried to go back to sleep.  I started sweating and my heart was racing.  I don't know if I was having a heart attack or a panic attack.  I don't drink every day and I do a few keys bumps twice or thrice a month.  I'm not binge drinking anymore and I am def. not doing coke anymore.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 26, 2009, 12:30:04 AM
My heart gives double-beats or skips beats if I don't get enough sleep. Maybe that's all it was. Hopefully.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 26, 2009, 01:47:46 AM
Mine has often done some weird shit, double or triple beats, etc, over the years.

And honestly that doesn't sound like good coke at all (my first clue was you saying it was "shitty"). Maybe there was something else in there?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 26, 2009, 02:10:51 AM
Maybe speed or rat poison?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 26, 2009, 02:53:39 AM
Never done rat poison, but that does sound like shitty speed or something.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 26, 2009, 11:51:34 AM
I haven't done rat poison intentionally, but you never know.  Where is fagmoth when you need him?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 26, 2009, 12:21:57 PM
He's in love. He's useless to us at the moment.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on October 29, 2009, 12:15:16 AM
... not that you remember!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 29, 2009, 01:38:47 AM
So NJ was torn in two tonight. I can't help but wonder what Tricky's experience was up north.
It was pretty manic here tonight. A buddy of mine placed a bet with an Antiguan bookie at 6:00. It was a woman, though.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on October 29, 2009, 01:51:50 AM
Can you find out what book?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on October 30, 2009, 05:16:06 AM
Ugh I am so fucking wasted.  Conquests, man.... retarded.... I'm like a fictional character. 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 30, 2009, 12:47:55 PM
Sasha as a fictional character: Nastasya Filippovna hands down.

Can you find out what book?
I'll ask him next time we have class together if I remember.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on October 30, 2009, 11:00:13 PM
I'm reading about Erzebet Bathory. Freaky bitch. Fuckin hawt...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on October 30, 2009, 11:29:02 PM
\m/ \m/

Venom - Countess Bathory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbldM7JEIeE#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 31, 2009, 02:11:55 AM
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on October 31, 2009, 04:10:39 AM
I have tried REALLY hard to like Sunn O))) but I can't.  I love doom metal and dark ambient probably more than anyone here, but the fact is Sunn O))) just isn't that good.

A poor decision, indeed.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on October 31, 2009, 06:24:11 AM
Hey don't conflate my poor choices with your inherent shortcomings.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on October 31, 2009, 08:42:35 AM
Uh huh
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on October 31, 2009, 09:41:43 AM
Sorry I bailed on you guys. I got a better offer...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on November 02, 2009, 11:04:18 PM
Yeah, well, here i am,

again.

My mom's B-day is tomorrow, the 3rd.

i'm fucked up ~  my bad.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 03, 2009, 01:14:48 AM
Needed New Orleans to cover and go over tonight so the boss would win the pool this week and roll it over till next week, which I was planning to win. No dice. Fuckin' Falcons and their late FG to fuck the spread.

That said, the office wins to the game. So that's good.

Also good: emp's evil Monday night team of Brees and Thomas didn't fuck my nice little lead over, quite.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 03, 2009, 01:22:53 AM
Can you find out what book?
I'll ask him next time we have class together if I remember.
My buddy said he placed his bet with SportFanatik. Dunno if that means anything to you. Also on closer questioning he's not sure it's Antiguan, just that it's Caribbean.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 03, 2009, 04:23:59 PM
I'd not heard of them, but it seems they're licensed and do operate to some extent here.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on November 09, 2009, 11:19:33 AM
my flippin' Aunt Pat,

can talk FOREVER ...

On MY 1.7 cents per min, card ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 09, 2009, 12:33:08 PM
Little early for posting in this thread, eh? It's what, 10AM? 9AM?, for you isn't it Fyre?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on November 09, 2009, 04:16:33 PM
Here's what ya do, Wenders. Put every thought you can imagine on 15 sheets of paper and call her collect. Then just read it. Serve her right. Then call Luke and read it. His head should be cleared up by now...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on November 10, 2009, 08:43:26 AM
That's going to be a very small font.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on November 10, 2009, 05:22:37 PM
She knows what she's doing...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on November 12, 2009, 01:35:48 AM
If it wasn't for the fact that she repeats a lot of stuff, i wouldn't mind,

but there are only so many WORDS you can say Back, while listening for an hour.

Hey!  THAT's what i'll put on my 15 pages ~

Short Responses That Mean Uh, Huh.

(i would NEVER be able to Read, aloud, 15 pages without completely losing my voice, and when THAT happens, i'm pretty much Stuck Like Chuck on the phone with whoever.)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 25, 2009, 12:27:58 AM
I'm growing to hate bars. I'm fucking inaudible.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 25, 2009, 02:30:51 AM
'Scuse me?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 25, 2009, 03:21:05 AM
*Shrugs. Nods. Looks around glumly at normal-voice people shouting to each other over the blasting music. Orders another beer using sign language.*
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on November 25, 2009, 03:34:47 AM
go to a better bar
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on November 25, 2009, 03:41:28 AM
Can you order drinks via SMS in Japan ?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on November 25, 2009, 04:25:19 AM
some places have touch-pad menus
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 25, 2009, 06:58:24 PM
I have the natty boh guy tattooed on my arm.  I can just point.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 25, 2009, 07:05:08 PM
Haha. Awesome!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on November 26, 2009, 10:17:42 AM
go to a better bar
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on November 26, 2009, 10:51:01 AM
thank you
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 26, 2009, 11:02:23 AM
I know, I know. It's kind of sad, though, that it would only be a "better" bar in that it could cater to my timid voice.
I just realized why my favorite bars are the ones they are, though. They're all places with jukeboxes where people only pay for songs if it's a hell of a night.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on November 26, 2009, 11:06:21 AM
all I can say right now is that drinking over here is fabulous fun. Sorry that's all I have right now
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on November 26, 2009, 11:43:56 AM
all I can say right now is that drinking over here is fabulous fun. Sorry that's all I have right now

this is pretty much true.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on November 27, 2009, 09:00:22 AM
fyug tghifds

[immg]http://images.smh.com.au/2009/11/27/929396/droughtcrop-420x0.jpg[img]
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on November 27, 2009, 09:32:35 AM
fyug tghifds

(http://images.smh.com.au/2009/11/27/929396/droughtcrop-420x0.jpg)

His pants are up so we'll go with this:

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".

Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong,
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,

"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on November 27, 2009, 09:44:02 AM
Ok, that's something I never expected to read here.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 27, 2009, 01:35:51 PM
We had an Australian exchange teacher in primary school who was fairly surprised to learn that we all knew Waltzing Matilda already, despite not having a fucking clue what most of it meant.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on November 27, 2009, 01:38:48 PM
More info needed.

