I guess she just needs another random dude spooging on her to really feel feminine? I'm not really sure. BUT! It's nice to know that I upset someone I don't know, have never met and never plan to meet - so much! The best part? The parasite thinks she's witty, intelligent and most of all - effective. In reality, outside of those whom I call friends, I couldn't care what anyone, particularly tricky, thinks of me.

Sorry, honey! Maybe next time.

I care enough to post about not caring too !

ziiiiing! 

How do YOU feel when dudes spooge on you, Geek?

I'm gonna guess that dry-humping is not on the list

But... but... but... Geek! This sudden turn of events has saddened me. And all this time I thought you cared about what I though of you... :'(

Now excuse me as I go cry and find another man to jerk off on me and/ or dry hump me while I drink my martini.

*slowly raises hand*

with all that robo you drink, I'm surprised you can still get it up.

*slowly raises hand*

with all that robo you drink, I'm surprised you can still get it up.

He DID say it happened slowly.

....

yeah, but he didnt mention the toy crane he uses.

Haha.  I should dig that toy crane out of the closet.

Tonka... when porn and hookers just aren't doing it for you...

We teach and learn together!

Tonka!

Mello really is a cunt.

Mello really is a cunt.

I want to lick your tongue.

internet animosity.lame

I think it's pretty hot.

 Yeah, and you also think the very sight of a staircase is cause for heavy breathing.

I agree, but what the fuck is your point?

That you flap and flubber through life squawking forth from a deeply flawed perspective.

things appear differently when you live with the mole people

Quit the "act". No one finds it funny except for robo boy.