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Kittens are Amazing(Read 2308 times)
Kittens are Amazing on: July 24, 2009, 06:00:23 AM
Yes they are.

Recently I had several cats fixed. All of my "bobble" babies. Meyou has a black kit I was calli9ng Merlin. When they were fixed I had to keep them in the house for a few days. I didn't want Merlin to stay outside all alone so I also brought it into the house.

I can't get rid of it now! I've tried throwing it back outside but it won't have any of that.

'Merlina' has forced her way into my house and I will never be able to throw her away again.
But kittens have no preconceptions and don't adhere to the norm, so they are special and amazing. My two inside cats are training it as to the pecking order. 


Still, nice to have a baby again.
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Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 07:13:15 AM
There were two cats outside yesterday having a conference in our garden. A really loud conference.

I opened the door, stared at them and they both stared right back at me for about 10 seconds.

Good fun.



Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 02:27:27 PM
Amazingly troublesome, the little fucker keeps knocking shit down.

I'm going to take it in for it's shots today.
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Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 02:32:47 PM
You could just use that air rifle you have.
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Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 02:49:07 PM
Good idea, send me your address.


Motherfuckers, my two big cats  just broke out a fucking window while I was in the shower.
 
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Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 03:40:22 PM
You could just use that air rifle you have.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #6 on: July 24, 2009, 04:46:54 PM
two grown cats would make a delicious meal for two, in a peppercorn sauce



Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #7 on: July 25, 2009, 12:12:22 AM
I didn't know you were Asian.
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Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #8 on: July 26, 2009, 05:11:14 AM
Meowzer!   :o



Re: Kittens are Amazing Reply #9 on: July 26, 2009, 05:20:19 AM
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