How the fuck...no, Why the fuck did you know it back then ?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 27, 2009, 01:39:28 PM
I have no idea. Rolf Harris maybe?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on November 27, 2009, 01:49:05 PM
ahh. yes. I keep forgeting you have been exposed to him.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 27, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
I've known it from childhood due to growing up on Burl Ives.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on November 27, 2009, 04:41:49 PM
I actually knew it as "Tom Traubert's Blues (Four Sheets To The Wind In Copenhagen)", a war protest song by Tom Waits in the 70s before I learned all the verses to Waltzing Matilda.

And before I get abused again for being a Tom Waits fan, let me take this opportunity to say fuck you.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on November 27, 2009, 04:51:50 PM
(http://monsterrebellion.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/msg-119030813014.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 27, 2009, 06:11:22 PM
Is there an anti- Tom Waits undercurrent here?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 27, 2009, 06:18:31 PM
Not to my knowledge. The only vaguely anti-TW thing I can remember saying is that Leonard Cohen is better.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on November 27, 2009, 07:35:58 PM
I always gets persecuted for my taste in music. Always I tells ya!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: mosh on November 27, 2009, 08:05:51 PM
last night was a bigger night than I thought it was...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Libertine on November 28, 2009, 02:26:22 AM
I went out drinking tonight at hit up some bars in college park, md.  I saw some dude break a bottle over the head of a bouncer at this bar, and then the bouncer proceedued to annihilate this dude within an inch of his life and then like 8 dudes restrained the bouncer before he killed this guy then i left and walked back home to chill because that shit was too intense.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 29, 2009, 05:16:00 AM
Made a hundred tonight in AC. Can't feel my face. Time for bed.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on November 29, 2009, 06:01:45 AM
He slap you around a bit ?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on November 29, 2009, 06:53:00 AM
fuck you and your lack of asteriandless
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on November 29, 2009, 11:27:49 AM
Last night I didn't go out because I had a bad day and I was hungover.  Now I regret it though because I got a bunch of calls after two telling me about a sweet party with 21 year old boys asking where I was.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on November 29, 2009, 10:17:11 PM
DiSaronno and ginger ale cuz I'm all cultured and shit...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 30, 2009, 01:32:45 AM
I'm really tired and think I'm about to have an earlyish night. Me = lame.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on November 30, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
DiSaronno and ginger ale Chocolate-flavored Tequila cuz I'm all cultured and shit...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Libertine on November 30, 2009, 12:05:23 PM
DiSaronno and ginger ale cuz I'm all cultured and shit...

This sounds fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on November 30, 2009, 02:17:08 PM
Yeah I got it from some gay Puerto Rican guy on a DiSaronno commercial. It's aint bad, crisp and almondy...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 30, 2009, 03:08:27 PM
Amaretto is good just on the rocks. That's a delicious beverage.

Note: it doesn't combine pleasantly with ice cream. I know from experience.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on November 30, 2009, 03:31:24 PM
Ice Cream is for Frangelico. Best fucking milkshake EVER.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 30, 2009, 03:43:03 PM
I'll have to try it. I have a buddy who sends me a bottle of the stuff every year for my birthday. It's a bit of an in-joke as the only reason he started buying it for me was due to his confusion that it was my favorite drink ever. After I cleared it up we had a few good laughs, but the Frangelico keeps coming. A lot of people don't even know what it is.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 30, 2009, 05:14:06 PM
You should make chocolate cake shots.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on November 30, 2009, 06:34:33 PM
If that's a chocolate cake with shots of liqueur soaked up in its flesh then I'm waaay ahead of you.
If not, it's time to divulge the recipe.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on November 30, 2009, 06:38:15 PM
If memory serves, you do a half shot of vodka, half shot of Frangelico, shoot it, then bite into a slice of lime covered in sugar. Tastes JUST like chocolate cake.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 01, 2009, 01:02:15 AM
DCT:  This is my favoritte bible verse: For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow

I don't know why I'm reading bible verses after drinking, going to a concert, then drinking.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 01, 2009, 02:07:16 AM
I dunno, you trying to seem kinda Baloresque?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 01, 2009, 02:08:32 AM
Great verse though, btw. And I say the grief and sorrow are well worth it.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on December 01, 2009, 04:00:19 AM
You can always have too much of a good thing.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 01, 2009, 08:09:21 AM
I just finished 2 practice tests over 4 1/2 hours. Bottle.Sake.Open.Now
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on December 01, 2009, 09:05:47 AM
Use the force, Nick.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on December 01, 2009, 09:32:47 AM
I just finished 2 practice tests over 4 1/2 hours. Bottle.Sake.Open.Now  and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth thirst.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on December 01, 2009, 04:03:24 PM
Nick could stare at the wall all day and feel like he deserved a bottle of sake at the end of it.  He is insatiable!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 01, 2009, 06:51:24 PM
sometimes you gotta have it.


Dear Japanese Grammar,
Fuck you for what you're doing to my test scores, I'm taking you down.
Nick
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on December 02, 2009, 10:10:46 AM
Dear Japanese Grammar,
Fuck you for what you're doing to my test scores, I'm taking you down.
Nick

Dude, Japanese Grammar doesn't speak English.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 02, 2009, 09:27:02 PM
Maybe that's why I didn't learn anything new last night. Bakayaro
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on December 03, 2009, 01:41:58 PM
lol


http://www.neatorama.com/2009/12/01/vodka-soon-available-in-pill-form/ (http://www.neatorama.com/2009/12/01/vodka-soon-available-in-pill-form/)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on December 03, 2009, 02:21:03 PM
Oh man. I would pay a premium for something so cool. I can see this going black market in high schools.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Libertine on December 05, 2009, 03:27:29 AM
I've been drinking for 10 hours straight and I'm not straight at all I' mabsoltuly annihilate.d
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on December 05, 2009, 05:41:51 AM
Maybe drinking would improve my speeling.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Libertine on December 05, 2009, 01:56:37 PM
Just wow.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on December 05, 2009, 03:11:05 PM
I didn't do any blow last night and I am not that hungover.  Mission accomplished.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 10, 2009, 02:36:45 AM
Holy shit, this chick I was checking (name withheld) is HOT. Maybe I shoulda been more forward. Regardless, this place is now flooded with hotties down here for agents' week.

I'd like to get laid.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 10, 2009, 03:31:49 AM
you deserve it and we deserve some pics of hot chicks. be more forward dammit
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on December 10, 2009, 09:39:13 PM
Looking like you look,

being as cool as you are,

living in Paradise ~

dude, if YOU can't get laid,

there is NO HOPE for the rest of us!

