I think it's more of a "which one is worse" kind of scenario.

Damn!  For being "Rode Hard, and Put Away, Wet," she's a nice looking young lady, but YOU definitely sound like the Brains of the Operation.

You're cuter, Sasha, but she does redeem herself by apparently being well versed in opening a bottle with a lighter.

Haha, oh man! I assume you mean through the agency of a 3rd party.

She got it at 19, I got it at 16.  She got it in Washington, I got it in Texas.  I doubt it was from the same guy. 

I have not been able to figure out how she opens bottles with a lighter.  It's amazing.

You gotta have a strong grip to do it. I have a buddy who opens it with his teeth. I plead with him not to every time. One day he's going to break his damn teeth.

EDIT: On closer inspection, isn't that a dinglehopper she's using? I'm pretty sure it's not a lighter.

She's my twin.  We're not identical obviously.

There is a resemblance. Thanks, I just didn't ever hear you speak of a sister before.

You gotta have a strong grip to do it.

No you don't. There's just a certain technique to it. I can honestly open a bottle way more easily with a bic lighter than with anything else.

I have a buddy who opens it with his teeth. I plead with him not to every time. One day he's going to break his damn teeth.

Dude, me too. Ugh.

You gotta have a strong grip to do it.

No you don't.

OK, well I gotta. I don't have any technique.

Git yo' ass to Antigua, senyor. I can fix that.

Yeah I gotta get out of NJ. Antigua founds nice. Now if only I has a bit more than -30k dollars in the the bank...
Actually I'm hoping my parents will front me a bit of money to travel after I graduate. I need to do something to unwind.

Well if you get the chance and are cool with crashing on a couch or mattress for a bit, come hang out down here for a while. I think you'd have fun.

Ironically Coincidentally, we both have herpes.

I think irony would be if she didn't have herpes.

So sorry I used the incorrect word Luke.  I'm surprised I could even spell after I alcohol poisoning I gave myself yesterday. 

Ironically Coincidentally, we both have herpes.

I think irony would be if she didn't have herpes.

Well... I think Sasha had it right if we just look at that one post:

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My sister is worse than me.  She shoots heroin ..., ... prostitutes for cash when she needs it...  I however just drink and dabble in coke, am kind of a bitch all the time, unemployed, don't prostitute, and I go to school full time.  Ironically, we both have herpes.

This post (taken alone) sets Sasha up as the non-promiscuous, non-needle-sharing, "good" sister. The irony, then, is that despite her abstinence from herpetic activities, the herp has nevertheless managed to become a part of both of their lives.

Now those of us who have been posting at L-G know the real truth behind matters so I'd suggest the following:

Ironically Coincidentally Unsurprisingly, we both have herpes.

I'm going to need some ointment for all of these burns.

I'm not judging. I already knew you had it so it doesn't surprise me. Given how you described your sister's activities it doesn't surprise me she's got it too.

EDIT: Not to mention, I've left myself open to burnage by posting the gayest thing I've posted all season somewhere above. Let's just say it's a Little Mermaid reference!