Bitch, I just needed to pick up my Kools!

Consider This:

Texas ships any produce seized at the border to it's prisons,

INCLUDING THE POT that caused the seizure!

No kidding!  AN INMATE had to tell someone about the 26 POUNDS of mari that was shipped with the lettuce and celery!

WTF needs cigs?!?  GET ME SOME PAPERS!!!

I didn't read all of it but I think it's adorable how he actually went back. I mean I know it would probably be better for him to stay anyway but still...

That's what cracked Dear up, too!

It's funny, but I think folks down here are like that ~ they did the crime, they'll do the time, but CRIPES ...

For real.

In the county jail up near the ranch?  The "inmates" are all KNOWN to the deputies and sheriffs, and they get to go outside to smoke, while they sweep around the courthouse, which is right next door to the jail.  There's a grocery store across the street and I could definitely see someone scoring some brew and sharing.  And no one cares if that's what happens.  It's almost as if jail and prison are just minor little inconveniences on these folks' pathes of life.  It's amazing.