(well, except sasha and tricky, that is)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 11, 2009, 02:23:12 AM
drunken blah blah etc

you deserve it and we deserve some pics of hot chicks. be more forward dammit

Wow. No recollection whatsoever of posting last night!

The pics thing is a good idea though. There's nothing chicks love more than to pose for a picture when they're all dolled up.

Looking like you look,

being as cool as you are,

living in Paradise ~

dude, if YOU can't get laid,

there is NO HOPE for the rest of us!

(well, except sasha and tricky, that is)

It's weird, there seems to be a strange perception here that I'm some kinda pretty boy or something. I don't consider myself ugly, but I'm not really, really, ridiculously good looking either. That said, I am the coolest mofo I know, so you're half right.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on December 11, 2009, 10:11:11 AM
A)  Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

B)  Beauty is more than skin deep.

You're a nice looking man, with an excellent attitude, someone i would think of as a Hipster, ready and willing to have some fun, but with a heart.

Although that might sound like a bunch of brown-nosing, it's just the way i personally see you,

and since i'm not looking to "get" anything from you,  ROFLMFAO!!!

i can afford to call it as i see it.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on December 11, 2009, 03:39:08 PM
I am so hung-over.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on December 11, 2009, 07:07:44 PM
CDT:  i'm going to BE so hungover ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on December 12, 2009, 01:17:44 AM
I'm hungover drinking  wine and I think it was a bad idea.  I feel super weird now.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 12, 2009, 02:07:12 AM
I'm going to be really drunk in about 5 hours. In the meantime I'm going to pick up some new glasses, get an iPhone and go to the gym. The glasses are rad, but I need to force myself to stick to the original budget when I go shopping. This is why I never go shopping for stuff and I never buy computer games.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on December 12, 2009, 08:02:53 AM
Wine SUX!!!

Well, unless you have a major stock of VitC.

Do you like Mimosas?

rofl
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on December 12, 2009, 08:04:17 AM
I'm going to be really drunk in about 5 hours. In the meantime I'm going to pick up some new glasses, get an iPhone and go to the gym. The glasses are rad, but I need to force myself to stick to the original budget when I go shopping. This is why I never go shopping for stuff and I never buy computer games.

Now THERE's a Moto ALL men should live by!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on December 12, 2009, 10:30:57 AM
(http://www.bikeexif.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/moto_major_350.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on December 12, 2009, 10:35:09 AM
Seat height?

NICE fucking buzz.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 13, 2009, 09:11:40 PM
(http://www.bikeexif.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/moto_major_350.jpg)

this reminded me to tell you all to watch The Worlds Fastest Indian
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on December 13, 2009, 11:17:04 PM
this reminded me to tell you all to watch The Worlds Fastest Indian

i bet it's a movie about a young girl that falls in love with an indian and nearly rides him to her death, isn't it?

then her grandfather teaches her a valuable lesson about family before they all sailed off together.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on December 13, 2009, 11:23:33 PM
i bet it's a movie about a young girl that falls in love with an indian and nearly rides him to her death, isn't it?

then her grandfather teaches her a valuable lesson about family before they all sailed off together.

Dude. Get a girlfriend. Seriously.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on December 13, 2009, 11:27:35 PM
Dude. Get a girlfriend. Seriously.

I can't find seem to find one with whom I'm all that satisfied.  Everyone in the world ends up being critically flawed, up close.

Also, Nick once recommended "The Whale Rider" to me; I was just assuming Nick liked similar plots in films.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on December 13, 2009, 11:52:53 PM
Rabbit-proof fence.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 14, 2009, 02:29:05 AM
Dude. Get a girlfriend. Seriously.

I can't find seem to find one with whom I'm all that satisfied.  Everyone in the world ends up being critically flawed, up close.

Also, Nick once recommended "The Whale Rider" to me; I was just assuming Nick liked similar plots in films.

And the Whale Rider is a great film, no? Go rent the movie.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 14, 2009, 02:50:25 AM
Few shooting stars but not much in the way of a "shower" per se. Oh well, nice lime.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on December 18, 2009, 10:56:47 PM
Three kinds of Irishwhiskey and belgian dark choclate. Mmmmmm
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 19, 2009, 02:43:25 AM
A million beers + George dickel + egg nog.

Egg nog mixed with beer is surprisingly not a throw-up inducing concoction.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 19, 2009, 08:05:02 AM
where are my pics of hot women, si?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on December 19, 2009, 08:14:35 AM
Egg nog mixed with beer is surprisingly not a throw-up inducing concoction.
Highly surprising. I'm going to have to test this.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Libertine on December 19, 2009, 01:50:03 PM
Won 4 games in a row of beer pong before being mercifully removed from the table.

Walked home in a blizzard this morning it was like Cormac McCarthy's The Road in live action.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Nitya on December 19, 2009, 03:10:20 PM
this reminded me to tell you all to watch The Worlds Fastest Indian

that reminded me of

Goodness gracious me comedy Six million rupee man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rchwa5VOmjM#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 19, 2009, 06:19:37 PM
where are my pics of hot women, si?

Haven't even charged the camera.

But I have been hanging out with some, if that's any help!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on December 20, 2009, 12:52:41 AM
CDT- FML.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 20, 2009, 01:52:01 PM
Sounds like a country song.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on December 20, 2009, 09:25:22 PM
Peg Leg Imperial Stout
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 20, 2009, 09:37:01 PM
I love that beer.

My brother tended bar at a place on campus that had it on tap for 2 years and I would go in and drink it for free nearly every Friday.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on December 24, 2009, 02:12:18 PM
I haven't been drunk in forever.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on December 24, 2009, 04:10:04 PM
Eggnog.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: taiko on December 24, 2009, 05:29:56 PM
Now:
(http://www.sierranevada.com/beers/images/harvest2008_bottle.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 24, 2009, 06:01:41 PM
am about to have a Montheiths and BBQ a rack of lamb. Until then my envy is yours
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on December 24, 2009, 06:27:46 PM
I've had a nap, an espresso and a bigass bowl of thai curry, and now I will drunk post utnil I run out of booze. And since I have powers, makers mark and I think some scotch, might be a while...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 24, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
sweet!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on December 24, 2009, 09:45:09 PM
Un-fucking-real. I'm out of booze at 9:40pm on Christmas Eve and I could still pass a sobriety test... This is so unfair. I guess I didn't make Santa's "nice" list.

