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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Smoking Crack(Read 26066 times)
Re: Smoking asprin Reply #90 on: April 22, 2009, 10:51:38 AM
I have come to the conclusion that Doormouse is smarter than all of you.  Ditto on everything, couldn't have said it better.  Fact is I agree but if I was being questioned than I'd be way too lazy an inarticulate to answer as well as you did.  Thanks for doing the work for me.

Doormouse, this illustrates the flaw in your viewpoint more than I could ever hope to.

haha, i think he realized that and quit.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Smoking asprin Reply #91 on: April 22, 2009, 01:04:50 PM
Assholes.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Smoking asprin Reply #92 on: April 22, 2009, 01:55:06 PM
Yeah, because the unemployed kid living with his parents, robo tripping, eating nasal inhalers, and trying to figure out how to steal his own medication from his parents obviously has a healthy outlook on drug use.
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Re: Smoking Crack Reply #93 on: April 22, 2009, 07:28:36 PM
Drugs don't cause my problems, my problems are a cause for drugs!!! If you don't believe me, than fuck off.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #94 on: April 22, 2009, 07:37:37 PM
"then"
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #95 on: April 22, 2009, 08:25:10 PM
Nazi.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #96 on: April 22, 2009, 08:26:26 PM
Ya.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #97 on: April 23, 2009, 01:38:43 AM
I just got bored. Things seemed to be getting tense. I think people don't realize I'm just fucking around most of the time. I play straight-man too well. Like about a month ago I posted something about how I'm always right about everything. I was really just kidding. Heck I'm not even more often right than wrong. In general whenever I'm saying stuff is absolutely one way or another that's a good sign I'm half just fucking around.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #98 on: April 23, 2009, 02:08:19 AM
So you're pretty much saying that we shouldn't listen to anything you say because we can never know when you are serious or joking?  Well that's good to know.  So I guess you're dead to all of us now. 
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #99 on: April 23, 2009, 02:53:08 AM
No. What I'm saying is that I'm usually not as absolutist about issues as I say I am. I'm more middle of the road about things than I come off. Mainly I don't care how other people want to live their life. When I start throwing around absolute terms that's usually a good sign that you shouldn't be taking me seriously. Ah fuck it. Whatever. Yeah sure I'll be dead to you. I've got shit to do anyway.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #100 on: April 23, 2009, 03:00:30 AM
Mainly I don't care how other people want to live their life.

Well it sure as hell doesn't seem that way by the amount that you post.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #101 on: April 23, 2009, 03:13:41 AM
That's why I explained it in plain English. The hope was that even the dullest among us would understand. I see I've failed.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #102 on: April 23, 2009, 03:33:11 AM
Meh.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #103 on: April 23, 2009, 07:00:25 AM
That's why I explained it in plain English. The hope was that even the dullest among us would understand. I see I've failed.

Tom Backhand - 1, Danzig - 0



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #104 on: April 23, 2009, 07:14:37 AM
I just got bored. Things seemed to be getting tense. I think people don't realize I'm just fucking around most of the time. I play straight-man too well. Like about a month ago I posted something about how I'm always right about everything. I was really just kidding. Heck I'm not even more often right than wrong. In general whenever I'm saying stuff is absolutely one way or another that's a good sign I'm half just fucking around.

Which half of this is fucking around. ha.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #105 on: April 23, 2009, 07:58:32 AM
top or bottom? Right or left?



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #106 on: April 23, 2009, 08:03:05 AM
It's okay, I didn't notice the microtext.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #107 on: April 23, 2009, 10:04:10 AM
I just got bored. Things seemed to be getting tense. I think people don't realize I'm just fucking around most of the time. I play straight-man too well. Like about a month ago I posted something about how I'm always right about everything. I was really just kidding. Heck I'm not even more often right than wrong. In general whenever I'm saying stuff is absolutely one way or another that's a good sign I'm half just fucking around.

Which half of this is fucking around. ha.
No it's not a matter of top or bottom, left or right. It's all mixed up together. Here, I'll make it easy for you. See below:


I just got bored. Things seemed to be getting tense. I think people don't realize I'm just fucking around most of the time. I play straight-man too well. Like about a month ago I posted something about how I'm always right about everything. I was really just kidding. Heck I'm not even more often right than wrong. In general whenever I'm saying stuff is absolutely one way or another that's a good sign I'm half just fucking around.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #108 on: April 23, 2009, 11:36:45 AM
what
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #109 on: April 23, 2009, 11:49:21 AM
He said he likes fucking straight men and some gay's kids.
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Re: Smoking Crack Reply #110 on: April 23, 2009, 03:40:32 PM
Yeah. Hojo asked which half was me just fucking around. That's it.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #111 on: April 25, 2009, 11:45:38 AM
No. What I'm saying is that I'm usually not as absolutist about issues as I say I am. I'm more middle of the road about things than I come off.
What he's saying is:
LOADED-GUN.COM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 11:45:52 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #112 on: April 25, 2009, 01:07:06 PM
is it?

Cool, disclaimer!



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #113 on: April 25, 2009, 01:11:52 PM
t-shirt slogan ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #114 on: April 25, 2009, 01:13:21 PM
perhaps



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #115 on: April 25, 2009, 01:14:06 PM
oh, and two hetero points for having that Baldrick avatar



Re: Smoking Crack Reply #116 on: April 25, 2009, 01:18:21 PM
woohoo I am asexual !!
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.