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Quote from: hip
does she know of your penchant for sucking dick?
Quote from: underclass
She's likely young enough to think it's nice that he's open minded
Quote from: Zoomie
Well it is nice that he's open minded. But I'm gathering that this one isn't a virgin and she knows what a dick tastes like. So yeah, brush before you kiss her.


bikes(Read 5610 times)
Re: bikes Reply #30 on: September 02, 2009, 10:13:03 PM
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: bikes Reply #31 on: September 02, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
win



Re: bikes Reply #32 on: September 03, 2009, 02:07:29 AM
You can tell by the wording that this must have been an otherwise very sweet, relatively harmless hipster chick.

"I hope my bike takes you straight to hell." makes it.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: bikes Reply #33 on: September 03, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist.  My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods.  Hipsters are easy to steal from.



Re: bikes Reply #34 on: September 03, 2009, 03:05:40 AM
It's like taking candy from an 18-35 year old baby.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.