Big fuckin' surprise.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: 13chemicals on December 24, 2009, 11:52:35 PM
I'm drinking apple brandy hot toddy's.... is this going to be bad?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 25, 2009, 07:45:31 PM
yes, but enjoy yourself first
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 26, 2009, 03:11:47 AM
DCT Dec 25 2009

11am: call from longtime friend who I'm meeting at Nelson's Dockyard Champagne party

11:30am: woke up, got up, drank a beer

11:33am -> 12:15pm: showered, got dressed, etc. drank another beer, joked a smoint

12:25pm -> 1pm: drove to NDCP, Strongbow and subsequent joint on the way down

1pm -> later, till now, drunken stoned xmas stuff. (I did find myself in an increasingly small space tonight, sitting at a bar, in between two very interesting young ladies)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 26, 2009, 04:10:02 AM
joked a smoint

!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on December 26, 2009, 06:47:07 AM
hmm, I wonder why he added the part about what he was dreaming.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 26, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
Um, OK?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Dr Benway on December 28, 2009, 03:39:38 AM
Nursing a two day or three day evening,  the amount of incoherence that smuggles for warmth in this chalk warm tomb of callous mouse paint and dangerous mosaic art of wild girls dancing in a pattern in the stars.
I've erupted. and now I'm hiding in the back ground screen I suppose.
I've got my laptop and this ridiculous cheap keyboard plugged into it.
I look like someone playing those multi--keypad organs.
Except it's a laptop not an organ. Maybe someday, the organ and the laptop will fuse, but not today.
No, fuck you electronic music get back in that pocket!
Anyway, you're more than ridiculous to reply.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on December 28, 2009, 09:51:54 AM
WHO LET THE FAGS OUT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr1ff5Kxus0#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Lothar on January 07, 2010, 03:49:11 AM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_e8xbOzldswA/SnA19uPWGnI/AAAAAAAACcE/BZsAkLQBy7Y/s400/IMG_5397.JPG)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: (_)_)===D on January 07, 2010, 01:03:19 PM
That stuff sounds good.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on January 08, 2010, 04:57:02 AM
CDT: drinking beer in the summer in a city full of hot women is fun
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on January 08, 2010, 11:35:09 PM
I've come round to the point that room temp beer is ok.

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: arielle.looney on January 12, 2010, 12:32:25 AM
Hello.  My name is ... hmmm ... fyrenza and I went to the packy earlier and bought:

1 750ml bottle of Carolyn's Irish Cream  ~  they won't have the 1750ml's in until tomorrow, durn the luck!

1 8 or 12 oz bottle of vodka

AND

Drambuie, the flippin' leftover gift set from Christmas, complete with a pretty cool Drambuie FLASK,

which, the moment I saw, I knew MUST be for Zoomie!

Shall I send it empty or FULL, babe?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: arielle.looney on January 12, 2010, 12:33:16 AM
Hello.  My name is ... hmmm ... fyrenza and I went to the packy earlier and bought:

1 750ml bottle of Carolyn's Irish Cream  ~  they won't have the 1750ml's in until tomorrow, durn the luck!

1 8 or 12 oz bottle of vodka

AND

Drambuie, the flippin' leftover gift set from Christmas, complete with a pretty cool Drambuie FLASK,

which, the moment I saw, I knew MUST be for Zoomie!

Shall I send it empty or FULL, babe?

Oh, yeah, and try to snap up your reply ~ I just ran out of Carolyn's ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on January 12, 2010, 08:55:34 AM
Sending you a PM.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on January 29, 2010, 04:32:52 AM
DRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUNK!!!!!

Yep.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on January 29, 2010, 08:42:14 AM
Drinking, laughing and playing cards with your mates on a Friday is awesome
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on January 30, 2010, 03:22:32 AM
DCT: a couple bottles of red wine go great with a joint, regardless of one's previous weed and alcohol intake.

I hope Doormouse reads this shit and appreciates what I did here and in that other thread.
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Post by: arielle.looney on January 30, 2010, 10:13:01 AM
DCT: a couple bottles BOXES of red wine go great with a joint, regardless of one's previous weed and alcohol intake.

I hope Doormouse reads this shit and appreciates what I did here and in that other thread.


Fixed!
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Post by: underclass on February 02, 2010, 06:47:29 AM
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5777/photo3z.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: arielle.looney on February 03, 2010, 06:24:18 PM
CDT:  I'm fucking drinking ...

A couple of things happened with Dear's sis and my dad, and now Dear isn't too terribly concerned with my drunken antics, anymore.  I suspect that it has to do with the fact that things could be SO much worse than me careening around the house, laughing at pretty much EVERYTHING that happens, saying "DAMN, I'm funny when I'm drunk/high/BOTH!"

Man, life must really suck for most folks.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on February 03, 2010, 09:45:43 PM
especially those in the same house
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on February 03, 2010, 09:48:50 PM
Hahaha!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on February 06, 2010, 08:56:39 AM
CDT: woo!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on February 06, 2010, 01:16:46 PM
DCT: a couple bottles of red wine go great with a joint, regardless of one's previous weed and alcohol intake.


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2229/1662973319_accc86d6da_o.jpg)

Quote from: Looney
CDT:  I'm fucking drinking ...
...
Man, life must really suck for most folks.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2376/1662974799_cf3cd7a05a_o.jpg)
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on February 06, 2010, 10:42:28 PM
I stocked up om Bass and Guiiness before the storm hit and I have (or rather, had) lots of Jamie, Bushmills and Paddy.

It's been a rather pleasant 36 hours. I havent seen but a few moments of sobriety, with the blessings of the Leprechaun.

But sadly areielle has abandoned me.,,
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: arielle.looney on February 07, 2010, 11:25:53 PM
NOT!!!

NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just copped a house cleaning job with this weird old dude that owns EVERYTHING in HIS house, and lowly cleaning women aren't allowed,

except under "certain" circumstances, to TOUCH stuff like computer keyboards.

(Where "Certain Circumstances" = cooked real food)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on February 16, 2010, 05:29:22 AM
Who was it that was singing the praises of PBR? Wasn't that you SI?

Well the local market has had PBR 16oz six packs on sale for $3.99 So yeah boy I'm gonna suck some of this shit.
About two er 12 in now. Bought a case today and plan to buy another before their inventory expires.

Yeah it's ok, old school. Refreshing really.



From the land of sky blue waters, oops wrong ad.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on February 16, 2010, 04:12:15 PM
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Haha I love it!

Who was it that was singing the praises of PBR? Wasn't that you SI?

Yep, that were me. For the price, it really can't be beat.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on February 17, 2010, 09:07:08 PM
I ended up crawling around on my hands and knees for a couple of hours yesterday. Laid on the front porch puking for a bit, crawled back into the house I've been working on and passed out for a bit. A couple hours later and a bowl of chicken noodle soup and I finally came around enough where I felt safe to drive myself home. Apparently I drank about 2 and a half six packs of that shit in pretty short order. I've been working on my truck in the driveway over there, had a blown head gasket and no I didn't even come close to getting it running yesterday. LOL
Man for a good while I simply could not stand up let alone even think about driving anywhere.

