So, at the six-month mark, Baggie should buy her a little piece of jewelery with "cumbucket" engraved on it. You know, as an anniversary gift.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
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I got in trouble this morning inadvertently fingering her black ass while she was trying to get out the door to work. I meant to grope her skirt-covered buttcheek, but over shot the cheek and went straight into the crack.
STIIIIIIIINK FIIIIIINGAH!!!