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...and enter geosynchronous orbit over Jacksonville.


The Topsy Turvy(Read 13643 times)
Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #60 on: June 06, 2009, 08:15:36 PM
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[6:53:19 PM] Dylan J. J.: Let's see if he gets it
[6:53:47 PM] Tricky: i doubt it
[6:53:49 PM] Tricky: he'd old
[6:55:20 PM] Dylan J. J.: Easy way of saying it: I know you would never lie to me about Mello being a giant cunt and you licking her twat to keep her happy and lying to me for her you old ginger retard, OF COURSE YOU ARENT MY FRIEND, DO I REALLY NEED TO QUOTE ALL THE COMPLETELY BELOW THE BELT INSULTS YOU HAVE THROWN AT ME???
[6:55:28 PM] Dylan J. J.: But, I chose the harder way
[6:55:41 PM] Tricky: HAAAA
[6:55:48 PM] Tricky: i love that one better!!!
[6:55:59 PM] Tricky: i LOL'ed really loudly
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #61 on: June 06, 2009, 08:39:30 PM
and MY LACK OF AMMUNITION



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #62 on: June 06, 2009, 08:55:32 PM
Here are pics of the garden and one extra of a rattlesnake that I killed with a shovel.



* FAH-Q is impressed
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #63 on: June 07, 2009, 07:54:55 AM
Hey no problem. Cat's out of the bag. Wasn't my idea, I just help keep the peace. Whatever.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #64 on: June 07, 2009, 08:26:01 AM
guys, this thread is about GARDENING EQUIPMENT.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #65 on: June 07, 2009, 09:19:49 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #66 on: June 07, 2009, 09:48:27 AM
So back to the topsy turvy. This thing is getting huge. Pictures soon!

I'm also growing a japanese maple in a large pot. I'm hoping it will survive the winter and my $45 bucks won't go down the drain.

Sasha, once eitje gets you some bullets, you should probably kill the snake, eat the meat and make a purse



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #67 on: June 07, 2009, 12:05:12 PM
The snake was already killed, using a shovel.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #68 on: June 08, 2009, 10:55:17 PM
..and then someone or some animal took the skinned snake off of my fence.

I guess I could go club a baby seal for a new purse instead.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #69 on: June 09, 2009, 10:08:44 AM
then you can be assured of its cuteness



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #70 on: June 09, 2009, 10:49:18 AM
Oh Mello! I got a good laugh out of that one. You are a truly marvelous joke teller. Please tell us several more jokes today. Your jokes are like a glass of water to the thirsty. A hearty meal to the starving. A house to the homeless. Ha ha! Ha, ha ha! Ha!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #71 on: June 09, 2009, 12:02:04 PM
A throbbing cock to Joy.  A bag of heroin to Sasha.  A knife to Ian. 
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #72 on: June 09, 2009, 04:24:23 PM
I'll disagree with the heroin/Sasha thing; she's working hard to clean ...
You should get where I'm going from there ...

Besides, who are YOU to knock anyone's (possibly EX)drug habit, man?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #73 on: June 09, 2009, 04:50:32 PM
I've turned down heroin so many times since I stopped doing it..  It's so hard to get when you want it, but when you don't people offer it to you for free.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #74 on: June 09, 2009, 05:41:33 PM
It's like anything else ...
Either that, or since you aren't actively looking for it, the times between are the same, it's just not in your forethought ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #75 on: June 09, 2009, 05:54:47 PM
I get offered a ton of drugs.  That's Baltimore for you.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #76 on: June 09, 2009, 06:09:24 PM
I got offered a bump by a friend of a friend the other night at a bar. I was kinda surprised at how repulsed I was. Not that coke is repulsive, but it's like eww, if I wanted a line I'd get some myself and I certainly wouldn't be sneaking off to some shitty bar bathroom to do it. Yech.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #77 on: June 09, 2009, 06:51:35 PM
Odd culture that drugs things is ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #78 on: June 09, 2009, 10:34:45 PM
I dont think anybody here wants to see me on drugs again. Then again, it did get me most of my quote box entries.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #79 on: June 10, 2009, 01:45:33 AM
Drugs! I love this topic :D
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #80 on: June 10, 2009, 02:36:32 AM
A throbbing cock to Joy. 

Atleast noone disagreed with this one..



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #81 on: June 10, 2009, 05:56:51 AM
I'll be at Henlopen SP next weekend if you want one. Sneak in without paying for a day pass. It'll feel so dirty...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #82 on: June 10, 2009, 07:46:49 AM
..and then someone or some animal took the skinned snake off of my fence.

I guess I could go club a baby seal for a new purse instead.

Shit, I'll bring you one made out of Skippy in October.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #83 on: June 10, 2009, 10:01:34 AM
my friends have 4 topsy turvys (or "turvies"?). they put a bunch of small flowering plants in the side holes to make it more aesthetically pleasing, as is suggested by manufacturer. the tomatoes have popped, and they look awesome.

my bosses (who can burn in acidic tomato hell for all i care) bought a few, put them out in their garden, and have procured nothing but angst over purchasing something from an infomercial. so there, you fucks. i take such pleasure in the little things that upset those people.



Re: The Topsy Turvy Reply #84 on: June 10, 2009, 06:59:27 PM
..and then someone or some animal took the skinned snake off of my fence.

I guess I could go club a baby seal for a new purse instead.

Shit, I'll bring you one made out of Skippy in October.

I want. Bring to me.