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Ass Smoothies(Read 4557 times)
Ass Smoothies on: March 07, 2010, 04:31:02 AM
http://www.asssmoothie.com/

The preview video is hilarious.  I think this is worse than vajazzling but only slightly.

Making me a little thirsty.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 11:20:08 PM
Hmmm ....
I wonder how it would taste ...

I'm not sure how people come up with these things ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 06:46:45 AM
TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!

Unless they come from Commie Twat's ass, in which case they taste like rainbows dipped in daydreams.

Yeah I've decided that since she friended me on FB she wants me. Woohoo!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 05:59:44 PM
I think she friended me as well ...
Maybe I should check ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 01:16:30 AM
She should friend me.  I will send her some sexy in a bottle which she can ladle onto herself whenever she deems necessary.



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 06:40:48 AM
Quote from: Facebook
CommieTwat is in a relationship and it's complicated

Quote from: 13Chemicals
he turned to me and said "I guess she has a boyfriend now," and looked all super sad.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 05:52:04 PM
lol..



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #7 on: March 14, 2010, 05:47:32 AM
 ;)



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #8 on: March 14, 2010, 08:21:58 PM
Wait, Commie's all hooked up now?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #9 on: March 14, 2010, 09:27:07 PM
Naw. i just put that to keep the creepers away.

so far it's working!



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #10 on: March 14, 2010, 09:28:42 PM
Wow, I'm thinking the ointment pic, anyone else?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #11 on: March 14, 2010, 11:30:02 PM
You break my heart to make a point? Yeah. Take swimming classes.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #12 on: March 15, 2010, 12:07:10 AM
hahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #13 on: March 15, 2010, 05:17:25 AM
Naw. i just put that to keep the creepers away.

so far it's working!

Well, now that I know this interesting morsel of information... I'm gonna be creeptastic!



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #14 on: March 15, 2010, 06:55:51 AM
It's weird. The ex and i are sort of kind of back together? maybe? possibly? I'm not sure.

We're getting along better and still living together.. but he's banished to the couch and no commie twat's twat.

Hmph! i don't know. Boys are silly.

Zoomie do you live in Baltimore? I  want to stalk John Waters.. and the staff of Charm City Cakes.



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #15 on: March 15, 2010, 10:49:45 AM
Better. I live in the safe burbs 5 miles away. No stray bullets here. But I know where John Waters lives and where CCC is.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #16 on: March 15, 2010, 03:52:28 PM
I see this as becoming quite interesting ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #17 on: March 17, 2010, 04:52:17 AM
Better. I live in the safe burbs 5 miles away. No stray bullets here. But I know where John Waters lives and where CCC is.

I met John Waters in Penn Station that first time I was in B'more, when I was taking the train to Jax. Pity I didnt take a picture. That 2005 Moshapolooza was incredible.



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #18 on: March 17, 2010, 06:56:47 AM
Better. I live in the safe burbs 5 miles away. No stray bullets here. But I know where John Waters lives and where CCC is.

I met John Waters in Penn Station that first time I was in B'more, when I was taking the train to Jax. Pity I didnt take a picture. That 2005 Moshapolooza was incredible.

zomg zomg zomg!




Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #19 on: March 17, 2010, 07:17:40 AM
He's a very nice, personable guy.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ass Smoothies Reply #20 on: March 17, 2010, 05:11:35 PM
Zzzap!
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