But, it runs today so I'm happy.

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on February 17, 2010, 09:32:45 PM
I like Sierra Nevada beer
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on February 17, 2010, 09:40:36 PM
Fuck yeah, especially their Pale Ale.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: The Geek on February 20, 2010, 04:34:02 PM
Man fuck this responsibility shit, I miss being a hilarious drunkard!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on February 20, 2010, 10:37:04 PM
Drunks are much more entertaining if you're NOT one of them.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on February 21, 2010, 02:25:16 PM
Man, not even. Drunks are fucking annoying as hell if you're sober.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on February 21, 2010, 04:10:39 PM
True.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on February 23, 2010, 01:52:18 AM
DCT: Pleasantly tipsy right now to go along with my spacey high. Several beers and a cider and a shot of whisky in, feelin' nice.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on February 27, 2010, 09:14:54 PM
It really depends on whether you're interacting with the drunks, or just watching them.  Interacting with drunks while you're sober is frustrating.  Watching your roommate fall down the stairs while you sit on the couch is funny.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on February 28, 2010, 01:26:49 PM
True.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on March 02, 2010, 09:22:27 AM
I'm stressed, tired, annoyed.... and drinking scotch. This can only end badly
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: The Geek on March 05, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
I find most drunks annoying when I am not plastered like them unless I get them to do menial tasks involving motor skills fun and dangerous
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on March 06, 2010, 12:30:21 PM
Wasted. Gnight
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 06, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
Jameson and lemons.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Libertine on March 06, 2010, 08:31:10 PM
Bacardi + Barq's Root Beer.

The Barqardi.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 06, 2010, 09:36:19 PM
Yeah, you posted this on FB so I not only want to puke on you I want to smack you too. But at least I didn't tell you this there.

I'm still drinking Jame and watching Snow White.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2010, 03:15:21 PM
Not a current thought, but on Thursday night a few of us destroyed a bottle of 1800, a case of 500ml Strongbow, 3/4 case of Heineken, 5 bottles of red wine, half a bottle of dark rum and a bottle of vodka. That was a good night.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on March 07, 2010, 06:39:40 PM
CDT:  I need another drink.

brb
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 07, 2010, 07:42:35 PM
Yellowtail Shiraz. On the second bottle. I hope there's a third.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2010, 03:05:11 AM
Damn, I fucked this chick last night drunk, and I'm saying "fuck it" and I'm drunk now ...
W3rd!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on March 08, 2010, 03:55:47 PM
Back!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Drugmoth on March 09, 2010, 12:52:31 PM
Dear Alcohol:  I haven't seen you for a few weeks, sup dude?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 09, 2010, 03:12:45 PM
Dear Alcohol:  I haven't seen you for a few weeks, sup dude?

a song to reintroduce you two:

Gogol Bordello - Alcohol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fmZCve025Q#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2010, 04:47:50 PM
And for those of us who don't speak fluent Che Guevara...

Alcohol - Barenaked Ladies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZZ7_l1QaZ8&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on March 10, 2010, 12:08:22 PM
Jamie Foxx Feat. T-Pain- Blame It (On the Alcohol) (Official Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48P5uAMCjv0#normal)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 17, 2010, 05:26:53 PM
Finished paper, had a nightcap, woke with coffee and bourbon, submitted paper, returned home to finish bourbon, soused by 5PM.

Tonight began this morning.
Happy St.P to all you nonwanks who recognize the holiday as a celebration of greenness and drunkenness.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on March 17, 2010, 05:51:00 PM
To you too, sir!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on March 18, 2010, 02:41:42 AM
Rock on guys, I finished my bottle of scotch last night and have to get some more
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on March 18, 2010, 03:37:05 PM
I is epic drunk. 4am on a Thursday.
See you on the weekend
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on March 18, 2010, 04:15:18 PM
I'd point out it's Friday... but you seem to have a good excuse for being mixed up.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on March 19, 2010, 01:09:57 AM
Dumbasses St Pats came and went without even a nod. Stop plying the clerics trade.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on March 19, 2010, 02:05:00 AM
i met a guy last night who told me he'd fight me if I was lying to him about not having cigarettes.
I think he was telling the truth.

Society is right to encourage the "wear green on st. Patricks' day" motif. It helps us normals identify the assholes at 3AM when we're wasted and just want to crawl back into a warm bed.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on March 19, 2010, 04:33:06 AM
And here I thought it was a celebration of GINGERS!!!

Another bubble, burst.

It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

Cripes.











ROFLMAO

HEY!  Has anyone noticed anything different about my drunken posts?  Like:  I don't seem nearly as drunk, lately?  I"M NOT!  I'm MIXING grog with coffee.  Sort of made a mistake, at first, not using the decaf, but, HEY!  It's all good, now!

Drunk Driving School is da bomb!  They teach you how to actually MAINTAIN when you're rolling down drunk!  Gotta LURVE that!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on March 30, 2010, 05:11:00 PM
...

okay.





Dear Diary,

wEndering if i should just watch TV online, sip the "cog" (coffee&grog), and

...  (con't in Thoughts.High.Current)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on March 31, 2010, 12:24:44 AM
How the fuck is decaff going to help with the palsies? You need the caffeine to counter the other. Drinking decaff is like drinking brown water. May as well just drink plain water, do you more good anyway.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on April 01, 2010, 03:13:56 PM
There was something, it's been a while ago, about decaf being especially bad for women.

Anyway, I'm with you ~ what's the point if it doesn't have any kick?

Think I'll have caffeine withdrawal if I stop drinking cogs?  Up to this point, I only ever drank ONE cup of coffee a day, and normally don't drink soda...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 01, 2010, 05:38:57 PM
My mom pulled a cute trick once because she was worried about my caffeine intake and she switched the coffee for decaf.

She came clean after my second day of brain-melting headaches.

since then I've cut back a bit.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on April 01, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
I didn't know decafe was that expensive.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 01, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
I think it was more that she was worried about my caffeine intake and she swi
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on April 01, 2010, 10:57:55 PM
hearing stories like this keeps be drinking tea most of the time
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on April 03, 2010, 01:03:08 AM
They make decaf TEA, too!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2010, 01:34:17 AM
so who else is drunk on a deep sunday night?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 05, 2010, 03:04:30 PM
I was, yeah.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2010, 04:22:40 PM
It suddenly came to me at 1:30 that my buddies were trading off who did shots with me so that they'd stay sober while I degenerated into a subhuman state. I was the amusement for the night. Some friends.

