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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


Only Aussies on a cruise...(Read 1729 times)
Only Aussies on a cruise... on: November 13, 2009, 04:10:20 AM
Listen to the dialog... I bet the dude with the camera is from Melbourne... hahahahahahaha

http://www.efukt.com/2180_The_Price_Of_Sleeping_Over.html



Re: Only Aussies on a cruise... Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 06:04:19 AM
That looked like your hand, dude.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Only Aussies on a cruise... Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 01:57:10 PM
... and not even his pimp hand
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Only Aussies on a cruise... Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 04:10:58 PM
No, my pimp hand is out of shot, and dealt with that dirty bitch afterwards for making Mr Singh go all floppy.



Re: Only Aussies on a cruise... Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 10:05:14 PM
Mr Singh? hahaha
you treat me like a monologue ho