Hey. I'm looking for a taxidermied platypus for a chistmas present for someone.
If anyone knows where I might aquire such an item, let me know asap!
thanks!

We have very strict laws on the transport of indigenous fauna, dead or alive.

Sorry.

There are stuffed ones on eBay. Not real... anyway Platys have venomous spurs, don't they? Not good...

yeah, they do. Fuck all down here that aint deadly in some way.

I remember before the Crocodile Hunter died, he had a show about the 10 deadliest snakes in the world.

One was living in his jeep's engine compartment.

Well that sucks.
Guess she's getting a dead cat or something then.