PS - brutal hangover now.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on April 19, 2010, 01:46:57 PM
Well it finally happened, I got busted for DUI last night. First time ever though.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on April 19, 2010, 02:27:56 PM
Why were you even driving? I thought you mostly got drunk at home?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on April 19, 2010, 03:45:05 PM
He was on a liquor run
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2010, 03:58:09 PM
Going by the posts I have read... He could of been drunk the day/week before and still get done.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on April 19, 2010, 10:25:43 PM
I recently made contact with an old army (drinking) buddy from back in the day. He was helping me do some primer on my rental and we sucked down a few too many in the process. I got busted on the way back home only about 4 minutes from my destination.
There was no accident or anything like that, I just couldn't pass the sobriety test. Well geeze I was apparently almost four times over the legal limit for Ca.

Um I guess it looks like I'll loose my license for some period of time and there will surely be a hefty fine. They took my license but gave me a temp good for 30 days pending a final outcome.
I may be able to get a restricted license but I don't know yet. It was only $132 to get my car out of impound today though, not too bad, much less than I expected.

I'll have to plead no contest when I get to court because of my BAC and take the first offender DUI class.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2010, 11:02:26 PM
Tell the judge you were on your way home from an alien probing and the alcohol was medicinal. And wear the tinfoil hat.

Problem solved.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on April 19, 2010, 11:43:43 PM
It'll only work if I can bring my cat along.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/1505091017_e3fc22ffb8.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 20, 2010, 03:02:06 AM
Dear New Jersey Transit,
Temporary delays my ass.
You've been temporarily delayed the entire year.
Now stop fucking around and give us real warnings like:
"White dudes mean trouble at 2AM"
"Pissing in the corners results in fines"
or
"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on April 21, 2010, 09:27:54 PM
Stop. Hammertime.

Just stopped in to my apartment for a breather and then it's back to the bars in 30 minutes to renew a relationship with my permanent accessory.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 22, 2010, 11:57:02 AM
I'm going sober for a while
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on May 23, 2010, 11:55:38 PM
I went sober yesterday. Today, aw fuck it.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2010, 12:41:51 AM
I've not had a drop of alcohol in just over two months.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 24, 2010, 03:26:41 PM
I've been drinking.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on May 25, 2010, 05:11:27 AM
Dear New Jersey Transit,
Temporary delays my ass.
You've been temporarily delayed the entire year.
Now stop fucking around and give us real warnings like:
"White dudes mean trouble at 2AM"
"Pissing in the corners results in fines"
or
"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

ROFLMAO!!!

DAMN!  You're teh funneh when I'm drunk!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on May 25, 2010, 05:11:57 AM
I'm going sober for a while

"sup with dat?

I went sober yesterday. Today, aw fuck it.

Yeah.  I won't do THREE posts, 'cuz if I DO?  rofl!!!

My, MAN!!!

I've not had a drop of alcohol in just over two months.

Shall I send the bottle of Drambuie?

I've been drinking.

Wow.

Man, WHEN are you going to do a BLOG?!?  YOU, my friend, are EVERYONE's fantasy!  Even if you have to go home, alone?  I'd STILL be you in a heartbeat!!!  I have hands, AND I'm ambidextrous!  rofl

Not just that, but you are so fucking hands-down COOL!  The only REAL Hipster that I can claim a semi-friendship with!

Well, I mean, other than Zoomer and Tru!  ;)  But they're MEAN!  I have to keep THAT a secret...  rofl!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on May 25, 2010, 09:16:06 PM
The only appropriate celebratory inebriant at the moment is JD. And I'm on my third. Let's see where the night takes us shall we?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on May 27, 2010, 03:01:39 AM
Fuck roaches.


I mean the insects of course.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 27, 2010, 11:11:53 AM
I'm going sober for a while

I've almost made a week. A week counts as "a while", right?













Please.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on May 27, 2010, 06:07:08 PM
I wish I wanted to be an auto mechanic. I think they must be the happiest people ever.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on May 27, 2010, 06:35:07 PM
I'm going sober for a while

I've almost made a week. A week counts as "a while", right?













Please.

Of course it does!  It's a LONG time, when you're not used to having to say No to it, and when you just basically LIKEEE it.

Did you get grouchy?  lol  Man, I can't drink when I go to the ranch, right?  My dad's an alchie ~ yeah, the apple didn't fall from the tree ~ and honestly believes that I just Go Crazy if both of us are drinking, so I can't drink when I go there.  Anyway, I got UBER grouchy this time around, but I was physically hurting, too, so.

Are you trying to completely quit drinking, Nick?  From what I remember, that would be awfully hard in Japanese society,

but speaking as someone who has quit, several times, and for extended periods of time,

(for college; to be a big, burly truck driver)

I can tell you this:  If you need any help (crazy as that might sound, me being the way I am! ;) ), I'll help in any way I can!

Stumbling is NOT jumping off of a cliff.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on May 28, 2010, 02:25:20 AM
I was straight and sober for 7 years, didn't get a fucking thing done.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on May 31, 2010, 05:01:35 AM
I'm not addicted, I just have a bad habit of downing too many beers the evening before an 8am ball game. I need to manage myself more.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on June 03, 2010, 08:17:32 AM
I'm tried, stressed and there's not a drop in the house. I'm also not drinking this week. FML
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on June 03, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
I'm tried, stressed and there's not a drop in the house. I'm also not drinking this week. FML

now I'm just tired
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on June 03, 2010, 09:29:57 AM
LOL

Here it is 6:23 am and I'm currently sucking down the remains of last nights left over forty.
Looking forward to a full days work and riding my new bike.
Lets just see how that turns out mister not addicted.
 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 04, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
I'm down to one beer, but I have a half bottle of wine and some Grouse if need be.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: fyrenza on June 04, 2010, 04:46:04 AM
Man!

Can i be YOU???

Truly!

Jiust for a week!!!

I have unlimited herb and booze, but YOU...

Have I told you that I fucking HATE you, lately?

rofl!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 04, 2010, 05:01:06 AM
Down to the one beer and Grouse, but it's just about quittin' time anyhow.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 04, 2010, 09:28:31 PM
Just drank a bottle of some shitty pre-mixed mojito thing that I bought because I felt bad for the girl standing in the liquor store trying to sell it. 

This weekend is going to be a train wreck.  After I told myself 4 in a row was enough.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 05, 2010, 01:15:35 AM
I got fitshaced today at my sister's house. I just stopped by at about 4pm to say hey and we ended up smoking a bunch and drinking a bunch of ciders and beers, then eventually we got pizza and ribs and wings and more booze and a couple bootleg movies. I passed out around 9pm about 2/3 of the way through Prince of Persia, woke up about midnight and now I'm home, fairly sober but working on that.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on June 05, 2010, 09:43:43 AM
The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today


Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits, shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on September 08, 2010, 10:44:53 AM
started drinking awamori to try and take my mind of work and now I'm contemplating going to the corner store and buying another bottle.I have a client meeting in 8 hours. this isbad
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on September 10, 2010, 09:24:15 AM
So how did it go?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on November 19, 2010, 12:40:13 AM
Got piss assed today and tried to make my DUI school tonight  but ended up an hour late and toasted.

