Fuck Metallica.  Even though their early albums up to And Justice For All... were technically awesome, it's hard for me to appreciate even their old stuff knowing how massively douchebaggy they are these days and how much their music gargles bawls.

\m/ METALLICA! \m/
 

http://austinist.com/2009/03/06/secret_metallica_performance_at_sxs.php

ThrashInc: i wanna put a burrito into a taco ...
ThrashInc: however, I can't because it has a sauce problem at the moment.
Fuse1138: Aren't they just about the same thing? Except for the consistency of the tortilla?
ThrashInc: no, not at all
Fuse1138: maybe not.
ThrashInc: See, I have this burrito and it's filled with cream cheese right now
Fuse1138: sounds absolutely disgusting
ThrashInc: however, the taco's got an overflowing sauce problem, it's had it for, like, 3-4 days now
Fuse1138: Sauce has been pouring out of this taco for 4 days?
ThrashInc: yeah
Fuse1138: Did you buy it in el Twilight Zone?
ThrashInc: I mean, I can peel some chili to solve one part of the problem, though, I guess
Fuse1138: Didn't Taco Bell already do this? The gordito
Fuse1138: ?
ThrashInc: uhm, the founder's parents did, or so I'd think
ThrashInc: ok, off to Taco Bell ... bbiaf
Fuse1138: ahh
Fuse1138: seeys.
Fuse1138: Think I'm gonna get offline for awhile. Take a nap and heal.
ThrashInc: oi
ThrashInc: ** MUAH! **

Taco Bell is so key. I need to plan ahead next time I start drinking in earnest.

Haha hey Thrash, what's the date on that log?  I don't remember.

http://cdn-static.viddler.com/flash/publisher.swf?key=df896158

Just when you thought Metallica couldn't get any douchier...

...they fucking throw a video of Mariano fucking Rivera up as background to their performance of Enter Sandman at some Rock & Roll HOF concert that's on HBO right now. I mean I guess it's fitting - Metallica are assholes and so are the stupid fucking Yankees.

Metallica are assholes and so are the stupid fucking Yankees.

Everything beyond their self-titled album isn't worth your time. Bob Rock just pushed the band off of the cliff, though they willingly did it all. Load (so aptly named) and every album since then as been some warmed over rehashed bullshit. Saint Anger... What a musical failed abortion that was. If anyone requests songs at the station, it's ALWAYS from the first four albums, usually from Ride The Lightning or And Justice For All. As a metal DJ, I tout what they have done for metal. But the newest album is the aural level of throwing shit to a wall and seeing what sticks.

Best thing they ever did:

Everything beyond their self-titled album isn't worth your time. Bob Rock just pushed the band off of the cliff, though they willingly did it all. Load (so aptly named) and every album since then as been some warmed over rehashed bullshit. Saint Anger... What a musical failed abortion that was. If anyone requests songs at the station, it's ALWAYS from the first four albums, usually from Ride The Lightning or And Justice For All. As a metal DJ, I tout what they have done for metal. But the newest album is the aural level of throwing shit to a wall and seeing what sticks.

Oh Metallica have no doubt turned into a complete joke.  They aren't even worth talking about.  So why the fuck did I make a thread about them?  FML

\m/ METALLICA \m/ !!!!

Ha ha!@

What a bunch of fags, it really pisses me off how face blisteringly awesome their old shit is, because they're such a bunch of assholes.

Man, I was so fucking pissed back when they were suing Napster peeps. Fucking cock holes.

I've never gone to see those fucks, never bought a record, or any of their merchandise, and I intend to keep it that way.

Still, I do get really excited when one of their old kick ass songs gets played on the radio.

Fucking dick wads. Is this what it's like to be gay? To like something even though you know it's wrong, and to feel confused by that? Well, answer me Danzig!

That's probably what it's like to be a closet gay, but I'm not sure cuz I'm neither gay nor in the closet.  But I'll suck your cock for the right price. 

I'll suck your cock for the right price. 

So you're a whore. Just like Metallica.

Let's not entertain his delusion that there's a price to be paid for his blowjobs.

We all know the cock in his mouth is payment enough.

But with that theory there's a gain to be made. So he's still a whore. Just like Metallica.

Why are we still wasting keystrokes on Metallica, and gay blowjobs?

It just encourages them both. And makes baby Jesus cry.

But with that theory there's a gain to be made. So he's still a whore. Just like Metallica.

There's a gain to me made for Danzig... About a teaspoon worth at least, right?

So why the fuck did I make a thread about them?  FML

You did?

I have delusions frequently.