Yeah, it's like that.  i've drunk about 1 and 1/3 cups of rum, mixed with Coke ~ the drink, not the drug ~

and i'm ready.

You?

coca cola, cocaine, rum are all drugs xD

you fucking addict.
:]

Yes, i would appear to be the "Dylan" of women ~

Dillette, like a small dill pickle...

It's a tough job,

but someone's gotta d...

Hey, wait a sec!  His DICK is doing THAT job!

(You've heard that saying:  "Like a bump on a pickle?"

i always tell Dear, "Don't just sit there like some sort of GENITAL WART!*"

Good times!)

YES, i "screech" the caps ~ THAT's how i knocked Hip off...

xD "dont just sit there like a genital wart"

you just made my new favorite thing to say.

Idk what you're version of a "back-up J" is, I know I have personally stored some backup weed and hid it from myself to only have it when I'm entirely out of weed or couldn't get anymore,
but;
and this is a big but now;
my version of "The Back-up J" is a collection of roaches that I'll break down to reroll.
And THAT i believe is what you can consider a TRUE back-up J.

lol...

We tend to finish our joints around here.

True, dat ^^^

i stick my J into a crackpipe (small steam roller) and smoke it until it's gone.

We just roll with roaches and stop smoking when we hit cardboard.