To catch those of you who aren't already familiar with me and my infamous neighbors, back in late September of '07, my neighbors and my boyfriend's family were in a feud with each other.  The neighbors were angry because Daniel's parents had just finished moving into their new house 10 miles away and decided instead of selling their land to the greedy neighbors, they'd give it to us instead.  They were also kind of pissed because the EPA was investigating them because Daniel's mom called and informed the EPA that they were dumping potential toxic waste in the lot they own next door to us (our neighbors live directly behind us, fyi).  So some words were exchanged, mainly just the neighbor bitch running her mouth.  Something along the lines of "I know all you do over there is smoke pot" came from her and Daniel's reply was, "Oh yeah?  Catch us."  Long story short, cops are at our door 3 hours later.  Caught.  Anyway, court dates were attended, fines were paid, that shit's done, but the neighbors are still huge dickholes.

Anyway, onto the reason for this thread.  After all that doucheyness and whatnot, I decided to take my dog out for a walk.  I had planned to take him aaaallll around the subdivision out here, a bit of a means of exploring for the both of us, as I'm not too familiar with this area still.  Well, I was walking him just up the street and neighbor dick is out mowing his lawn...something he seems to do just about every other day.  Well, he turns off his lawn mower when I get close and I think, "Great, what could this fuckwad have to say to me?"  The last interaction we had with him, he was threatening to kick Daniel's ass.  But he asked me which way I was going, which I thought was kind of odd, but I humored him and pointed the direction I was headed.  He said, "Oh good, because my wife has the dogs out in the yard and I don't want them to go after you."     Why the sudden niceness?  Weeeeiiiirrrrd.  Maybe his wife's just a massive cunt and he was warning me of her before I felt her wrath.  Weird, though, for a guy who'd rather see us jailed than in the house behind him.

Something along the lines of "I know all you do over there is smoke pot" came from her and Daniel's reply was, "Oh yeah?  Catch us."  Long story short, cops are at our door 3 hours later.  Caught. 

That made me laugh, sorry

It's a trap! BEWARE THINE NEIGHBOURS!

Something along the lines of "I know all you do over there is smoke pot" came from her and Daniel's reply was, "Oh yeah?  Catch us."  Long story short, cops are at our door 3 hours later.  Caught. 

That made me laugh, sorry

It's okay, the situation is rather comical.  If I didn't laugh at it, I'd probably be a nutcase, after having cops tear apart my house without a warrant and giggle at my sex toys and cause us a bunch of annoying grief over a damn bud and a shitload of pipes and bongs.  I miss all that stuff, though, my first pipe got confiscated and everything.  Bastards.

Ditto. I laughed and thought, wow, shitty! at almost the exact same time.

I'm pretty glad that almost all my neighbours are also in company housing, and that none of them (or my company for that matter) gives a fuck about how much weed I smoke.

Honor thy neighbor's wife with a flaming bag of dogshit.

Maybe he's out, mowing, to cover the scent of the pot HE's smoking to deal with the wife...

I just pooped in your thread.



       --poop--

I just pooped in your thread.



       --poop--

Fuckin' sweet.

Why do you still live there?  Can't afford to move out of your moms basement?

He just didn't want to have to chase his dogs

Actually, it sounds like a veiled threat to me.

Actually, it sounds like a veiled threat to me.

Agreed.

It's a trap! BEWARE THINE NEIGHBOURS!

It sounds like, oh yeah, if you were going in that direction, our dogs would fuck you up, so good thing you aren't.

a.k.a.-

Actually, it sounds like a veiled threat to me.

Agreed.

Something along the lines of "I know all you do over there is smoke pot" came from her and Daniel's reply was, "Oh yeah?  Catch us."  Long story short, cops are at our door 3 hours later.  Caught. 