 Hefeydd  let me sigh in anyway.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on November 19, 2010, 05:50:11 AM
Seriously, what breed of tardlett does that?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on November 27, 2010, 03:28:51 AM
I have an inclination that my breath tonight is less than desirable, unfortunately I have no means of determining such from an external point of view. I used to care but when partaking the affront to innocent bystanders is not always immediately obvious.  Although ...actually... quite expected.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on November 27, 2010, 03:30:54 AM
Seriously, what breed of tardlett does that?

Mm the kind that always seems to surface after any storm?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on December 24, 2010, 08:06:03 AM
has nobody been drunk since Nov 27? We should get wasted on skype video and talk about the moob
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 15, 2011, 01:45:46 PM
Non-drunken thought:

http://alcoholismtreatment.info/ten-warning-signs-of-alcoholism.html

I used to meet 7/10.  Now I only meet 1/10 (drinking alone).  Not too worried about that one, because I am not a particularly social person. 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Doormouse on August 15, 2011, 10:30:56 PM
3.5 for me. Also not worried.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on August 15, 2011, 11:17:00 PM
Worried here, when drinking takes the place of eating you(I) are obviously in trouble.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on August 16, 2011, 03:22:18 AM
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on August 17, 2011, 01:17:01 AM
On my forth forty tonight and I have one in the freezer still, because it might as well be the coldest beer in town right.

I feel really mellow right now, Watching Spiderman 3 got a little bud left. I'm going to try going straight tomorrow {recovery} and the next day back at work. Hope I can make it, not sure though, I have very little willpower these days.

 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on August 22, 2011, 10:29:35 PM
Well I made it four days but I'll likely get another forty to add to the two I've already sucked down today. Then I'll lay off again for a few days. At least I proved I don't really need it, it's just to much fun to give up entirely.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on October 22, 2011, 08:57:07 AM
Snob drinking x at someone's house. My favorite kind of party. Dozens of bottles of wine at $30+ each but being at someone's house meant we weren't paying $80 per bottle. I'm tanked!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Luna on October 25, 2011, 02:20:47 AM
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: underclass on October 29, 2011, 07:54:20 PM
or find a more relaxed person to stay with
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: tricky on January 31, 2012, 09:04:03 PM
i'm not drunk but i want a drink. i don't have any mixers for my vodka. SIGH.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on February 01, 2012, 03:02:40 AM
I'm drinking now, however, I'm also fixing 3 computers ...
... It's a good night!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on February 01, 2012, 07:38:31 AM
premix night !

first drink in um...  i really dont know, years and years.


shame i cant forget my password.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: ttfg on February 01, 2012, 08:50:40 AM
2 vodka thingies down.

on the 2nd of boubon thingies now.

id forgoten how warm a person gets whem drinking.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on February 01, 2012, 02:25:53 PM
hahahahahah!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Luna on April 14, 2012, 08:32:58 PM
have decided that rum is my drink of choice, just NOT in bad company.
drink of choice in BAD company is tequila, Zoomie and a baseball bat.

I was rather pleasantly surprised that squishing all the juice out of clementines and mixing that with coconut juice and 100 proof rum was actually really tasty.

I won't be doing that again anytime soon though.

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on April 27, 2012, 06:03:17 PM
As much as I believe it is every living persons right to have access to free flowing beer.

This story still kinda sucks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17859117 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17859117)

I guess I would have been a cowboy if born a few decades earlier but today I feel a strong affiliation with the native Americans we fucked over "winning" the west. As a result of my military experience and the later realization that the war I signed up for was a complete hoax to loot the American Continent and innocents be damned I can better see how the owners of this land were fucked in the ass.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on April 30, 2012, 09:39:25 PM
Awww Jeeze, Please disregard anything I post in the next few hours.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on May 01, 2012, 01:44:52 PM
Non-drunken thought:

http://alcoholismtreatment.info/ten-warning-signs-of-alcoholism.html (http://alcoholismtreatment.info/ten-warning-signs-of-alcoholism.html)

I used to meet 7/10.  Now I only meet 1/10 (drinking alone).  Not too worried about that one, because I am not a particularly social person.

Ditto, now!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on May 01, 2012, 09:22:12 PM
I've heard that LSD is effective for alcoholism.
Now I just need to find some!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on May 22, 2012, 09:46:11 AM
Holy shit I lost track of how much I drank last night. But it was enough to make my eyes go all swimmy. First time I've been that intoxicated in quite a while.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Nitya on May 23, 2012, 08:34:54 PM
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Nitya on June 01, 2012, 02:35:45 AM
DCT: I can post in here!! I can!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 09:02:39 AM
G? You drinking?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on June 01, 2012, 02:44:41 PM
I am going to be SO wasted today. Just though I'd let you all know in case I post something stupid.

LOL like any of you could tell.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Nitya on June 01, 2012, 03:11:28 PM
G? You drinking?

not right now no.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on June 01, 2012, 03:44:00 PM
Well get on the stick schizznets it's almost the weekend. Soon enough.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2012, 04:21:13 PM
I started about 4 hours ago. PBJ and The Knot.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Nitya on June 01, 2012, 07:12:46 PM
PBJ sounds interesting.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on June 03, 2012, 08:41:49 AM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bd6b37ff87/peanut-butter-jelly-time (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bd6b37ff87/peanut-butter-jelly-time)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2012, 01:29:06 AM
Awww; I miss The Knot ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on December 06, 2012, 10:16:04 PM
WTF?
I've been a little paranoid driving after I've been drinking at all since my DUI. But I had a couple today and decided to drive to the store for more anyway. I was being extremely careful and don't have far to travel.

But Once I was accosted by the police while exiting the store so I decided to park on the other side of the parking lot and pretend I was a walk in.

WTH, fuck when I came out with my two forties the blue and red were flashing right behind my fucking car!   
It was the highway Patrol and they were there to hassle someone else. But why the fuck right at that exact moment?

Shit on a stick I can go to that lot 50,000 times in a row and never see a fucking police car. If I had parked next to the store they would have been across the lot but since I decided to park away so that no one in the store knew I was driving the cops were right behind my car!  Freaked me the fuck out. But I put my booze in the car and drove away like nothing was out of the ordinary and I find this coincidence almost to freaking hard to dismiss.

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 07, 2012, 12:55:10 AM
I think would too ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Luna on December 07, 2012, 10:16:24 PM
Liquor is not my Joan of arc anymore.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 08, 2012, 01:53:29 PM
I still love it ...
That's why I make my own now ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on December 08, 2012, 02:20:49 PM
>>I still love it ...
That's why I make my own now ...<<

Been thinking of doing that too.

