Someone post a vegan recipe that could win me $300 in a vegan cooking contest!


Indian food-  Haven't I posted why I don't like indian food?  It's because it's greasy, has bones in it, and mostly tastes like dirt.  I would eat it to live but not for enjoyment.

Militant Sasha rocks.

But... but... it's a vegitable... You're not supposed to eat vegitables.... it's a sin! My momma said so! Oh... wait.. that was only potatoes, tomatoes and beets... Carry on!

Tomatoes are a fruit.

Indian food-  Haven't I posted why I don't like indian food?  It's because it's greasy, has bones in it, and mostly tastes like dirt.  I would eat it to live but not for enjoyment.

Not indian food, indian restaurants. This is why I hate it too, course I dont have the bone problem.

It's a lot easier to make indian food with tonnes of oil if you're making it in huge amounts I think.
Once we had to cook a huge amount of food and we ended up with greasy as fuck food...

Da fuck does a Norwegian know about eggplant parm...

OTOH,

Da fuck does an Irish Jew know about eggplant parm?

Hvem er Norsk her?

Erm ....
Who's Norwegian?

You apparently... though your name suggests Germanic origins...

I have an Indian mate who prepares GREAT Indian food. OMG

Here's one I'm eating right now!

Plain oatmeal with artificial sweetener.

Step one: Make plain oatmeal

Step two: Add artificial sweetener.

For lunch I think I'm going to have plain oatmeal with fruit from the fruit vendor.

i recently discovered prepared (frozen) steel cut oatmeal. it's supposedly better for you but doesn't taste nearly as good as my kashi apple cinnamon instant stuff.

Here's one I'm eating right now!

Plain oatmeal with artificial sweetener.

Step one: Make plain oatmeal

Step two: Add artificial sweetener.

Gross!

I make oatmeal from scratch and then add dried fruit and nuts.... dig that.

Hipppppp-  It does have to be unpublished.  I was thinking about making my Vegan Shepard's Pie.

How's about a vegan plain tofu lettuce wrap?! Very worthy. Take one for the road, eat it in your Prius!

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Or how about a fuckin' BLT, with real crispy bacon and real mayo? Mmm...

Know what else is good on bacon?

More bacon.

And maple syrup!

My sister introduced me to something really good the other day: veggie burgers with bacon.

Gotta try that...

It's like a vegetarian's wetdream.

It won't make me a bluedog conservative, I hope...

BACON IS A FUCKIN VEGETABLE!

That's it, I'm buying ham steaks on the way home.

I eat more ribs than anyone in Texas, but I also like vegan food..... just not indian food because it tastes like rotten taint.

mmmm rotten taint *ghaaaaaa*

BACON IS A FUCKIN VEGETABLE!

NO, it ISN't ~

it's a FRUIT!!!

i had real bacon for the first time in YEARS a few months ago and I salivate thinking about it.

But I show restraint as often as possible and only eat it like once a month

I want to eat some pig flesh RIGHT NOW

maybe Zoomie can lend you some

Si - its super fatty and im trying to lose this extra poundage. When I do splurge, which isnt often, and its a choice between bacon and fried chicken, you better bet i go fried.