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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) (Read 4005 times)
I know you've looked at your hands after spilling white sin on your fingers, creating a sort of doughy cobweb coagulation, and thought, "hrm, I wonder if it really tastes like brine shrimp?"

So let's hear it guys:

Have you ever tasted/consumed your own spunk?



And, just because I don't want to leave the ladies out:

Have you ever drank your own tit milk/menstrual blood?
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 09:47:01 PM
no.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 11:21:37 PM
Danzig and Commie aren't in just now, please leave a message at the beep and your question will be answered in the order in which it was asked.

*BEEP*
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 12:01:41 AM
Haha. I'm honest.

Yes. Once when I spunked I had some on my finger and I looked at it and thought "huh".

So I licked it. I didn't ingest any or even put any in my mouth, just a quick lick. It was weird; not as salty as I imagined. Not as strong as I imagined either.




Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 01:47:09 AM
I almost said "you first" for the sharing moment, however, Kyle broke it out ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #5 on: June 26, 2012, 09:16:57 PM
Given obvious differences..... Boy spunk tastes Very Similar to girl spunk.
Unless the A person smokes, drinks excessively or slams meth. (or other drugs)

Spunk Can taste just like a beer or an ashtray. Or a hit of dope.


If the person is relatively healthy, it tastes like basic sex fluid.

Maybe it's just me.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 11:09:19 PM
Garbage in, garbage out.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 01:38:03 AM
Yep.

Once, in the beginning of my clean time, (off drugs) during sex with this guy, I noticed that his spunk tasted just like Bud Light.
I was also questioning whether or not I was an alcoholic as well as an addict.

I went to my drug counselor the next day and told her that I thought I had
Relapsed because the guy obviously drank a lot.....

She laughed.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 01:53:38 AM
Does the fruit juice flavor really get into your nutsack that quickly?



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 02:13:58 AM
It takes a day or so, however, they continually fuck and do facials ...
... it's "maintenance", if you will
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #11 on: June 30, 2012, 12:42:20 PM
Sure have.




Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 02:47:39 AM
Yep.

Once, in the beginning of my clean time, (off drugs) during sex with this guy, I noticed that his spunk tasted just like Bud Light.
I was also questioning whether or not I was an alcoholic as well as an addict.

I went to my drug counselor the next day and told her that I thought I had
Relapsed because the guy obviously drank a lot.....

She laughed.

My mom is a MSW who used to work on the treatment side of CPS. A lot of her work in the late 90's was parents who got off meth and got custody of their kids back. During that time she had at least 2 women say that the only way they could have failed a random UA was because they gave a blow job to a guy who must still be using. I assume her co-workers heard the same thing, because they were half-jokingly saying that DHS should run an "Oral Sex Study".



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #13 on: July 19, 2012, 03:28:04 PM
Hmmmm ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')