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Two guys 1 horse(Read 42162 times)
Two guys 1 horse on: August 21, 2009, 11:12:52 AM
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 11:16:39 AM
Oh the lolz...
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 11:21:12 AM
That guy died shortly after.
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 11:30:33 AM
Really? Burst colon?
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 11:30:52 AM
But not from that particular act, I think.  I think it was a separate instance of horse fucking that killed him, since he wouldn't go to the hospital for fear of losing his security clearance for getting fucked by horses.

I used to like to play that video when people would come over to my house to drink before going out.  



Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 11:41:04 AM
The story goes that he died several hours after that video was shot from having his colon destroyed. His friends had to convince him to go to the hospital, and by the time they got him there I guess it was too late.

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Prosecutors later determined that the horse, an Arabian stallion, had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner. The photographer, 54-year old James Michael Tait of Enumclaw,[9] was later charged with trespassing, since this act took place on a third party's property. A third man alleged to have been present was not charged. According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon",[10] and the death was ruled accidental.[11]

Other factors surrounding the death were apparently that the deceased, concerned about appearing in a hospital with an unusual internal injury and the effect on his security clearance as an engineer for aerospace company Boeing, had apparently refused his friends' urging to go to the hospital for several hours after being aware he was internally injured, and was either beyond treatment or dead when he finally reached the ER.[citation needed]

Media reports at the time of the trial suggested that despite seizing and examining carefully a large number of such videos from the property, no evidence of injury to the horses was found, precluding animal cruelty charges, and that the trespass charge against Tait were brought due to lack of grounds for any other matter:
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 07:31:26 PM
I wonder how many people put their hands on items that the Boeing employee had up his ass.
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 08:03:26 PM
I can't possibly click on that...It sounds like something I'd want to unsee...



Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #8 on: August 21, 2009, 08:54:58 PM
^^^ My sentiments, also...
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 12:28:10 AM
I think my penis has died.



Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 02:04:32 AM
OHHHH WILBURRRRRrrrrr



Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 04:55:01 PM
Evolution getting EVEN!

A+++, would recommend!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #12 on: August 23, 2009, 08:40:07 AM
Eric, you're a great guy and I like what you've done with your golf game. But I won't be opening this thread again.
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #13 on: August 23, 2009, 06:28:18 PM
The petname that my ex and I used for each other was "horsefucker". It came from this video. There's a documentary about this horsefarm where people & horses got it on called "Zoo."
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #14 on: August 23, 2009, 06:29:13 PM
I used to like to play that video when people would come over to my house to drink before going out.  

Why did you stop?
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #15 on: August 23, 2009, 11:58:59 PM
I used to like to play that video when people would come over to my house to drink before going out.  

Why did you stop?

People stopped coming over.
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #16 on: August 24, 2009, 12:04:40 AM
I used to like to play that video when people would come over to my house to drink before going out. 

Why did you stop?

People stopped coming over.

Close!

I was just banned from controlling the TV - the string of perverse videos, ninn worx pornos, & creepy children's videos I would queue up were too much for anyone. 



Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #17 on: August 24, 2009, 01:22:35 AM
You my friend, need help.



Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 08:34:11 PM
Trouble is...we're the help.

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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #19 on: August 26, 2009, 04:14:34 AM
I can't possibly click on that...It sounds like something I'd want to unsee...

It is :-\



Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #20 on: August 26, 2009, 09:53:10 AM
I can't possibly click on that...It sounds like something I'd want to unsee...

Click it and watch! I promise it's really just three kittens snuggling with each other and looking cute.
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #21 on: August 26, 2009, 01:32:03 PM
No it isn't. It's a documentary about a young penguin who gets lost and is later reunited with it's mother. Narrated by David Attenborough.
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #22 on: August 26, 2009, 01:36:21 PM
No it isn't. It's a documentary about a young penguin who gets lost and is later reunited with it's mother. Narrated by the YOUNG David Attenborough.

Mmmmmpppppp!  Sorry, Charlie!

It's about the shoot-out at the OK Corral, when there are just 2 guys left, and they have a gun-fight over who the horse will ride into the sunset.
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #23 on: August 26, 2009, 04:34:12 PM
hahahahaha ....

Nice, Fyre ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #24 on: August 28, 2009, 07:44:14 PM
hahahahaha ....

Nice, Fyre ....


Indeed!

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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #25 on: August 29, 2009, 06:47:30 AM
Zoo was very creepy for the sole reason that the film tried to sympathize with the horse fuckers and paint them as just misunderstood people.
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #26 on: August 29, 2009, 06:56:15 AM
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Re: Two guys 1 horse Reply #27 on: August 29, 2009, 06:59:13 AM
Yeah, I'd put David Lynch films and documentaries about bestiality on about the level of quality.
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