What kind of faggot sits around programming malicious software? Seriously, when was the last time you touched a vagina, Mr. Trojanfag?.....*sigh*.....anyways, so I got another infection which was completely my fault.  I wasn't running the protection I should have been and I was recklessly downloading shit I shouldn't have been.  I'm not even gonna say how I got the infection.....let's just say...speed is a hell of a drug.

Well on the upside, I have a pretty good track record.  The last time I got a malicious rootkit was a few years ago (also completely my fault, also totally preventable).  It also doesn't seem to be as ruthless as the last one I got.  It just reminded me how much of a dumbass I was for not backing up my computer EVER in the past, so I instantly got a Mozy account and am backing up all my music, porn, and other important files as we speak.  Hopefully I don't have to format, but at least I don't have to worry about my precious files if I do.

Get MalwareBytes Anti-Malware ...

It's quick, and it works ...

May sound odd, but ive been disapointed that my MalwareBytes hasent picked anything up. Then again I dont DL anything.

The single remaining part of the infucktion, Troj/Rustok-N, does not allow me to run or update a lot of security programs, including that one.  It even blocks many security websites from even loading.  It's a tricky little bastard.  I also can't use RedTube

Dylan is a proxy !

Your mom's a proxy.

get a mac

get a mac

I'd rather suck a bloody dick infected with AIDS and malaria.

Now now, you do that anyway...

Oh, yeah, I forgot I gobble up all those bleedy dicks.

or get a second linux box for the internet or something. the point is they don't get viruses

Ubuntu FTW!

Have you tried SpyBot as well?
For the really hard ones, WebRoot ...

My brother had a virus on his computer for ages, had to defragment his drive or something to get rid of it and then install Kapersky, only for it to come back later. He installed Linux and on the first time booting the damn thing was gone. So now he just crashes and destroys his files every now and then because of the whole dual operating systems...

The rootkit is still on my comp.  I've been too lazy to try and remove it.

I dont get viruses...

BECAUSE I DONT CRUISE WAREZ SITES...

I WAS REALLY HIGH, OK?