can hear shit across the street that I can't and start barking excessively and fucking loud for a good 5-10 minutes drive me to murder.

Though thats why I make louder noises in retaliation in the house to get their attention and yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP" one nice time,

only to have it happen again in the next 10 minutes.

The windows and the doors are closed, fuckin dog ears.

Fuck.

This can be solved with baits. Yummy, poisonous baits.

Every single one of my neighbors owns a dog and a child.  Like I said in Luke's thread, you can poison a dog but you can't poison a child.  Both are loud, pick your poison, and get to work.

Children can be solved with baits. Yummy, poisonous baits.

you can poison a dog but you can't poison a child.

Says who? You just don't know how.

Ever heard of EarPlugs?

They make them in all sizes and varying degrees of density, to allow for SOME hearing ability

i used to grab all i could at the sites we delivered to that required them

Can't Even Walk Down the DAMN STREET!

i hate dogs so fucking much, I couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard at this video..

Still living with your mom and her pack of mutts?