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Faking Your Own Death. on: April 13, 2009, 07:43:29 PM

How would you go about it? It's the subject of my next documentary, following our heros epic escape from student loan repayments.

I'm thinking over niagara falls. No body.

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 07:45:25 PM

hiding out in a house alone for months. leaving someone's decomposing body in the bath tub of the old place. make people think i'd passed away naturally and alone. not totally unlikely.

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 07:47:12 PM

Have a trusted friend follow you to the top of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge at 2am. Stop, get out of your car, leave the door open, get into their car. When you get to the other side, kill the friend, stuff their body into the trunk of their car, drive to Delaware and get some heroin. When you're done partying, drive out into the wilds of southern NJ and torch the car with the friend inside.

You no longer exist.

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 07:50:26 PM

am i wrong in thinking you've done this before?

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 07:52:19 PM

I've had a long time to think about it...

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 07:53:59 PM

hey, how much would it cost to ship that easel you built for kai? 'cause i'm thinking, now that we have a few bucks and you poor darling man built the damned thing, i should pay to have it shipped.

how's that for recreating RT?

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 07:58:55 PM

It's packed in its own custom shipping container, but I haven't gotten it weighed yet. Her B-Day is like next week, yes? I gotta get that out, I just got mobile again today.

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 08:00:17 PM

bless your sweetness. send me your address so i can send some moneys.

and you should see the mural she brought home last week. it's GORGEOUS. with pencil/crayon/etc. she's kinda awful. but magic happens when you hand her a brush.

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 08:03:59 PM

You'll have to PM me your addy as well. It's kinda locked up in my PM file at HF which is... LOL I GOT BANNED!!! They're so incompetent they banned a gun-toting mod!!!

Or maybe I did post something offensive. Juggy was posting about a picture of a guy shitting on a baby and I sent him TGK's email addy, he wanted the picture. I dunno... I can't stop laughing.

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 08:35:46 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:03:59 PM

LOL

I never would have expected these kinds of shennanigans from you.

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 08:37:16 PM

Quote from: eitje on April 13, 2009, 08:35:46 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:03:59 PM
LOL

I never would have expected these kinds of shennanigans from you.

This is a chat room.

bbl.

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 08:41:18 PM

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 08:42:04 PM

wysiwyg

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 08:43:38 PM

togtfo

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 08:48:47 PM

Quote from: Lode on April 13, 2009, 07:43:29 PM

How would you go about it?

Gun to the head, repeating "remember Julia in the next life." over and over until you pull the trigger.

Man, you'd TOTALLY surprise her in 30 years!

Re: Faking Your Own Death. Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 05:12:51 PM

Quote from: kc on April 13, 2009, 07:53:59 PM

how's that for recreating RT?

This thread was in RT!

Which brings me to my method, I'd make a clone of myself and kill that. Leave a body so to remove any doubt. Leave, run, hide, whatever. Whether it's actually 'faking' my own death is subject to opinion... But stealing the technology'll be a pain in the ass.

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