ew. no! no happy endings for all.

OK, but if you don't cook, you get what we give you, and it's likely to be whatever we can catch on some of these islands. Grilled monkey and feral dog burgers sound good to me but you might feel differently.

So get your scrawny ass back in the galley.

ew. no! no happy endings for all.

but what about all the guys that want to cum on your terry robe? what about them?

OK, but if you don't cook, you get what we give you, and it's likely to be whatever we can catch on some of these islands. Grilled monkey and feral dog burgers sound good to me but you might feel differently.

So get your scrawny ass back in the galley.

i trust krsna would take care of my dietary needs... but i do like being told what to do, so aye aye, captain!

Ummm, you're never going to believe this, but i don't eat very much meat, either...

i do the dairy route for animal proteins ~ cheeses, of all sorts; sour cream; sweet cream; milk, but ONLY fresh...

and lots of veggies and fruits, but i'm bitchy about fruit ~ i've HAD "the best," and THAT's what i prefer ~ naturally ripened, don't mind worms and other removable flaws.

That's part of the reason i KNEW Hip had made a "bitchy" order at OutBack ~ hold this, hold that, add this, if you've got it,  ...  lol


Oh, yeah.

After living around my dad, a navy Commander AND Control Freak,

i don't really "do" orders...

That's ok, we need someone to work the reservation desk too.

That'd be tough work for someone so clearly off the reservation.

Amazingly enough, when i had my whole voice, i was damned good at telephone work.  Now, no way.  i completely LOSE my voice after approximately 4 hours of talking, and my throat starts hurting about 3 hours in.  (i wasn't kidding when i said that IRL?  i don't speak, much.)

The floor looks a little fucked up in that picture but I would so buy that boat over a 4m house.

I'll have money raised by lunchtime!