How dark's the hair on your ass?

Looks totally blue back there,

but that could be my unders.

Maybe, in your drunken state, you took a little more than a tampon?

i haven't had a period in about 20 years (endometrial ablasion) AND i've gone through "The Change."

The only use i might have for tampons would be as totally UNfashionable earrings.

Soiled or unsoiled? That's hot.

OB earrings ...