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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


Who is this fucking for, anyway?(Read 14294 times)
Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #60 on: August 09, 2009, 04:04:15 PM
That's true too ....
But I'm saying ...
It doesn't have to be ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #61 on: August 09, 2009, 05:06:33 PM
Fat girls are always tight. Cuz the sides are padded.
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Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #62 on: August 10, 2009, 03:02:37 AM
This falls under the same category as the original:
http://www.efukt.com/2323_The_Vagina_Of_A_Transexual_.html
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #63 on: August 11, 2009, 09:42:01 AM
Can a mod please move the above post to the tranny thread?
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Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #64 on: August 11, 2009, 09:57:46 AM
And make your post completely incomprehensible?

We dont do that sort of thing around here...



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #65 on: August 12, 2009, 02:00:05 AM
I think that if all guys grew bigger dicks tightness would never be an issue.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #66 on: August 12, 2009, 09:38:11 AM
Now don't go confusing big vaginas with small dicks.
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Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #67 on: August 12, 2009, 10:27:22 AM
yeah, youre clearly upsetting krsna. JEEZ.

Its alright, dude. All the vaginas of the world are just loose.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #68 on: August 12, 2009, 05:46:51 PM
hahahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #69 on: August 12, 2009, 06:38:36 PM
It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #70 on: August 12, 2009, 07:32:56 PM
Man i could have gone my whole life without seeing a close up of that dude foreskin and hot damn that was an ugly vag.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #71 on: August 13, 2009, 02:43:52 AM
First lesson of LG don't watch the posted video links, second rule of LG don't watch the posted video links.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #72 on: August 15, 2009, 04:14:31 AM
I've never had to learn those rules cuz I've never broken those rules. Wrap your mind around THAT!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #73 on: August 15, 2009, 05:04:39 PM
Some shit we post is cool though ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #74 on: August 15, 2009, 05:17:33 PM
Considering the fact that the vast majority of my time spent here is when I'm at work, very little of what gets posted is cool for me.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #75 on: August 15, 2009, 05:21:17 PM
hahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #76 on: August 16, 2009, 01:53:35 AM
I can't watch the videos at work anyway since youtube is blocked.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #77 on: August 16, 2009, 02:50:10 AM
Is eFukt?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #78 on: August 22, 2009, 09:00:04 PM
I'm a kegeling mothafucka. For about 6 months, every time I piss I do kegels at least 10 times to stop the flow of urine. Sometimes I'll do a couple of hundred (once every few weeks) until the muscles are to exhaustion.

Right as you're about to cum it's AWESOME being able to clamp down and kegel that shit from coming out, and it really changes up the sensations of my orgasms. Sometimes I will kegel before cumming, sometimes I won't and sometimes I'll kegel, then stop, then kegel and then stop again in rapid succession as I am about to blow and haha those are the ones where I have had comments from two different women about my forceful ejaculations/amount of semen.

ALL HAIL THE KEGEL.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #79 on: August 23, 2009, 05:43:39 AM
That was the most homosexual thing I have ever read, and ....

I have had comments from two different women about my forceful ejaculations/amount of semen.

You're only had sex with two women and one of them is a 12 year old boy!



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #80 on: August 23, 2009, 06:00:04 AM
It's time to make a video of said forceful evacuation, just for you.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #81 on: August 23, 2009, 07:09:55 AM
I would let Dylan download that video from you and tell me about it.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #82 on: August 23, 2009, 06:33:13 PM
I'm a kegeling mothafucka. For about 6 months, every time I piss I do kegels at least 10 times to stop the flow of urine. Sometimes I'll do a couple of hundred (once every few weeks) until the muscles are to exhaustion.

Right as you're about to cum it's AWESOME being able to clamp down and kegel that shit from coming out, and it really changes up the sensations of my orgasms. Sometimes I will kegel before cumming, sometimes I won't and sometimes I'll kegel, then stop, then kegel and then stop again in rapid succession as I am about to blow and haha those are the ones where I have had comments from two different women about my forceful ejaculations/amount of semen.

ALL HAIL THE KEGEL.

You're a fucking faggot.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #83 on: August 23, 2009, 06:35:54 PM
..who is giving himself huge prostate issues in the future by the sound of it.
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Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #84 on: August 23, 2009, 06:46:42 PM
Uh yeah, I can't seeing a woman being turned on by a "forceful ejaculation". So you're either doing it for you or to impress the boys.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #85 on: August 23, 2009, 09:01:38 PM
Hahaha.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #86 on: August 23, 2009, 10:27:27 PM
whoa guys, watch out! this dude knows!



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #87 on: August 24, 2009, 05:44:35 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')