Back to the topic at hand, my babysitter when I lived in Houston many years ago, started to get raped while I was sleeping on living room floor under the coffee table.
True story. I woke up to her screaming and I jumped up and scared the dude (black guy) because he didn't know I was under the table. He ran back to the bedroom and climbed back through the window. I could post more details but I'm feeling bleh and bored.
I was a hero for once in my life!