Nanako and I are trying to have a kid


I know you're all supportive of this!

It's about time. Now I know how much to charge you for sailing lessons.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_can_you_use_to_cause_a_miscarriage

Dude that's just wrong. Give Luke back his password.

Felicitats, Nick!!!

Anyway, if someone is gulping, you stand little chance of fertilizing anything but her tonsils.

Gulp? You've got the wrong attitude, son.

When your little filly is rocking a baby bump that you can point to and say, My cock did that., you will have reached a new level of manhood.

The next time someone gives you sass, you will be able to stand on their toes, look them in the eyes, and say, I am a MAN and a FATHER you punk-ass untermensch. I am POTENT and my seed has been FRUITFUL, and when you are DYING ALONE my sons shall be speaking PROUDLY of the man who FUCKED their MOTHER so well that she decided the world needed more MEN like HIM!

Or, you could have a half-asian, red-headed daughter and basically be in for a world of hurt.

Start popping them out.

Good luck!

Start popping them out.

yeah, before krsna impregnates her.

Good luck, man!

Or, you could have a half-asian, red-headed daughter and basically be in for a world of hurt.

Can we call them Jingers or Gingernese?

Or NiGers ~ nisei + ginger

How dare you ruin my Japan trip with a pregnancy you selfish bastard!

What Sasha said.

plenty to go around. ya'll be presenting doctors certificates first tho, filthy cumbuckets

Hope that it's not a boy, because he'll be short all around and then he won't have any game.... well maybe in Japan but not here.  If it's a girl she'll be super hot, I know this because Weezer wrote a song about it.

Wait, you aren't using empscum to accomplish this feat"?

Cool, good luck man!

I hope he/she isn't a midget! Damn those recessive genes...

Tell 'um about it Kyle.