Can I spank you for being such a bitch? A naughty, dirty bitch?

i've been very bad and deserve a good spanking.

Can you take two man sized fists in your cooch?

Coz if you can, I'm available.

I only do anal, so if you're down for anal lets hang out, I'll slip you some rufees... we'll bond, and when you wake up in the dirty, smelly alley just know we had a good time, and of course, I'll call you.

Sounds like a great night out. Lets do it.

Sweet, oh and if I get you knocked up I'm going to state the fact that it's not mine from the get go so that I don't give you mixed feelings.

a subject you're quite familiar with right angel?

hahahaha