Damn, that must be bacon I smell 'cause you be sizzlin'!

Let's all help the Z-Man out with some good pickup lines for fat chicks ...
... although, I'm thinking that one is the ultimate one!

Yep, calling her a hot sweaty smelly pig is sure to do the trick.

"Hi, my name is Dylan, I'm visiting from Maine. Can I interest you in some pie and bondage?"

Works every time. Sometimes I'm Mike from Northern California, sometimes I'm Kyle from Austin, Tx. The only time it didnt work was when I said I was Lucas from the Zoltox Clan and I had a +11 Whirlwind spell... Hmm...

Yeah, I can see where that'd be  ineffective ...

I'd probably giggle then dick punch someone if they used that line on me.

I could use a good dick punch.

Just 'cause it's a fist, it doesn't make it a punch ...

The only time it didnt work was when I said I was Lucas from the Zoltox Clan and I had a +11 Whirlwind spell... Hmm...

Using that in that same soroity house Ted Bundy rampaged through wasnt the best idea.

I was nowhere near Gainesville...

How about, "Hey there, hottie, are you ready for a pedicure? 'Cuz I'mma suck the polish off those toes..."

I was nowhere near Gainesville...

How about, "Hey there, hottie, are you ready for a pedicure? 'Cuz I'mma suck the polish off those toes..."

  i'm down

Shocking!

Wanna go back to my place? I have astroglide, Little Debbie's and orange soda!

Better not be Nesbitt's Orange Soda...

More likely "a bland bubble gummy cream soda" like IRN-BRU.

Yeah or Sunkist. (hopefully not Fanta.)

Mmmmmm ....
Orange soda! .....

Damn, that must be bacon I smell 'cause you be sizzlin'!

Let's all help the Z-Man out with some good pickup lines for fat chicks ...
... although, I'm thinking that one is the ultimate one!

Hmmmm ....

She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.