That made me laugh, sorry

It's okay, the situation is rather comical.  If I didn't laugh at it, I'd probably be a nutcase, after having cops tear apart my house without a warrant and giggle at my sex toys and cause us a bunch of annoying grief over a damn bud and a shitload of pipes and bongs.  I miss all that stuff, though, my first pipe got confiscated and everything.  Bastards.

Even the dildo's?

I suppose you could hollow one out to make a bong, but who has that kind of time?

  Well, he turns off his lawn mower when I get close and I think, "Great, what could this fuckwad have to say to me?"  The last interaction we had with him, he was threatening to kick Daniel's ass.  But he asked me which way I was going, which I thought was kind of odd, but I humored him and pointed the direction I was headed.  He said, "Oh good, because my wife has the dogs out in the yard and I don't want them to go after you."     Why the sudden niceness?  Weeeeiiiirrrrd.  Maybe his wife's just a massive cunt and he was warning me of her before I felt her wrath.  Weird, though, for a guy who'd rather see us jailed than in the house behind him.

He was afraid you might just retaliate for his bullshit if his dogs went after you and he'd lose them. It was selfish reasons disguised as giving a shit. He is still a dickhole.

Why do you still live there?  Can't afford to move out of your moms basement?

I still live here because it's a free motherfucking house when the economy has shit on everyone.  All I have to do is pay bills.  And also, it's funny because we live on private property and there's nothing they can do to force us out or make us sell the property.  Us living here...even owning the land pisses them off.  It's really quite satisfying.  And the cops are pissed at them for telling them we were drug dealers when we were just a bunch of lazy potheads instead.  They probably spent more money and time coming out here just to find a bud and a bunch of bongs than they got back from the whole thing.  Cops get their big money from drug dealer busts, not pothead busts.

I still live here because it's a free motherfucking house when the economy has shit on everyone.  All I have to do is pay bills.  And also, it's funny because we live on private property and there's nothing they can do to force us out or make us sell the property.  Us living here...even owning the land pisses them off.  It's really quite satisfying.  And the cops are pissed at them for telling them we were drug dealers when we were just a bunch of lazy potheads instead.  They probably spent more money and time coming out here just to find a bud and a bunch of bongs than they got back from the whole thing.  Cops get their big money from drug dealer busts, not pothead busts.

You should tell them good luck getting the cops to come next time they REALLY need them...crying wolf gets you eaten by wolves.

Why can't it be that, his whorecunt wife not withstanding, he's decided that he's going to have to get along with you? Why does it have to be something negative?

PS: I can't believe you haven't shot his dogs in retaliation. Yet.

Why can't it be that, his whorecunt wife not withstanding, he's decided that he's going to have to get along with you? Why does it have to be something negative?

PS: I can't believe you haven't shot his dogs in retaliation. Yet.

We only have a BB gun.    Back when Daniel's parents lived here, his mom shot one of their dogs in the ass with a pellet and the husband came over here all pissed because they shot his dog and he had to dig a pellet out of his ass.  She's a damn good shot, he's lucky she aimed for the ass and not the head.

Why do you still live there?  Can't afford to move out of your moms basement?

I still live here because it's a free motherfucking house when the economy has shit on everyone.  All I have to do is pay bills.  And also, it's funny because we live on private property and there's nothing they can do to force us out or make us sell the property.  Us living here...even owning the land pisses them off.  It's really quite satisfying.  And the cops are pissed at them for telling them we were drug dealers when we were just a bunch of lazy potheads instead.  They probably spent more money and time coming out here just to find a bud and a bunch of bongs than they got back from the whole thing.  Cops get their big money from drug dealer busts, not pothead busts.

I am guessing you TWO can't afford to move out since you only make Mc-wages.

It sounds like you are being very passive aggressive about this whole situation.  If my neighbors fucked with me like that, I'd make a point of letting them know that if they didn't get their nose out of my business I would put a restraining order on them for harassment.  And if that didn't work I'd, I'd give their address to Kyle.

Not a lot of work, they live in uh.... North Texas?