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because bagman isn't going on any dates...(Read 22349 times)
Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #90 on: July 21, 2012, 02:06:53 AM
also i'm going to assume that you posted that in the wrong thread since i don't live in TX.
Yeah, that was for baggie; sorry for any confusion ...
he's a fucking weirdo just like me.
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Yeah; see?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #91 on: July 21, 2012, 08:11:46 PM
I think you may have misinterpreted the last couple of posts.

Ah well, wouldn't be the first time. But then ... maybe not!
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #92 on: July 25, 2012, 12:35:06 AM
so he was supposed to get to the party on Sunday at 6pm. but instead i got a text from him at 6pm saying that he had to work and couldn't come, but that he'd really wanted to go, and wanted to go with me to the next party that my friends & i have. blah blah blah i told him that i was going to karaoke with a bunch of friends on Thursday and he can come if he wanted. he said he would. $5 says he doesn't show up.

also i went out with a different guy from okc tonight. he looked hot in his photos, but he wasn't good looking in person. he didn't order anything at dinner and he was annoying.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 12:36:53 AM by tricky »
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Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #93 on: July 25, 2012, 04:20:46 AM



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #94 on: July 25, 2012, 02:37:57 PM
* Thrash prays it's a prolapse *
PLEASE be a prolapse!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #95 on: July 26, 2012, 11:39:46 PM
holy shitting gummy worms!

he texted me last night and told me he has strep throat and couldn't come tonight. i responded and asked if he didn't want to see me but was afraid to say so, and he responded and said he does want to see me and that he thinks about me a lot and has a hard time leaving when he does see me. so either he actually does want to see me but has a horrible schedule, or he's a huge liar.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2012, 11:40:11 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #96 on: July 27, 2012, 12:07:29 AM
Yummy worms!

Well that sucks you weren't able to go out,  but it's good he says he wants to see you. See, a girl can get away with asking "do you still want to see me". If a guy asks that it SCREAMS no confidence, low self-esteem, I-have-a-vagina-in-my-pants. We have to remain cool, calm, collected, let nothing bother us, and keep carrying on. Which I have been doing with regards to my OKC girl, despite her being busy and very hard to see. (I'll update my thread.)

Unless he's a real pussy and can't break the news to you honestly, he's being honest.

You've seen each other 3 times? or more? I'd be afraid to say things like "I have a hard time leaving" and "I'm thinking about you a lot" so soon. I have said "I'd like to see you" and "I like your sense of humor" and things like that but nothing feelings-related yet.



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #97 on: July 27, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Well, on the site, I'm glad it was ALMOST a prolapse ...

That's an ass I'd NOT fuck; it's too loose and loses the point of ass fucking ...
(on MY end; pun intended)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #98 on: July 27, 2012, 07:50:57 PM
See, a girl can get away with asking "do you still want to see me". If a guy asks that it SCREAMS no confidence, low self-esteem, I-have-a-vagina-in-my-pants.
in some situations i think it's ok to ask wht i asked regardless of gender. i think in the situation i'm in, it's pretty reasonable to ask that.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #99 on: July 28, 2012, 01:20:17 AM
I'd say so as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #100 on: July 28, 2012, 01:27:51 AM
yes
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #101 on: August 14, 2012, 08:16:05 PM
so that guy totally sucks and we definitely aren't going on anymore dates. :( too bad because i actually liked him a lot.
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Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #102 on: August 15, 2012, 01:51:16 PM
Ok, so ...
... what happened?
... he won't let you anally rape him with your broomstick?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #103 on: August 16, 2012, 11:08:55 PM
so that girl totally sucks and we definitely aren't going on anymore dates. :( too bad because i actually liked her a lot.

Me too.



Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #104 on: August 16, 2012, 11:56:00 PM
Soap stars, oh shit the soap is burning my eyes.

 :P
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Re: because bagman isn't going on any dates... Reply #105 on: August 17, 2012, 01:33:23 AM
I guess we'll just have to wait and see; no?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')