I've heard you can make pretty good brandy from cheap wine with a very basic still.
Watched a few episodes of Moonshiners, seems like it would be pretty easy to do.

There is also a kit available that ferments any fruit juice into a potent drink over a couple of weeks or longer.   
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 08, 2012, 08:48:36 PM
Link me to that kit ...
I make fruit wine, and it's about 18%-20% ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 09, 2012, 02:57:06 PM
I make fruit whine
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Luna on December 09, 2012, 07:07:55 PM
I am allergic to hops. I found out when I was using Toms of Maine natural deodorant. So, that explains icky reactions to beers in the past. I used to love rum. Its just not the same as weed. Liquor makes me think and act sloppy.
Eh.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Zoomie on December 09, 2012, 07:44:13 PM
What makes you scream uncontrollably when you cum? I mean other than my tongue...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2012, 01:32:06 AM
I make fruit whine

Only when I spank the watermelon as I'm DP'ing it with Zoomie ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 10, 2012, 04:14:07 PM
http://videosift.com/video/Doin-it-with-my-bro (http://videosift.com/video/Doin-it-with-my-bro)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on December 11, 2012, 03:13:08 PM
Link me to that kit ...
I make fruit wine, and it's about 18%-20% ...

http://weinterrupt.com/2010/11/simple-kit-turns-juice-to-booze/ (http://weinterrupt.com/2010/11/simple-kit-turns-juice-to-booze/)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 11, 2012, 05:17:24 PM
Nice ...
90% of your fermentation happens within the first 3 days ...

You still have to clear the yeast out though ....
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on December 11, 2012, 08:12:56 PM
I was thinking the real key to this, since the kit really only contains brewers yeast basically as the active ingredient, is the check valve that allows pressure to release without allowing outside air back into the container.

Some people use a condom and let it inflate then burp it occasionally. The auto check valve in the kit seems like a care free method.

I think a hose into another bottle of water might work just as well. The brew will never siphon the water back up the tube because it maintains a positive pressure yet the pressure bubbles are free to escape. What do you think?



 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on December 11, 2012, 08:42:23 PM
Oh shit I just realized what I can do with this Mulberry tree in my back yard.

Gotta set up a press, like with wine to get the juice out. They are super sweet, I bet I wouldn't have to add any sugar.

Maybe even a regular juicer, just throw the berries down it. But the little stem bits might ad bitterness.

Next year man. ... I'm going to use this tree.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 12, 2012, 01:57:16 AM
You can use Fleischman's yeast if you really wanted to ...
... and, yes; you can use a tube into a glass (or jar) of water as well

... the balloon (or condom) method is simple; place it over the opening, poke a few SMALL holes in it,
... and when it deflates (after initial deflation) your fermentation is done; easy-peasy!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on December 12, 2012, 11:00:42 AM
Condoms come with small holes already. Small enough to let HIV through, just not sperm.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 12, 2012, 01:53:32 PM
... just sayin'
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on December 13, 2012, 11:51:12 PM
Hey guys we're talking about concoction, not conception.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 13, 2012, 11:57:51 PM
Uh-huh ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on December 14, 2012, 01:59:31 AM
More concoction less conception you fuckers.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Luna on December 14, 2012, 12:18:57 PM
you fuckers.

Precisely.

Wait. Thrash uses condoms? WHO the fuck uses condoms these days???!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 16, 2012, 05:35:53 PM
Smart people ...
I just don't need them now ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Luna on December 21, 2012, 09:43:27 PM
Smart people ...

Tru dat. I was kidding. 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on December 22, 2012, 03:38:03 PM
Haha ....
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on January 20, 2013, 12:07:25 PM
Well this is weird, last week I bought a box of wine and started drinking on Saturday, and woke up on Sunday with no recollection of any evening or night, thought it was still Saturday. Stayed sober all week and did the same this weekend. Exactly the same story, no recollection of it ever being night yet it's now 9:00 the next day.

I never had any dinner and never went to bed, yet here I am asking WTF.  It's like I was awake the whole time (I really tried to make an effort to keep track) yet many hours have passed and now it's the next day.

I get drunk a lot but this shit is freaking me out. How could I sit in this chair for so long without ever realizing it was night? How could I be getting my shit on without a break and suddenly realizing it's the next day?

I was even trying to take notice because of the week before yet here I am with no inkling that an entire evening went by.  I don't remember it ever getting dark!

 
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on January 20, 2013, 02:30:25 PM
Sounds pretty healthy to me.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: MacGirlver on January 20, 2013, 04:20:01 PM
Well this is weird, last week I bought a box of wine and started drinking on Saturday, and woke up on Sunday with no recollection of any evening or night, thought it was still Saturday. Stayed sober all week and did the same this weekend. Exactly the same story, no recollection of it ever being night yet it's now 9:00 the next day.

I never had any dinner and never went to bed, yet here I am asking WTF.  It's like I was awake the whole time (I really tried to make an effort to keep track) yet many hours have passed and now it's the next day.

I get drunk a lot but this shit is freaking me out. How could I sit in this chair for so long without ever realizing it was night? How could I be getting my shit on without a break and suddenly realizing it's the next day?

I was even trying to take notice because of the week before yet here I am with no inkling that an entire evening went by.  I don't remember it ever getting dark!

Maybe you have an evil split personality that only comes out on Saturday night. Are there any recent murders done in the area?
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on January 20, 2013, 05:29:29 PM
Why yes, yes there are!
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: FAH-Q on January 20, 2013, 06:44:28 PM
Saturday Night Truver:

(http://www.andyerupts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/werewolf-wolf.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on January 21, 2013, 03:39:06 PM
Yeah, this all sounds about right to me ...
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on October 29, 2018, 02:40:35 AM
Report on cheap beer brands.

Ok I have been drinking King Cobra for a few years but have recently spiced it up with some Hurricane High Gravity in the mix. Seems Cobra is only 4.8% and Hurricane is 8.1.
This is much closer to German beer. And you don't really taste  the alcohol. Plus they are the same price at the local liquor.

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on November 01, 2018, 08:38:16 PM
I like that, and, uhm ....
Something Steel ...
Uhm ....

Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on November 02, 2018, 10:45:22 PM
Steel Reserve, sort of a favorite around.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Tru on November 02, 2018, 10:49:54 PM
Also, the Cobra I'm drinking right now boasts a level of 6% so I guess the site I got the original info from was in error.
Title: Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ...
Post by: Thrash on November 03, 2018, 07:20:10 AM
I almost said "British Steel" ...
Then I remembered that that is a Judas Priest album ...