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Meanwhile, here's a little something about giraffes;
If you're having a great time, you're having a hoot, if it's a really, really good time it's possible that you can have two hoots, or, a duahoot ... Most of the time the most you'll get after a hoot is a hoot and a half, which, most should know, is called a "giraffe", so, if you're slightly beyond a hoot, yet not quite to a duahoot, you, my friend, are a giraffe!
... it makes sense, right?


Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka(Read 4005 times)
Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka on: May 30, 2009, 02:17:31 AM
as of this week: it's the newest cape sensation! hello new-style arnold palmer...

...you are so fucking delicious.

thank you, vodka gods. thank you.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #1 on: May 30, 2009, 11:56:11 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #2 on: May 30, 2009, 03:36:03 PM
yucky



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #3 on: May 30, 2009, 04:19:26 PM
Did you read it?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #4 on: May 31, 2009, 02:00:32 PM
sweet tea vodka? is this just sweet tea & vodka or is it sweet tea flavored vodka?

confuzzled...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 02:07:43 PM
Sweet tea flavored vodka.

I tried that at the beginning of last year.  A bartender I know gave us a sample because he'd just gotten it in and thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

I don't really like sweet tea.  I don't believe in adding sugar to drinks.  But it did taste like sweet tea.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #6 on: May 31, 2009, 02:13:55 PM
Do you drink it straight or mix it with stuff?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #7 on: May 31, 2009, 02:16:47 PM
The guy just shook it with ice and served it straight.  It's not overpowering on the alcohol front, so it's alright like that.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #8 on: May 31, 2009, 02:32:05 PM
35%, maybe? i have it on the rocks with a splash of lemonade, trick. my roomie likes it with cranberry. we also just got "peach sweet tea vodka". also good with lemonade.

no, si, i did not read it. i immediately assumed you were referencing mike's twisted tea drink, which makes me want to throw up. i didn't want to risk clicking the link and then booting all over my keyboard.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #9 on: May 31, 2009, 02:40:00 PM
read it. lots of douchers here drink twisted tea on the beach.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

messy puke today. little bits of carrot and cilantro swimming in semen and stomach acid laced with last night's sweet tea vodka. mm.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #10 on: May 31, 2009, 03:37:05 PM
NO ONE PAHHHTIED HAHHDAH!

ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #11 on: May 31, 2009, 09:19:24 PM
Sweet tea suxs. I like my Earl Gray straight, my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FUH-laming!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 09:53:53 PM
agreed on tea not having any sugar.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #13 on: June 01, 2009, 12:37:23 AM
thank you, vodka gods. thank you.

You are welcome.

"Vodka God" was an honorary title bestowed upon me almost a decade ago.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #14 on: June 01, 2009, 03:28:05 PM
agreed on tea not having any sugar.

Yep.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #15 on: June 01, 2009, 10:43:33 PM
Listen, Sweet Tea made right is the greatest fucking invention since sliced bread.

Georgia did it first, but Texas does it right!

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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #16 on: June 01, 2009, 10:57:28 PM
bring some with you in November!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #17 on: June 01, 2009, 11:20:27 PM
"Yes, Japanese official.  I need all of this beer, sweet tea, and vodka.  It's a part of my daily diet."
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Three Words: Sweet Tea Vodka Reply #18 on: June 02, 2009, 12:43:42 AM
Iced tea can be sweet, but not super-sweet. Hot tea has to be without the sugar, unless it's for purposes of soothing a sore throat.

I really like SSSSIPS green tea. It's a little sweet, and very refreshing.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.