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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

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This Is TOO Hilarious!!! on: September 27, 2009, 11:23:32 PM
Check THIS out:

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

And i thought some of y'all were over-sexed ...
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 09:31:50 AM
Darwin Awards Honorable Mention
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 09:40:54 AM
The story of the 17 year old girl pimping the handicapped 19 year old girl in Sweden was better.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 02:13:02 PM
Guy makes jacking off seem difficult... By the way, it's not.
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I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..

Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 02:22:12 AM
I've even successfully masturbated while driving and I was stoned too. 
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 04:21:32 AM
details and a video re-enactment please.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 05:21:25 AM
Were you driving a bigrig at 4AM?
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 06:05:35 AM
I was driving an F150 at 4pm.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 06:27:10 AM
Quote from: Mosh on September 29, 2009, 04:21:32 AM
details and a video re-enactment please.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 07:28:57 AM
Chicks in trucks are hawt.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 10:48:58 AM
I've had sex while driving.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 08:28:02 PM
Me too.  I straddled the guy while he was driving.  I get really horny after I see certain movies.  It's crazy.  There is something wrong with me.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 08:28:02 PM
I straddled the guy while he was driving.

Yep.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #13 on: September 30, 2009, 05:03:06 AM
You straddled a guy too?
... and yes you rejected me in the other thread

You know, back in the A-S days you used to give me all kinds of head ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #14 on: September 30, 2009, 07:12:44 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on September 29, 2009, 08:28:02 PM
I get really horny after I see certain movies.

No one has asked the obvious...
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #15 on: September 30, 2009, 07:28:34 AM
Anything with Julia Roberts. Especially Pretty Woman. Hooker love makes her wet.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 07:51:12 AM
Wellllll, SHIT. Me too...
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 02:41:36 PM
Mello simulated sex with me while I was driving. Even after that I still didn't think it could be done, but I guess I stand corrected.

Mello, I am sorry for not believing you.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #18 on: September 30, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
I wouldn't recommend it in traffic. But at 4am on empty roads... oh and with an automatic car, too. Manual would make things much more complicated.

Although that said, I will note that the '94 Honda Integra Si does have a pretty handily versatile 2nd gear, once you're driving fairly slowly around a neighbourhood type area.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #19 on: September 30, 2009, 05:25:14 PM
I was driving a manual, go me!
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #20 on: September 30, 2009, 07:36:04 PM
Mahd Skylz!!!
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #21 on: October 01, 2009, 12:48:49 AM
Players of the world... UNITE!
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #22 on: October 01, 2009, 04:14:33 PM
I got head driving a manual... never had sex while driving, that sounds difficult.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #23 on: October 01, 2009, 04:20:04 PM
It depends on the size of the car.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #24 on: October 01, 2009, 04:22:08 PM
I drive long cars. Who knows why?
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #25 on: October 02, 2009, 12:36:08 AM
Quote from: Wozzeck on October 01, 2009, 04:22:08 PM
I drive long cars. Who knows why?

Compensating?
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #26 on: October 02, 2009, 02:21:12 AM
SNAP!
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #27 on: October 02, 2009, 07:10:06 AM
OVER-compensating.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #28 on: October 02, 2009, 09:47:17 AM
over-under compensation.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #29 on: October 02, 2009, 10:17:39 PM
Like Barnett says, "The only substitute for victory is overkill."
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