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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

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MOVED: MY BOWELS on: August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM
I just pooped.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 10:38:13 AM
Well duh, it's 10:30.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 11:48:46 AM
Fascist.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
I'm sure everyone appreciates getting paid to shit.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 01:36:14 PM
not you, though, unless you and your mom have some deal worked out that we don't know about.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 01:39:49 PM
My mom?  I don't do business with her.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 02:23:47 PM
You don't do business with anyone except the corner pharmacy and the guy who stands in front of it.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 02:39:39 PM
Not accurate.....though he does get a substantial ratio of my business.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 02:49:31 PM
Truth is represented my a majority percentage of the facts.  So it's accurate enough.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
Quote from: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM
I just pooped.

Do you have documentary evidence of this?
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 08:57:13 PM
You can find that shit (oh look, a pun) all over the interwebs, Mosh.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 08:59:38 PM
I prefer to take a crap later in the day.  I lose all confidence walking around with a tainted bunghole.  If I must go in the morning, I make sure it's before I shower.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?

I am a pro at wiping.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 09:08:21 PM
Mysophobia it is.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 09:11:40 PM
Nah, mostly just OCD.
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Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 09:17:13 PM
Mysophobia is a very common symptom of OCD.
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