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Quote from: FAH-Q
If I tried to rob someone and they pulled out a big fuckin' dildo I'd abort the mission, so to speak.
If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.
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i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!
Quote from: 13chemicals
I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?
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no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.
(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)

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MOVED: MY BOWELS on: August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM
I just pooped.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 10:38:13 AM
Well duh, it's 10:30.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 11:48:46 AM
Fascist.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
I'm sure everyone appreciates getting paid to shit.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 01:36:14 PM
not you, though, unless you and your mom have some deal worked out that we don't know about.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 01:39:49 PM
My mom?  I don't do business with her.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 02:23:47 PM
You don't do business with anyone except the corner pharmacy and the guy who stands in front of it.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 02:39:39 PM
Not accurate.....though he does get a substantial ratio of my business.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 02:49:31 PM
Truth is represented my a majority percentage of the facts.  So it's accurate enough.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
Quote from: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM
I just pooped.

Do you have documentary evidence of this?
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 08:57:13 PM
You can find that shit (oh look, a pun) all over the interwebs, Mosh.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 08:59:38 PM
I prefer to take a crap later in the day.  I lose all confidence walking around with a tainted bunghole.  If I must go in the morning, I make sure it's before I shower.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?

I am a pro at wiping.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 09:08:21 PM
Mysophobia it is.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 09:11:40 PM
Nah, mostly just OCD.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 09:17:13 PM
Mysophobia is a very common symptom of OCD.
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