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Confession(Read 3253 times)
Confession on: September 02, 2009, 12:13:33 AM
Right after I post something, I edit it to fix spelling mistakes. ALWAYS. It's as if I'm incapable of editing before hitting post.

Another awesome thread from tricky.
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Re: Confession Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 12:23:28 AM
disappointed at poor thread content, after promising title
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Confession Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 01:03:47 AM
Actually, I'm glad you confessed because I do the same thing multiple times.  I'm not good at spotting shit so I edit all the time.
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Re: Confession Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 02:21:58 AM
I'm just lazy.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Confession Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 03:24:02 AM
I don't usually read my posts once I've posted them, unless someone has replied. So I tend to fix anything I fucked up fairly late, once it no longer really matters.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Confession Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 04:43:40 AM
me too... I tend to also fix them after they have been quoted too.



Re: Confession Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 04:46:57 AM
I dont care enuff.

I want salacious confessions here!

I'm a shemale. Shit like that.



Re: Confession Reply #7 on: September 02, 2009, 07:29:48 AM
Um, ok.

I once had sex with one guy on a Friday night then had sex with a different guy the next night. That's the rather boring extent of my sluttery.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Confession Reply #8 on: September 02, 2009, 07:34:20 AM
SLAAAAHT!



Re: Confession Reply #9 on: September 02, 2009, 08:12:15 AM
I once got laid, left her place and went back out and got laid again. I felt like a bit of a heel after though
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Confession Reply #10 on: September 02, 2009, 09:13:21 AM
I flat-out cheated on ONE test in college.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2009, 09:20:54 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Confession Reply #11 on: September 02, 2009, 09:20:18 AM
Oh, we all did that.
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Re: Confession Reply #12 on: September 02, 2009, 09:29:34 AM
I didnt. hmm,  I need to confess 18 months of Uni.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Confession Reply #13 on: September 02, 2009, 09:35:31 AM
Right after I post something, I edit it to fix spelling mistakes. ALWAYS. It's as if I'm incapable of editing before hitting post.

I did this all the time in RT but it bugs me how it says the last edit on each post so I try not to do it here...



Re: Confession Reply #14 on: September 02, 2009, 09:37:43 AM
I also didn't cheat on tests.  I took a number of them drunk, though.




Re: Confession Reply #15 on: September 02, 2009, 09:38:04 AM
Right after I post something, I edit it to fix spelling mistakes. ALWAYS. It's as if I'm incapable of editing before hitting post.

i do the same thing. i blame my iphone for being such a fucking cunt lately. but i'll have wireless at my apartment as soon as i get off my lazy ass and go buy a router from bestbuy. Btw: recommendations, anyone?



Re: Confession Reply #16 on: September 02, 2009, 09:40:53 AM
I never cheated in college, but my average for the two I took drunk is probably a C or C-. Not recommended.



Re: Confession Reply #17 on: September 02, 2009, 09:47:33 AM
It was a lecture type math class with auditorium seating, and I didn't want to have to remember that very long formula, so I wrote it down on a piece of paper and stuck it my pocket.

I'm clearly going to hell.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Confession Reply #18 on: September 02, 2009, 09:50:43 AM
My drunk average in undergrad was probably a B.  I did get a 97% on a materials science exam while getting absolutely hammered while taking it.

In grad school my drunk average was an A, but I got As on almost all of my exams in grad school.  



Re: Confession Reply #19 on: September 02, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
You should be a quant at GS for exactly 3 years, make 2 million dollars and buy a commune so Zoomie can hang
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Confession Reply #20 on: September 02, 2009, 10:07:06 AM
I think I got a D on the first drunk exam and an A on the second. So I guess it's more like a C+ average. The first one was an experiment, the second was me being cocky.

I've tried to cheat before in high school. My problem is that whenever I have anything written down in cheat-sheet form, that's the only part of the material I remember. So it's not a moral issue but a practical one for me.



Re: Confession Reply #21 on: September 02, 2009, 10:12:10 AM
I've only cheated on silly little exams which don't count towards anything, which is my way to keep the conscience clear.

We just made the tests a group effort.



Re: Confession Reply #22 on: September 02, 2009, 10:13:49 AM
I used to blow a joint before exams....

I always passed.



Re: Confession Reply #23 on: September 02, 2009, 10:27:01 AM
except on grass



Re: Confession Reply #24 on: September 02, 2009, 10:52:33 AM
*rimshot*
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Re: Confession Reply #25 on: September 04, 2009, 04:27:18 PM
Rimjobs = A+'s
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Confession Reply #26 on: September 04, 2009, 08:07:49 PM
Rimjobs = A+'s

So that's how you got your degree. Coz its couldnt have been for your medical skillz.