Ok guys, I get it. We all want to rape, mutilate, rape, kill, rape, cut up, and rape every woman on the planet.

Tell me something I don't know.

It's not so much that we want to, but after a few days we can't get your shrill, shrieking voices out of our heads and we mostly HAVE to.

The rape part is just a perk.

I like your avatar. So I'll still invite you to our parties. But you're on thin ice, bub.

Apologies for my flakiness.  The week preceding the event in question my car broke down and I spent most of that Friday repairing the thing and just didn't feel like traveling down Saturday for one day of the weekend.  I'll definitely be there if you have more shindigs this summer.

I dont.

I merely want to tickle their clitorises with a feather.

Fag.

you, sir, are a homosexual.

you, sir, are a homosexual.

I like how polite you are about it.

Good manners are everything!